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Alaric: It is time I told the truth.
Jenna: Go on.
Alaric: Isobel is a vampire, along with Damon and Stefan.
Jenna: Don't Elena date Stefan.
Jenna: You are such a liar bringing in fictional stuff like vampires exist. Goodbye Alaric.
Alaric: Jenna...the thing is...my wife is a vampire. That's why she showed up to the house...
Jenna: And the chicken came before the egg. There now we're all speaking nonsense! I wonder who'll win?
Elena: I love Damon!!
LOOK I KEEP TRYING TO TEACH YOU LEFT FOOT FIRST BUT YOU GOTTA LET GO OF THE BAR !!!!
You're A-, OMG I am allergic to A-.
Jenna: so let me get this straight. Blair slept with Nate, who slept with Serena, who slept with Dan, who slept with Vanessa...Vanessa slept with Nate and Chuck, Chuck slept with Blair and Jenny....and I thought my life was messed up!
Jenna: So everyone has powers except you?
Jenna: Damn! I should have chosen Damon
Alaric: Jenna, I have to talk to you...I'm pregnant!
Jenna: You can't keep doing this to me man!
WAIT. WHAT? the tequila is gone. why is the tequila always gone?
jenna : Alaric , stop arguing on this one.My young and stupid , not paying but drinking a lot days are over.This round is on me!
Jenna: Ric, what did I tell you about using my eyeliner? It looks gay on you!
Alaric: Yeah so they canceled two and a half men
Jenna: WHAT i thought it was all good. Charlie Sheen wins here and he wins there.
Jenna: So the vampire walks into a bar...
Jenna: You're not serious?! Dan and Blair?
"I can believe it, you little crap-tard, you cheated on Bella Swan! She has a gay-Farkle-my-Sparkle Vampire!"
"Oh....And I am supposed to believe those WERENT your fang marks in that biotch's neck.....get real & get bent !!!!
No Alaric I told u I belong to another so u may not bite me again It didn't work the first time or the second and so on so go find another that will meet your flavor.
oops type mistake:
Alaric: Yeah, I think youre really cute..But I just came too say, Hello!
Alaric: Yeah, I think you're really cute, but I jusr came too say, Hello!
jena: tell me the truth ric
ric: what? that my wifes alive, shes a vampire, damon turned her or that I can never die as long as I have this ring on...
ric: ummm what yeah ummm look there's a werewolf!
Really Alaric? Your dead wife is a vampire? I have to give it to you...it beats the old "it's me not you" break up line.
Not Again, Another Dead Wife Story!
: YOU TOLD ME ON THE WAY HERE THERE WOULD BE PLENTY OF PEOPLE AN PLENTY OF BlOOD SHOTS!!!! I DONT SEE EITHER!!!!!LOSER!!
alaric: ok jenna heres the thing yes my wife is till alive she is well actually she is a vampire and we would like u to be my second vampire wife. i do love u so much
Jena:. You know your dead wife?!! Yeah she kinda showed up on my doorstep today
Ric: please tell me you didnt ask her to come in
Jena: why is she like a vampire or something or do you not want me to know what really happened between you two
Ric: she is a vampire...that's what I needed to keep from you to protect you
Jena: oh please..does my forehead say stupid?! How many more lies are you gonna tell. What's next Tyler left town because he's a vampire?!
Ric: well....yeah....but that's beside the point
Jena: oh I'm definitely gonna need another shot!
"Y didn't you tell me before i'm hanging out with vampires? I am tired of getting these gray hairs, I could've stayed young awhile ago..."