House

House Quotes

Episode 10: "Runaways"

House: I'm giving you the gift of deniability.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: I'd turn around and shoot you, but I think I'd miss.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: [To Foreman] An affair? I never knew you were such a tramp.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 9: "Better Half"

House: Better to have shtupped and lost than to not have shtupped at all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Adams: [reading a card from House] Cuddy Dark will waste his afternoon chasing conspiracy theories.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: With great power, comes great micromanaging. And vests.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 8: "Perils of Paranoia"

Taub: If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adams: Am I weird?
Chase: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Well, Clyde, we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cat fight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chase and Adams: [simultaneously] I'll take Taub.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: She probably also believes that Salma Hayek's breasts are too big.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 7: "Dead & Buried"

Adams: What happened to your eye?
House: I grabbed Park's ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Foreman: We have a problem.
Wilson: Does it limp?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: I don't see creed, color, pulse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Park: Why would you lie about that?
Chase: To avoid conversations like this.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Death is a consequence, not a symptom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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