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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 49

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We'd like to thank all readers who set a new record for number of responses in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest. 211! Wow! Thank you so very much.

It was difficult, but we selected "Jessica Graham" as the winner. Why? Read her entry below and try not to laugh.

Thanks again for playing and remember to do so every week!

Damon vs. Katherine

Katherine, checking her Facebook: Hey, Damon Salvatore Poked me. Wait a minute...

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Damon: You Know Why I'm Here Katherine. Katherine:What do you want? I don't have what your looking for!

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KATHERIN: DAMON WHY DID YOU STAKE ME DAMON THEY ARE MAKING ME WAIT TILL 2012 TO SEE BELLA BECOME ONE OF US

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Katherine breathing hard
Damon: you need a tic tac!!

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You bitch! It's your fault we're off until April7!

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I know Stephan and Elana belong together but I am crazy about Damon and his sinister smile. Especially when him and Catherine are fighting like Brother and sister. They crack me up.

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Katherine: You're doing it wrong. ((Subtle innuendos tend to be the best. Just ask Disney. ;D))

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Hello Amanda. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose. The device you are wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaw. When the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap. Here, I'll show you. There is only one key to open the device. It's in the stomach of your dead cellmate. Look around Amanda. Know that I'm not lying. Better hurry up. Live or die, make your choice. "Oh god I'm sorry katherine!" "Idiot I told you to stop watching saw before you go to bed! You're sleep walking again!"

Bobbie whited

i have a woody for you. though i don't think you'll like it.

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Damon: now that you've "got wood" you can leave? Katherine: that's not my type.

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Katherine "Thank you Damon it was that time of the month and I was thinking about cutting it out myself. You're such a sweat heart how did you know?" Damon "What? It's that time of the month! I wondered why you had that towel down!"

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.