The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 51 Comments (Page 2)
81 Comments
Hookified(dande) Rank: Regular Character
March 15th, 2011 12:57 AM
Alaric: It is time I told the truth.
Jenna: Go on.
Alaric: Isobel is a vampire, along with Damon and Stefan.
Jenna: Don't Elena date Stefan.
Alaric: Yes:
Jenna: You are such a liar bringing in fictional stuff like vampires exist. Goodbye Alaric.
Alaric: Jenna...the thing is...my wife is a vampire. That's why she showed up to the house...
Jenna: And the chicken came before the egg. There now we're all speaking nonsense! I wonder who'll win?
Elena: I love Damon!!
Jenna:She won...
LOOK I KEEP TRYING TO TEACH YOU LEFT FOOT FIRST BUT YOU GOTTA LET GO OF THE BAR !!!!
NanaBanana
March 14th, 2011 5:12 PM
You're A-, OMG I am allergic to A-.
VDluv
March 14th, 2011 12:27 PM
Jenna: so let me get this straight. Blair slept with Nate, who slept with Serena, who slept with Dan, who slept with Vanessa...Vanessa slept with Nate and Chuck, Chuck slept with Blair and Jenny....and I thought my life was messed up!
VDluv
March 14th, 2011 12:25 PM
Jenna: So everyone has powers except you?
Alaric: Yup..
Jenna: Damn! I should have chosen Damon
AdriannaNavid Rank: Guest Star
March 14th, 2011 10:23 AM
Alaric: Jenna, I have to talk to you...I'm pregnant!
Jenna: You can't keep doing this to me man!
priyanka thaker
March 14th, 2011 9:39 AM
WAIT. WHAT? the tequila is gone. why is the tequila always gone?
"I can believe it, you little crap-tard, you cheated on Bella Swan! She has a gay-Farkle-my-Sparkle Vampire!"
KAthy
March 13th, 2011 2:48 PM
"Oh....And I am supposed to believe those WERENT your fang marks in that biotch's neck.....get real & get bent !!!!
Candi Miller
March 13th, 2011 2:15 PM
No Alaric I told u I belong to another so u may not bite me again It didn't work the first time or the second and so on so go find another that will meet your flavor.
MissRooobin
March 13th, 2011 2:14 PM
oops type mistake:
Alaric: Yeah, I think youre really cute..But I just came too say, Hello!
MissRooobin
March 13th, 2011 2:13 PM
Alaric: Yeah, I think you're really cute, but I jusr came too say, Hello!
miranda1969 Rank: New User
March 13th, 2011 2:03 PM
jena: tell me the truth ric
ric: what? that my wifes alive, shes a vampire, damon turned her or that I can never die as long as I have this ring on...
Jena: huh???
ric: ummm what yeah ummm look there's a werewolf!
Tammy
March 13th, 2011 2:03 PM
Really Alaric? Your dead wife is a vampire? I have to give it to you...it beats the old "it's me not you" break up line.
Margaret Johnson
March 13th, 2011 1:40 PM
Not Again, Another Dead Wife Story!
kalexia1k
March 13th, 2011 1:06 PM
: YOU TOLD ME ON THE WAY HERE THERE WOULD BE PLENTY OF PEOPLE AN PLENTY OF BlOOD SHOTS!!!! I DONT SEE EITHER!!!!!LOSER!!
magen
March 13th, 2011 12:34 PM
alaric: ok jenna heres the thing yes my wife is till alive she is well actually she is a vampire and we would like u to be my second vampire wife. i do love u so much
Amanda
March 13th, 2011 12:28 PM
Jena:. You know your dead wife?!! Yeah she kinda showed up on my doorstep today
Ric: please tell me you didnt ask her to come in
Jena: why is she like a vampire or something or do you not want me to know what really happened between you two
Ric: she is a vampire...that's what I needed to keep from you to protect you
Jena: oh please..does my forehead say stupid?! How many more lies are you gonna tell. What's next Tyler left town because he's a vampire?!
Ric: well....yeah....but that's beside the point
Jena: oh I'm definitely gonna need another shot!
Jennifer
March 13th, 2011 12:18 PM
"Y didn't you tell me before i'm hanging out with vampires? I am tired of getting these gray hairs, I could've stayed young awhile ago..."
Rank: Regular Character
March 15th, 2011 12:57 AM
Alaric: It is time I told the truth.
Jenna: Go on.
Alaric: Isobel is a vampire, along with Damon and Stefan.
Jenna: Don't Elena date Stefan.
