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I swear Ric, I'm a virgin not a vampire!
Alaric : I've got something big to tell you...
Jenna : What ?
Alaric : Vampires exists.
Jenna : No worries . I love being bitten.
Jenna: Have you heard it?
Alaric: About what?
Jenna: Our boss is planning on a new show.
Alaric: Serious? What is it call?
Jenna: It's called 'Secret Circle'. Some 16 years old teenage girl realized she can do magic and cast spells. Something like Bonnie does, but with a secret hippie witch group. You know what makes a drama series great? It's that we must at least have supernatural, a boy, a girl, a twisted forbidden love thingy but end up falling in love, and great villains...
Alaric: I totally agree. Once the show is on pilot, I'll pull out the dagger from Elijah and shift him to that show. He's damn good. Like I said, he's a scary dude. But with nice hair.
Jenna: SEVEN WEEKS?! what the he'll am I supposed to do in these seven weeks of waiting?!
Alaric: well they better have a heck of a Delena scene in it.. Or I'm going crazy!
jenna: tell me the truth rick. Ric: i am sorry it is not a good time. jenna: fine, i have a secret also. ric: what? jenna: i am in love with damon,he is so hot. ric: r u kidding, if u date him, you will end up like isabelle. jenna: oh,and y is that? ric: oh wait is that my mother calling me, sorry gotta go.
jenna: ric i love u but,no more lies tell me what u r hiding. ric: so many things, um where should i start,how bout how my dead wife is a vampire,is that a good start? jenna:r u kidding me, vampires,please,do i look stupid? Ric: not at this moment,but i could be wrong.[lol] look it is true. jenna:you r such a jerk,i hate u [leaves]
Jenna: Tell me whats going on.
Alaric: Uh...there is a Justin Bieber movie and it's in 3D.
Jenna What?! your just now telling me?!
Jenna: Whoa, who
Jenna: Sweetheart, what have we talked about? Vampires don't exist.
Alaric: But they DO, Jenna! They live here, right in Mystic Falls.
Jenna: Oh, and the Easter Bunny too?
Jenna: Alaric lisent, i gotta say whats on my mind, something about us dosen't seem right these days, life keeps getting in the way...
Alaric: But what about us, what about everything we've been through,and what about trust - you know i never wanted to crush you
Jenna: We might find our place in this world some day, but at least for know i gotta go my own way...
Her silent and blaming stare, was broken bye their sudden need to sing - Gotta Go My Own Way.
Jenna.. I.. Left my boxers at your place, and I.. sorta need them!
Jenna: Where's Elijah?
Alaric: I don't know.
Jenna: We were all having fun at dinner party...and he just left, without saying goodbye and I haven's heard anything from him since then. Tell me the truth, Ric. Where's Elijah?
Alaric: You really want to know the truth?
Alaric: The truth is...I killed him. He's a vampire, Jenna. He had to die. I was protecting you and everyone.
Jenna: Ric, I have one word for you: TEQUILA!
Jenna: I'm just gonna ask you more time. What happened to Isobel?
Alaric: Jenna, I already told you. She died.
Jenna: Really? Cause isn't that her talking to Elena?
Alaric: You have got to stop seeing Elijah.
Jenna: Why? You can't tell me what to do.
Alaric: JUST DO IT JENNA OKAY, BEFORE I QUESTION MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION ANY FURTHER!
Jenna: ... (long awkward silence)
Jenna: For the last time, we can't date anymore. I just can't be with someone who is team Edward!
Jenna: These(looks down) belong to me and if you dont tell me what you and Damon have been up to, you wont get them back.
Alaric: Okay okay I'll tell you just let go, their turning blue!
Jenna: One person to another, dont drink that shot. its been roofied by the guitarist in the band.
Alaric: Woah thanks. I thought he was checking me out.
Jenna: Tell me the truth! What are you up to with Damon?? What are you hiding---
Alaric: I'm gay! OK? I'm in love with Damon!
Jenna: What are you hiding from me???
Alaric: Wow Jenna you look beautiful when you yell!
Alaric: You want answers?
Jenna: I think I'm entitled to them.
Alaric: You want answers?!
Jenna: I WANT THE TRUTH!
Alaric: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Girl, we live in the world that has supernatural! And that supernatural has to be guarded by men with STAKES & ANTIQUE DEVICES! Who's gonna do it? You? YOU, JENNA?! I have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You weep and drink tequila and play the blaming game, pressuring me to tell you what happened to Isobel. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Isobel's death, while tragic, probably is partly one of the ways to keep Elena alive. And my existence, while a school teacher turns vampire hunter at night and loves chunky monkeys in the morning, saves lives... I use words like 'ELEMENT OF SURPRISE'... I used these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a woman who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freed
Jenna: is that it? seriously?
Alaric: what? that elena's boyfriend is a vampire, and so is his brother and caroline. katherine is elena's doppleganger, and needs to be sacrificed, tyler is a werewolf. And yeah, my dead wife is actually dead alive, cos she's a vampire too?
Jenna: yeah, that's not a big deal. Thought you broke my car.
Jenna: I can't believe you lied to me, Rick. Santa Claus ISN'T real!! ='(
Jenna: I didn't know
Alaric: That tights are not pants?!