The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 49

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We'd like to thank all readers who set a new record for number of responses in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest. 211! Wow! Thank you so very much.

It was difficult, but we selected "Jessica Graham" as the winner. Why? Read her entry below and try not to laugh.

Thanks again for playing and remember to do so every week!

Damon vs. Katherine

Katherine, checking her Facebook: Hey, Damon Salvatore Poked me. Wait a minute...

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Katherine "And here I thought you were going to put me out of my misery. Next time hit a vital organ idiot!" Damon "No I just couldn't find the hole so I was trying to make my own."


Katherine "Damon I'm glad you were smart enough to put this old blanket down but it wouldn't have made a difference this couch is already a horrible color!" Damon "But I thought you picked this couch your self?"


Damon I know I like to play rough...but this really isn't doing it for me.


See this is why I like Stefan better. He would at least hit the right spot.


Damon "katherine I didn't know you'd be so happy to see me! I also always thought you were a woman I never knew!" Katherine "Idiot this is a strap on and you're interrupting my online porn video I was making!"


Katherine: u idiot that's not my heart! Damon: I know I just wanted you to feel the pain in your gut to let you know how I felt when I kissed you you the last time and then you didn't return my love.(tear :'() Katherine: really? Damon: nah im just screwing with you


Katherine: "Damon, when i asked you if you would still love me while i'm in the downlow in the G fly.,, this was not the answer i expected. really. U do still like the G fly , don't you? "


Damon: How's that for ya?
Katherine: Ouch!! Your arm is on my hair!


Kathrine "GOD you moron the stake goes through the heart not the mid stomach! Get off me and I'll show you how it's done!" Damon "I didn't know you had a heart so I was testing random places! Relax I'll get it right this time."


Damon: "I'll let you go if you can sum up for me in 5 CHOICE words why ?" Katherine: "Fine, I'll tell u, only 5 CHOICE words damon?" "BYTE ME AND GET BENT!"

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.