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Season 8 Episode 23: "Everybody Dies"

House [to Wilson]: I'm dead. How do you want to spend your last five months?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Is this hell? An eternity of people trying to convince me to live?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Stacy: Don't be logical. Be desperate.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: He's happy.
Amber: He's dead.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

House: I know you'll do the honest thing. You'll lie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Foreman: You're stealing this guy's oxygen!
House: There's oxygen everywhere.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kutner: Death;s not interesting. You exist for what's interesting.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: I can't even get stoned without some annoying jerk thinking I need to be analyzed.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

House [to Foreman]: From what I hear, nothing black is tiny. Except your penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 21: "Holding On"

House (to Wilson): I think it's time to accept you're smarter than me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taub: You know he just doesn't want to live in pain.
House: Life is pain! I wake up every morning in pain! Work is pain! You know how many times I just wanted to give up? How many times I've thought about ending it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilson: Our entire relationship is about you. My dying is about me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilson: Just dinner?
House: That depends on how much you have to drink.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilson: Does it ever stop being surreal?
Thirteen: It'll stop. In about 5 or 6 months, give or take, in your case.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: Sometimes the truth is that there's nothing any of us can do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adams: He just wants to die with a little dignity.
House: There's no such thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: I need to turn Wilson from a terminal idiot to an interminable pain in the ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 20: "Post Mortem"

House: Come here so I can talk you out of it?
Chase: Came to say thank you.
House: It's been fun.
Chase: Fun?
House: Sounded pithier than "we've shared a variety of situations."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chase: It's time to step out of the shadow.
Foreman: It's about time
 • Rating: Unrated

Wilson: I'm sorry. I wasn't familiar with hooker protocol.
 • Rating: Unrated

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