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Alaric: I just don't get it... why is it so important
Jenna: Stop it! You don't know the biebs! You don't talk about the biebs!
Alaric: Why is Justin Bieber so important?
Jenna: What did I just say?!
Alaric: Can we talk please?
Jenna; Does it look like I want to talk to you? I'd rather talk to the guy over that's blurred in the back.
Alaric: Well your mouth is open. And trust me you do not want to talk to him, I tried already.
Jenna: What do you want I'm trying to get drunk here?
Alaric: Oh never mind. I'll just show you when we go back to your house.
Alaric; Did you bleach your skin?
Jenna: No! Your lies are just making me die slowly.
Alaric: No way!
Jenna: But ric, i told you, i want to see justin bieber live so bad! please come with me!
jenna: I said no rick! Werewolf isn't a good name for a puppy!
Jenna: Vampires? Seriously, Ric? What's next? Ninja Turtles?
Jenna: It kinda feels like friday.
Alaric: Um Jenna it is...
alaric: jenna this is very difficult to say.
jenna: ur gay?
jenna: ur cheating?
alaric:jenna, u have a zit on your face.
jenna: dude WTF?
Jenna: I can't BELIEVE you are Team Stelena! How are we supposed to have any sort of a future together, if we don't even support the same SHIPS?
Alaric:...so yeah, there are no vampires in Mystic Falls Jenna! Teh he, why would you think that? There are just these crazy wild animals that keep attacking people!
Jenna: Ok...but you haven't answered my question: who is that blond girl in pink staring at you like she wants to kill you?
Alaric: Ok, so again, no vampires in Mystic Falls, just wild animals that...
Jenna: Ric, I have something to tell you. I'm a vampire.
Alaric: Wait, how did we all miss this?
Jenna: so that's what you have been hiding? Your real name is actually Warren and you're a lawyer?!?
Alarick: I've got something to tell you.
Alarick: It's just awfull, i'm not sure you're strong enough to handle this.
Jenna: Just tell me already!
Alarick: Vampire diaries won't air until april 7th.
Jenna:Did you seriously just say that I'm not pretty enough for you? Bastard!
Jenna: So let me get this right.
Elena's boyfriend Stafan is a vampire, Damon is a vampire.
Caroline is a vampire.
Your DEAD ex-wife is a vampire.
And Elena has a doubleganger, who is a vampire.
Alarick:Yeah makes perfect sense right?!
Jenna: GIVE ME THOSE SHOTS!!!!!
Jenna: *ignore the twitchy finger ignore the twitchy finger*
Alaric: So like I wa- hey, what's up with your finger?
alaric: i no uv been wondering wot my secret is wel here it is im in love with the dreamy salvatore brothers tats y im around them so much
jenna: ..... ok!! so what happens now then alaric? you jerk!
alaric: i dont no jenna but if theres one thing i do no its that i cant keep up this charade any longer its my dream cum tru if theyll have me
jenna: get lost i hope they suck the life out of you. you dirtbag!!
Jenna: STOP being such a jerk!
Alaric: But isn't this Legally Blonde?