The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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  1. Hookified(dande)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Alaric: It is time I told the truth.
    Jenna: Go on.
    Alaric: Isobel is a vampire, along with Damon and Stefan.
    Jenna: Don't Elena date Stefan.
    Alaric: Yes:
    Jenna: You are such a liar bringing in fictional stuff like vampires exist. Goodbye Alaric.

  2. Damoncrazy
    Rank: Extra

    Alaric: Jenna...the thing is...my wife is a vampire. That's why she showed up to the house...
    Jenna: And the chicken came before the egg. There now we're all speaking nonsense! I wonder who'll win?
    Elena: I love Damon!!
    Jenna:She won...

  3. vampfan
    Rank: Extra

    LOOK I KEEP TRYING TO TEACH YOU LEFT FOOT FIRST BUT YOU GOTTA LET GO OF THE BAR !!!!

  4. NanaBanana

    You're A-, OMG I am allergic to A-.

  5. VDluv

    Jenna: so let me get this straight. Blair slept with Nate, who slept with Serena, who slept with Dan, who slept with Vanessa...Vanessa slept with Nate and Chuck, Chuck slept with Blair and Jenny....and I thought my life was messed up!

  6. VDluv

    Jenna: So everyone has powers except you?
    Alaric: Yup..
    Jenna: Damn! I should have chosen Damon

  7. AdriannaNavid
    Rank: Guest Star

    Alaric: Jenna, I have to talk to you...I'm pregnant!
    Jenna: You can't keep doing this to me man!

  8. priyanka thaker

    WAIT. WHAT? the tequila is gone. why is the tequila always gone?

  9. aura
    Rank: Extra

    jenna : Alaric , stop arguing on this one.My young and stupid , not paying but drinking a lot days are over.This round is on me!

  10. PaolaL

    Jenna: Ric, what did I tell you about using my eyeliner? It looks gay on you!

  11. Mackenzie

    Alaric: Yeah so they canceled two and a half men
    Jenna: WHAT i thought it was all good. Charlie Sheen wins here and he wins there.

  12. *HS*

    Jenna: So the vampire walks into a bar...

  13. fayeolivia
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenna: You're not serious?! Dan and Blair?

  14. Jessica W. Besaw Jessica W. Besaw
    Rank: New User

    "I can believe it, you little crap-tard, you cheated on Bella Swan! She has a gay-Farkle-my-Sparkle Vampire!"

  15. KAthy

    "Oh....And I am supposed to believe those WERENT your fang marks in that biotch's neck.....get real & get bent !!!!

  16. Candi Miller

    No Alaric I told u I belong to another so u may not bite me again It didn't work the first time or the second and so on so go find another that will meet your flavor.

  17. MissRooobin

    oops type mistake:

    Alaric: Yeah, I think youre really cute..But I just came too say, Hello!

  18. MissRooobin

    Alaric: Yeah, I think you're really cute, but I jusr came too say, Hello!

  19. miranda1969
    Rank: New User

    jena: tell me the truth ric
    ric: what? that my wifes alive, shes a vampire, damon turned her or that I can never die as long as I have this ring on...
    Jena: huh???
    ric: ummm what yeah ummm look there's a werewolf!

  20. Tammy

    Really Alaric? Your dead wife is a vampire? I have to give it to you...it beats the old "it's me not you" break up line.

  21. Margaret Johnson

    Not Again, Another Dead Wife Story!

  22. kalexia1k

    : YOU TOLD ME ON THE WAY HERE THERE WOULD BE PLENTY OF PEOPLE AN PLENTY OF BlOOD SHOTS!!!! I DONT SEE EITHER!!!!!LOSER!!

  23. magen

    alaric: ok jenna heres the thing yes my wife is till alive she is well actually she is a vampire and we would like u to be my second vampire wife. i do love u so much

  24. Amanda

    Jena:. You know your dead wife?!! Yeah she kinda showed up on my doorstep today
    Ric: please tell me you didnt ask her to come in
    Jena: why is she like a vampire or something or do you not want me to know what really happened between you two
    Ric: she is a vampire...that's what I needed to keep from you to protect you
    Jena: oh please..does my forehead say stupid?! How many more lies are you gonna tell. What's next Tyler left town because he's a vampire?!
    Ric: well....yeah....but that's beside the point
    Jena: oh I'm definitely gonna need another shot!

  25. Jennifer

    "Y didn't you tell me before i'm hanging out with vampires? I am tired of getting these gray hairs, I could've stayed young awhile ago..."


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