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Damon: Calm down and show me your teeth.... Tsk tsk, your teeth's all dirty- we better go to the dentist quick!
Damon: Use my shower one more time and this stake's going through your heart.
Damon: You tried to kill me? I stake you in the stomach. Next time, this stake will go through your heart.
Damon:"Want me to show you what else I can do with this stake?"
Damon:"That's for using my special shampoo!"
Damon: I DON'T SPARKLE!
Damon: I said to stop comparing me to Mason.
Damon: I know, this is not the wood you prefer. But we all cant get what we want.
Damon: I told you not to compare me to mason.
Katherine: You do know that the way to a man's heart is through the stomach, right?
Damon: For the last time, TELL ME WHAT THE ISLAND IS!
Got Wood? Damon Does. And He Put It In Katherine...
Yes, He Staked Her...Sickos.
Katherine:Damon quit with the EYE thing!
Damon:What Eye thing?
Katherine:You know what Eye thing.
Damon: I do know what Eye thing you are talking about!!!
Katherine: You're hurting me, Damon.
Damon: You're hurting me, Damon.
Katherine: Seriously, stop!
Damon: Seriously, stop!
Katherine: I am madly in love with Katherine Pierce!
Damon: . . .
Katherine: *thinking* Yeah, that's what I thought.
Katherine: This is Not what I meant when I asked you if you Got Wood.
Damon: Say it, Katherine! Say those three little words and I'll take the stake out.
Katherine: I . . .
Katherine: I love . . .
Katherine: I love STEFAN, you idiot! Not even a stake to the heart would change that, but you missed. Can't you do anything right?
Damon: Where are they, Katherine? Where did you hide my old sheets?
Katherine: I told you, Damon, your bed looks better with silk sheets.
Katherine: . . .
Damon: *shoves stake into Katherine's stomach* That was for using the last of my special shampoo *twists stake* and that's for using my best bath robe.
Katherine: *thinking* Should I tell him I drank the last bag of blood?
Damon: Gardyloo IS a word, you bitch!
Katherine: You just don't like to loose at Scrabbles, Damon. I should have played it with Stefan.
Damon: Oh no, you didn't!!!
Damon: This is the only wood you'll be getting tonight
Elena: Damon I can't kiss you with that bad breath
I love Damon!!!!!!!!!!He's so sexy
Katherine: Not even a stake can make me choose you over Stefan.
Damon:Never say it again!!!!!
Elena:She's... a... Horse.....
Damon:Arr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah Jessica Parker does not look like a horse, She is true beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!