The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 49 Comments (Page 7)
211 Comments
kmiXOXO
February 26th, 2011 9:58 PM
Damon: woow, thats an awesome pain face. why is it?
Elena: why do you think?
kmiXOXO
February 26th, 2011 9:40 PM
Damon: go to hell Katherine, bitch!
Elena: Im Elena, you jerk!
Damon: oops, sorry my bad...
Hally
February 26th, 2011 6:57 PM
Damon: Hey i thought of a new game we could play. It's called STAKES and ladders but ONE thing - theres a lot more STAKES and no ladders!!!! I will go first.
saraho@ihmail.com
February 26th, 2011 6:35 PM
Katherine: You MISSED! Can't you do anything right?
Damon: I'm trying to make a point. I did that on purpose.
Katherine: Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.
Damon: I'm seri-
Katherine: "Bored now."
Katherine: "Let's roleplay. I'm Bella, and you're Edward."
(Damon suddenly stakes her)
Katherine: "What the hell?"
Damon: "I must kill the demon child growing inside your belly."
Allison
February 26th, 2011 3:52 PM
Katherine: Get That thing OUT OF me!
Damon: That's what she said!
Damon: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for vampires like you. If you let Elena go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Katherine: ...good luck.
Syrah
February 26th, 2011 1:50 PM
*Myc Chemical Romance Playing on Radio* ...And if they get me and the sun goes down, And if they get me take this spike, A-and, COME ON!
Katherine and Damon: ... Cliche or what?
Katherine: THAT HURTS, DAMON!
Damon's thoughts: Damn it... How did the Winchester brothers do this? Note to oneself: How to kill a vampire- Supernatural style. Damn, I missed that episode... Better luck on TiVO...
Aika860
February 26th, 2011 12:53 PM
Dear Diary,
I suck, big time. I neither get to kill Elijah last week nor manage to kill Katherine. No, scratch Katherine. I DIDN'T GET TO KILL ANYONE WITH MY BARE HANDS TODAY! Stefan managed to kill the papa witch by using neck twisting technique, and I accidentally killed the baby wizard (the one with a weird beard) by a flame thrower that I got from Walmart. I'm reduced to a flame thrower, Diary. It's pathetic. No excuse to that. But never fear. At least, there's Elena. So, I insist on doing tasks I plan to execute well.
Task number 1: Once Klaus appears, I will kill him.
Task number 2: I shall do the victory dance.
Task number 3: Elena and I will kiss and embark a relationship together.
Task number 4: Hurt Stefan's feelings.
Katherine: Will you stop staking me, Damon? Stefan can't keep giving me his blood to heal.
Damon:(pulls the stake out) Oops, Elena! I'm sorry!
Katherine: Gotcha again!
Damon:(stakes Katherine) Damn it, bitch!
Katherine: Pull it out, Damon! I can't reach it! It hurts!
Damon: I'm not pulling it out Katherine! We're not doing that again! We're not sleeping together again!
Katherine: I meant the stake!
Damon: Opps! I did it again!
Aika860 Rank: New User
February 26th, 2011 10:45 AM
Damon: Listen well and good, Katherine. You better tell those bitches in CW that the fans of mine around the world hate to wait for 6 WEEKS for the next episode of TVD. DELAYING THE SHOW? BAD IDEA... You want to know why I stab you? Because it sends a message to the Executive Producers... They say 'Patience is a Virtue'. MY FANS AND I ARE NOT ONE OF THEM!
Katherine: Damon, that's the wrong place.
Damon: Katherine, it's a stake.
Katherine: Oh, I thought it felt familiar. But if you say it's a stake...I'll believe you.
Katherine: Is that a wooden stake or are you just happy to see me?
Damon: Why the hell would I be happy to see you?
NaNo
February 26th, 2011 10:01 AM
Damon : "it's funny how you prefer Stefan than me!
I can kill any girl with my fascinating eyes!! you are lucky that I loved you.. how ungreatful you are!!!"
NaNo
February 26th, 2011 9:52 AM
Go East Go West ..
Damon is the Best
Kmon14
February 26th, 2011 9:39 AM
Damon (singing): "What-what-what did you say huh? You're breaking up on me? Sorry I don't love you now- I LOVE ELENA!"
February 26th, 2011 9:58 PM
Damon: woow, thats an awesome pain face. why is it?
Elena: why do you think?
February 26th, 2011 9:40 PM
Damon: go to hell Katherine, bitch!
Elena: Im Elena, you jerk!
Damon: oops, sorry my bad...
February 26th, 2011 6:57 PM
Damon: Hey i thought of a new game we could play. It's called STAKES and ladders but ONE thing - theres a lot more STAKES and no ladders!!!! I will go first.
February 26th, 2011 6:35 PM
Katherine: You MISSED! Can't you do anything right?
