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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 44

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Understandable, given the photo, but we had an inordinate number of staring contest-based responses to this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

In the end, though, we had to award the top prize to "PirPir" for his/her dynamite Britney Spears reference. The lyrics below don't make a ton of sense, we grant you, but it's Britney... bitch!

Thanks to everyone for participating!


I'm Miss I'm-A-Witch-Back-off Dream since I was 17. Don't matter if I kill a vampire or sneak into Elena's room. Still vampires gonna threaten me with cheap witches. You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?

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Bonnie: What did you think that I wouldn't know you were a witch cause you are wearing a mask? Lucy: Yes, yes I did! Bonnie: *grrr*


Nooooo. I'm am the only witch here. Go away!


Bonnie: I get it. You black, you a witch too!


Lucy: You know if you keep it up your face is going to be stuck like that.


Bonnie: Girl please, you so knew I was going to wear that dress. You're such a witch.


Bonnie: SQUEZE ME?!?!
Lucy: I said i am taller than you and that your dress is so last year, sorry to burst your bubble.
Bonnie: Okay, 1), You are not taller than me, this picture is angled, and, 2), What the hell would you know about fashion? i mean have you looked in the mirror latley? Your hair is not a Hair- Do, its a Hair- DONT, Sorry to burst YOUR bubble.


Bonnie: You saw a werewolf? ah crap, we had better leave before we contribute towards a vamp vs. were cliche...


Bonnie: Those masquerade cliche's are spot on! I have absolutely no idea who you are? But if I concentrate hard enough I can make you brain pop! Oh and if I touch you I can tell if you are supernatural or not. But other than that, with that mask on, I would never know who you are! Hi, I'm Bonnie...


Bonnie: Bitch please, I am the only witch in Mystic Falls!!


Bonnie: I can do the eye thing too.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.