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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 49

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We'd like to thank all readers who set a new record for number of responses in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest. 211! Wow! Thank you so very much.

It was difficult, but we selected "Jessica Graham" as the winner. Why? Read her entry below and try not to laugh.

Thanks again for playing and remember to do so every week!

Damon vs. Katherine

Katherine, checking her Facebook: Hey, Damon Salvatore Poked me. Wait a minute...

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Damon: Where's Klaus hiding?
Katherine: Why would he tell me? I'm just one of his low-level functionaries.
Damon: Where's Klaus hiding?
Katherine: You'll have to torture me. I'll never tell you.
Damon: Where's Klaus hiding?
Katherine: Damn, three times. He's hiding in his secret volcano lair.
Damon: Who sent you?
Katherine:[spits] I spit at that question.
Damon: Who sent you?
Katherine: I will take it to the grave with me!
Damon: Do I really have to stab you again?
Katherine: Go to hell, Damon.

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Katherine : Great Damon, I just bought this outfit!

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Katherine : Dammit Damon, do I need to draw you a map, I said lower!

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Oh Damon, is that a stake or are just happy to see me?!

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Wow Damon, that is some hard wood!

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Wow Damon that is some hard woood

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Katherine: Hey, you got any food around here? I'm hungry.
Damon: Ok, then. Stake time!

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Katherine: Ow! That hurts!
Damon: I'm doing my best, ok? That's one big splinter!

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Damon: I think strip poker would be less painful.

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Katherine: Damon, I said "strip" poker, not "stake" poker!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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