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Trio of House Clips: A Cat for Wilson?!?

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On next week's new episode of House...

  • Someone will need a tutor.
  • Someone will possesses an incredible memory.
  • Someone will purchase a cat.

What makes House analyze the final item listed like it's a sign of the Apocalypse? Only he can ever explain his thinking clearly. But we've already updated our section of House quotes to include one-liners from the following sneak peeks, all of which are courtesy of "You Must Remember This."

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House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.