Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest 247

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Welcome back, all, to the 247th Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is David O. Congratulations and well done!

Honorable mentions go to Lucious, SHABBA and Wapiti. Thanks to everyone for playing as always, and best of luck again in next week's contest!

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Lucy: Callie I am so sorry. You have poison oak... where nobody wants it.
Callie: I SLEPT WITH MARK!

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Callie: Watch where you're touching doc. This triangle cannot afford to become rectangular. Lexie: IT ALWAYS WAS!

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Three doctors and a baby!

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Mark:So have you heard Niaomi, Is leaving LA, I think she wants to come work here. Arizona:Oh good I like her, I feel bad for Addison,thats her best friend. Callie:No No No!!! Theres only room for one woman who looks like a man and thats me!

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It's a BABY!

Emza

Fields: "What happened to his face?"
Callie: "He got my pregnant and she found a brick"

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Fields: "Congratulations! You're preggers!"
Callie: "That is the LAST time you're getting anywhere near my casserole Mark!"
Arizona: (thoughts) "Well I guess I'm not getting any of Callie's casserole for awhile either!"

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Arizona: "So, Callie, how EXACTLY did you get pregnant when I was in Africa?"
Callie: "Well, Mark took one finger, just ONE finger, and..."
Arizona: "never mind, just STOP!"

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Mark:Oh my gosh this will be epic,get it,you so better get it. Arizona:Don't you there touch her or I will throw you a brick. Fields:So Callie it's up to you. Callie:I think I will pass on getting a tattoo down there. (Fields takes hands away from Callie lower area and takes gloves off) Callie:No No No! Don't stop touching me.

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Callie ; Com'n guys, sing it! We all know Sister sledge! *We are familyyy, I got all my lovers with me!*
Mark and Arizona are slowly going out of the room.
Fields ; Oh noo, I can't sing.
Callie ; You better sing! or get the f**k out my va-jay-jay
Fields ; WE ARE FAMILYYYY, you got all your lovers with youuu

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Dr.Fields: So, here's your baby (points at monitor).
Callie: Oh my God *tear*, (looks at Mark and Az), wtf guys stop staring at Dr.Fields b00bs and look at the monitor!!

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Lexie: [narrating] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.
Mark: It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.
Alex: And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.
Izzie: That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.
Derek: By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.
Bailey: Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.
Owen: So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.
Meredith: The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.
Arizona: The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.
Callie: And let it go when we can.
Meredith: The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.
Cristina: And always, every time, it takes your breath away.
Meredith: There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.
Alex: Denial.
Derek: Anger.
Bailey: Bargaining.
Lexie: Depression.
Richard: Acceptance.