Damon: I'm trying to make a point. I did that on purpose.
Katherine: Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.
Damon: I'm seri-
Katherine: "Bored now."
Rank: Guest Star
February 26th, 2011 5:45 PM
Katherine: "Let's roleplay. I'm Bella, and you're Edward."
(Damon suddenly stakes her)
Katherine: "What the hell?"
Damon: "I must kill the demon child growing inside your belly."
February 26th, 2011 3:52 PM
Katherine: Get That thing OUT OF me!
Damon: That's what she said!
Rank: Recurring Character
February 26th, 2011 3:29 PM
Damon: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for vampires like you. If you let Elena go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Katherine: ...good luck.
February 26th, 2011 1:50 PM
*Myc Chemical Romance Playing on Radio* ...And if they get me and the sun goes down, And if they get me take this spike, A-and, COME ON!
Katherine and Damon: ... Cliche or what?
Rank: Leading Character
February 26th, 2011 1:02 PM
"You staked me before, you'll stake me again."
February 26th, 2011 1:01 PM
Katherine: THAT HURTS, DAMON!
Damon's thoughts: Damn it... How did the Winchester brothers do this? Note to oneself: How to kill a vampire- Supernatural style. Damn, I missed that episode... Better luck on TiVO...
February 26th, 2011 12:53 PM
Dear Diary,
I suck, big time. I neither get to kill Elijah last week nor manage to kill Katherine. No, scratch Katherine. I DIDN'T GET TO KILL ANYONE WITH MY BARE HANDS TODAY! Stefan managed to kill the papa witch by using neck twisting technique, and I accidentally killed the baby wizard (the one with a weird beard) by a flame thrower that I got from Walmart. I'm reduced to a flame thrower, Diary. It's pathetic. No excuse to that. But never fear. At least, there's Elena. So, I insist on doing tasks I plan to execute well.
Task number 1: Once Klaus appears, I will kill him.
Task number 2: I shall do the victory dance.
Task number 3: Elena and I will kiss and embark a relationship together.
Task number 4: Hurt Stefan's feelings.
Rank: Guest Star
February 26th, 2011 12:48 PM
Katherine : Do you want the truth Damon???
Damon : Yeah yeah I know you love Stefan ..... Next your going to tell me you didn't use me ....
Rank: Guest Star
February 26th, 2011 12:46 PM
Damon : Leave Now !!!
Katherine : sorry Damon your not the only HOT one on the show now...
February 26th, 2011 12:24 PM
Damon: I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave...
February 26th, 2011 12:08 PM
katherine:OW!
Damon:i guess I got wood
February 26th, 2011 12:06 PM
Katherine:when I asked you to kiss me, or kill me...i didn't mean it literally!
Damon:"wups"
Rank: Leading Character
February 26th, 2011 11:18 AM
Katherine: Will you stop staking me, Damon? Stefan can't keep giving me his blood to heal.
Damon:(pulls the stake out) Oops, Elena! I'm sorry!
Katherine: Gotcha again!
Damon:(stakes Katherine) Damn it, bitch!
Rank: Leading Character
February 26th, 2011 11:14 AM
Katherine: Pull it out, Damon! I can't reach it! It hurts!
Damon: I'm not pulling it out Katherine! We're not doing that again! We're not sleeping together again!
Katherine: I meant the stake!
Damon: Opps! I did it again!
Rank: New User
February 26th, 2011 10:45 AM
Damon: Listen well and good, Katherine. You better tell those bitches in CW that the fans of mine around the world hate to wait for 6 WEEKS for the next episode of TVD. DELAYING THE SHOW? BAD IDEA... You want to know why I stab you? Because it sends a message to the Executive Producers... They say 'Patience is a Virtue'. MY FANS AND I ARE NOT ONE OF THEM!
Rank: Leading Character
February 26th, 2011 10:45 AM
Katherine: Damon, that's the wrong place.
Damon: Katherine, it's a stake.
Katherine: Oh, I thought it felt familiar. But if you say it's a stake...I'll believe you.
Rank: Guest Star
February 26th, 2011 10:06 AM
Katherine: Is that a wooden stake or are you just happy to see me?
Damon: Why the hell would I be happy to see you?
February 26th, 2011 10:01 AM
Damon : "it's funny how you prefer Stefan than me!
I can kill any girl with my fascinating eyes!! you are lucky that I loved you.. how ungreatful you are!!!"
February 26th, 2011 9:52 AM
Go East Go West ..
Damon is the Best
February 26th, 2011 9:39 AM
Damon (singing): "What-what-what did you say huh? You're breaking up on me? Sorry I don't love you now- I LOVE ELENA!"
Rank: Leading Character
February 26th, 2011 9:36 AM
Damon: Stop trying to be Elena!