The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 52

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What sort of book does Katherine read? TV Fanatic fan "Laurie" knows, which is why her simple entry - posted underneath the photo below - has been chosen as this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest winner.

Thanks so very much to all who participated, and don't feel badly if you didn't come out on top.

There's always next week!

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damon: so you're still musing how come william chose kate over you???
katherine: i dont care... he doesnt have much blood in him anyways

Gaby ee

Katherine: "Gosh, these Gilbert journals are so boring. You wanna play with me Damon?"
Damon: "How can I play with you if... Forget it, it's not fun anymore. And you're not Elena."


Katherine: damon in here says in the 1900's you're family chose to change your last name to cullens... where as mine became swan in the 1980's...
Damon What the!!!


"Dear diary, its been a few days since i borrowed her blue dress. I hope she didnt mind as i snuck it out of her closet while she was sleeping, man does it bring the color of my eyes out! Well, i better go diary, i have two other toes that need to be painted! Sincerely yours, damon!"


Elena: The Joy of Sex, first edition. Great to know what Damon was reading a few decades ago...


Damon: "I'm straining my neck here trying to read this boring ancient book..when I could really use a glass of plum wine." Katherine: "Yea, well don't interupt me, I'm trying not to eat you and while I read 101 ways to suck your blood through my pinky."


I am telling you, if you speak to me one more time while I am reading the instructions on being a vampire/ I will be over there and bite your neck just winging it!! !


Kathrine: This book says that Friday is before Saturday and then comes Sunday!
Dameon: omg! No way!

Bobbie whited

Katherine: OMG!
Damon: What?
Katherine: Jacob just imprinted on Renesmee!
Damon: ...
Katherine: She's just a baby too, Bella is going to be so pissed.
Damon: You know maybe you should get back to work instead of reading about the exploits of pedophilia Werwolf's.


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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.