The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 48

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Easy, Lexi. It's gonna be okay. Stefan is here to save you.

No, not your life necessarily. But from those awful hair extensions. So "Tari," the winner of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest. She cracked us up with the entry posted below. Check it out now and remember:

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Stefan: Calm down! I'm gonna save you from those horrible extensions!

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Stefan: Look into the eyes, look into the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into the eyes, okay you're under


Stefan:"You telling me that in 145 years Damon's still gonna get the bigger, better, superior bedroom? Why did I make him turn?"


Stefan: Do you mind if I touch your boobs?


Stefan: Calm down, Lexi
Lexi: Why should I calm down? Do you realize you just bit a relative of mine?
Stefan: A relative? What relative? You never mentioned having any living relatives.
Lexi: Well I don't have any LIVING relatives now, do I Stefan?
Stefan: I'm sorry, so very sorry. (Thinking really hard)I know! Kill Damon! We'll even!


Stefan: I Realized I Love PIzza Sauce More Than Blood Lexi: Ughh!! Now Youve Got It All Over Your Suit, That I Just Washed


Stefan: what?!!? They're seriously cancelling NCIS?!
Lexi:Well, so I've heard...chill a little man
stefan: don't tell me to chill a little. look, my hands are shaking. shaking! I need some blood.


Lexi: what are you doing?
Stefan: shhh....i have specail powers
Lexi: but do your hands have to be right there-
Stefan: shhhh.... wait for it...


lexi: Stefan, you can only drink animal blood.
Stefan: Thumper, your going down.


Stefan (to Lexi): I'm telling you, Lex. Damon can control fog, and I can control boobies. Stefan (to boobies): Grow, grow I say! Hmm. Maybe if I touch them.. _________________________SLAP!___________________________ Stefan (snapping back his jaw): My mistake. I think Damon's got that power. You should ask him to help.


Lexi: Care to elaborate?
Stefan: I can explain. I got hungry, Justin Bieber walked by with his new hair cut...

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

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