Trio of House Clips: A Cat for Wilson?!?

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On next week's new episode of House...

  • Someone will need a tutor.
  • Someone will possesses an incredible memory.
  • Someone will purchase a cat.

What makes House analyze the final item listed like it's a sign of the Apocalypse? Only he can ever explain his thinking clearly. But we've already updated our section of House quotes to include one-liners from the following sneak peeks, all of which are courtesy of "You Must Remember This."

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House Quotes

Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

Thirteen

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

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