The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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  1. kmiXOXO

    Damon: woow, thats an awesome pain face. why is it?
    Elena: why do you think?

  2. kmiXOXO

    Damon: go to hell Katherine, bitch!
    Elena: Im Elena, you jerk!
    Damon: oops, sorry my bad...

  3. Hally

    Damon: Hey i thought of a new game we could play. It's called STAKES and ladders but ONE thing - theres a lot more STAKES and no ladders!!!! I will go first.

  4. saraho@ihmail.com

    Katherine: You MISSED! Can't you do anything right?
    Damon: I'm trying to make a point. I did that on purpose.
    Katherine: Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.
    Damon: I'm seri-
    Katherine: "Bored now."

  5. Jennifer Renee Beatley Jennifer Renee Beatley
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: "Let's roleplay. I'm Bella, and you're Edward."
    (Damon suddenly stakes her)
    Katherine: "What the hell?"
    Damon: "I must kill the demon child growing inside your belly."

  6. Allison

    Katherine: Get That thing OUT OF me!
    Damon: That's what she said!

  7. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Damon: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for vampires like you. If you let Elena go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

    Katherine: ...good luck.

  8. Syrah

    *Myc Chemical Romance Playing on Radio* ...And if they get me and the sun goes down, And if they get me take this spike, A-and, COME ON!
    Katherine and Damon: ... Cliche or what?

  9. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    "You staked me before, you'll stake me again."

  10. Aika860

    Katherine: THAT HURTS, DAMON!
    Damon's thoughts: Damn it... How did the Winchester brothers do this? Note to oneself: How to kill a vampire- Supernatural style. Damn, I missed that episode... Better luck on TiVO...

  11. Aika860

    Dear Diary,

    I suck, big time. I neither get to kill Elijah last week nor manage to kill Katherine. No, scratch Katherine. I DIDN'T GET TO KILL ANYONE WITH MY BARE HANDS TODAY! Stefan managed to kill the papa witch by using neck twisting technique, and I accidentally killed the baby wizard (the one with a weird beard) by a flame thrower that I got from Walmart. I'm reduced to a flame thrower, Diary. It's pathetic. No excuse to that. But never fear. At least, there's Elena. So, I insist on doing tasks I plan to execute well.
    Task number 1: Once Klaus appears, I will kill him.
    Task number 2: I shall do the victory dance.
    Task number 3: Elena and I will kiss and embark a relationship together.
    Task number 4: Hurt Stefan's feelings.

  12. May
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine : Do you want the truth Damon???
    Damon : Yeah yeah I know you love Stefan ..... Next your going to tell me you didn't use me ....

  13. May
    Rank: Guest Star

    Damon : Leave Now !!!
    Katherine : sorry Damon your not the only HOT one on the show now...

  14. Aika860

    Damon: I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave...

  15. Dipdab

    katherine:OW!
    Damon:i guess I got wood

  16. Dipdab

    Katherine:when I asked you to kiss me, or kill me...i didn't mean it literally!
    Damon:"wups"

  17. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Katherine: Will you stop staking me, Damon? Stefan can't keep giving me his blood to heal.
    Damon:(pulls the stake out) Oops, Elena! I'm sorry!
    Katherine: Gotcha again!
    Damon:(stakes Katherine) Damn it, bitch!

  18. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Katherine: Pull it out, Damon! I can't reach it! It hurts!
    Damon: I'm not pulling it out Katherine! We're not doing that again! We're not sleeping together again!
    Katherine: I meant the stake!
    Damon: Opps! I did it again!

  19. Aika860
    Rank: New User

    Damon: Listen well and good, Katherine. You better tell those bitches in CW that the fans of mine around the world hate to wait for 6 WEEKS for the next episode of TVD. DELAYING THE SHOW? BAD IDEA... You want to know why I stab you? Because it sends a message to the Executive Producers... They say 'Patience is a Virtue'. MY FANS AND I ARE NOT ONE OF THEM!

  20. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Katherine: Damon, that's the wrong place.
    Damon: Katherine, it's a stake.
    Katherine: Oh, I thought it felt familiar. But if you say it's a stake...I'll believe you.

  21. Jennifer Renee Beatley Jennifer Renee Beatley
    Rank: Guest Star

    Katherine: Is that a wooden stake or are you just happy to see me?
    Damon: Why the hell would I be happy to see you?

  22. NaNo

    Damon : "it's funny how you prefer Stefan than me!
    I can kill any girl with my fascinating eyes!! you are lucky that I loved you.. how ungreatful you are!!!"

  23. NaNo

    Go East Go West ..
    Damon is the Best

  24. Kmon14

    Damon (singing): "What-what-what did you say huh? You're breaking up on me? Sorry I don't love you now- I LOVE ELENA!"

  25. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Damon: Stop trying to be Elena!


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