Alaric: Yes:
Jenna: You are such a liar bringing in fictional stuff like vampires exist. Goodbye Alaric.
Rank: Extra
March 14th, 2011 7:38 PM
Alaric: Jenna...the thing is...my wife is a vampire. That's why she showed up to the house...
Jenna: And the chicken came before the egg. There now we're all speaking nonsense! I wonder who'll win?
Elena: I love Damon!!
Jenna:She won...
Rank: Extra
March 14th, 2011 7:00 PM
LOOK I KEEP TRYING TO TEACH YOU LEFT FOOT FIRST BUT YOU GOTTA LET GO OF THE BAR !!!!
March 14th, 2011 5:12 PM
You're A-, OMG I am allergic to A-.
March 14th, 2011 12:27 PM
Jenna: so let me get this straight. Blair slept with Nate, who slept with Serena, who slept with Dan, who slept with Vanessa...Vanessa slept with Nate and Chuck, Chuck slept with Blair and Jenny....and I thought my life was messed up!
March 14th, 2011 12:25 PM
Jenna: So everyone has powers except you?
Alaric: Yup..
Jenna: Damn! I should have chosen Damon
Rank: Guest Star
March 14th, 2011 10:23 AM
Alaric: Jenna, I have to talk to you...I'm pregnant!
Jenna: You can't keep doing this to me man!
March 14th, 2011 9:39 AM
WAIT. WHAT? the tequila is gone. why is the tequila always gone?
Rank: Extra
March 14th, 2011 7:26 AM
jenna : Alaric , stop arguing on this one.My young and stupid , not paying but drinking a lot days are over.This round is on me!
March 14th, 2011 6:34 AM
Jenna: Ric, what did I tell you about using my eyeliner? It looks gay on you!
March 13th, 2011 7:33 PM
Alaric: Yeah so they canceled two and a half men
Jenna: WHAT i thought it was all good. Charlie Sheen wins here and he wins there.
March 13th, 2011 6:52 PM
Jenna: So the vampire walks into a bar...
Rank: Guest Star
March 13th, 2011 6:17 PM
Jenna: You're not serious?! Dan and Blair?
Rank: New User
March 13th, 2011 5:49 PM
"I can believe it, you little crap-tard, you cheated on Bella Swan! She has a gay-Farkle-my-Sparkle Vampire!"
March 13th, 2011 2:48 PM
"Oh....And I am supposed to believe those WERENT your fang marks in that biotch's neck.....get real & get bent !!!!
March 13th, 2011 2:15 PM
No Alaric I told u I belong to another so u may not bite me again It didn't work the first time or the second and so on so go find another that will meet your flavor.
March 13th, 2011 2:14 PM
oops type mistake:
Alaric: Yeah, I think youre really cute..But I just came too say, Hello!
March 13th, 2011 2:13 PM
Alaric: Yeah, I think you're really cute, but I jusr came too say, Hello!
Rank: New User
March 13th, 2011 2:03 PM
jena: tell me the truth ric
ric: what? that my wifes alive, shes a vampire, damon turned her or that I can never die as long as I have this ring on...
Jena: huh???
ric: ummm what yeah ummm look there's a werewolf!
March 13th, 2011 2:03 PM
Really Alaric? Your dead wife is a vampire? I have to give it to you...it beats the old "it's me not you" break up line.
March 13th, 2011 1:40 PM
Not Again, Another Dead Wife Story!
March 13th, 2011 1:06 PM
: YOU TOLD ME ON THE WAY HERE THERE WOULD BE PLENTY OF PEOPLE AN PLENTY OF BlOOD SHOTS!!!! I DONT SEE EITHER!!!!!LOSER!!
March 13th, 2011 12:34 PM
alaric: ok jenna heres the thing yes my wife is till alive she is well actually she is a vampire and we would like u to be my second vampire wife. i do love u so much
March 13th, 2011 12:28 PM
Jena:. You know your dead wife?!! Yeah she kinda showed up on my doorstep today
Ric: please tell me you didnt ask her to come in
Jena: why is she like a vampire or something or do you not want me to know what really happened between you two
Ric: she is a vampire...that's what I needed to keep from you to protect you
Jena: oh please..does my forehead say stupid?! How many more lies are you gonna tell. What's next Tyler left town because he's a vampire?!
Ric: well....yeah....but that's beside the point
Jena: oh I'm definitely gonna need another shot!
March 13th, 2011 12:18 PM
"Y didn't you tell me before i'm hanging out with vampires? I am tired of getting these gray hairs, I could've stayed young awhile ago..."