House Quotes
I'm dead. How do you want to spend your last five months?
House [to Wilson]
Is this hell? An eternity of people trying to convince me to live?
Don't be logical. Be desperate.
Stacy
House: He's happy.
Amber: He's dead.
I know you'll do the honest thing. You'll lie.
Foreman: You're stealing this guy's oxygen!
House: There's oxygen everywhere.
Death;s not interesting. You exist for what's interesting.
Kutner
I can't even get stoned without some annoying jerk thinking I need to be analyzed.
From what I hear, nothing black is tiny. Except your penis.
House [to Foreman]
I think it's time to accept you're smarter than me.
House (to Wilson)
Taub: You know he just doesn't want to live in pain.
House: Life is pain! I wake up every morning in pain! Work is pain! You know how many times I just wanted to give up? How many times I've thought about ending it?
Our entire relationship is about you. My dying is about me!
Wilson