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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 52

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What sort of book does Katherine read? TV Fanatic fan "Laurie" knows, which is why her simple entry - posted underneath the photo below - has been chosen as this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest winner.

Thanks so very much to all who participated, and don't feel badly if you didn't come out on top.

There's always next week!

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Elena: Hey, Damon?
Damon: Yeah?
Elena: I don't get it!
Damon: What don't you get?
Elana: Well, I found this book in the Library, it's titled "The Vampire Diaries". It's scary because all of our names are in it, even the name of our town. However, that's where the similarity stop. Listen to this...It says here, that Elena dies, becomes a vampire,dies again, comes back as a spirit with magical powers, dies again and then comes back as a human but child like. Can you believe that! The CW couldn't sell that one. I mean, it's crazy right? Couldn't happen, right? Damon: Never in a million years!!!!

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Damon: So did you find anything? Katherine: Shush Edward is about to tell Bella that he is a vampire.

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elena: but i dont wanna know how katherine was like!
damon: well, if you're gonna be my katherine-look alike, you might as well do it right.
elena: see, this is why we're not friends you jack-ass!
damon: damn, you learn fast!

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Damon: Did you find something interesting?
Katherine: Yes... Someone doodling hearts on Stefan's name... and death threats for Elena...
Damon: ...

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Katherine: Hmm... That's interesting... 'WINNING' by Charlie Sheen...
Damon: ...

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Katherine (thinking): Damn, Johnathan Gilbert sounds interesting. I should have banged him back in 1864.

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damon: hey elena, or are you katherine i forget? check out page 5 it will tell you who -A is if you are at that part yet. elena/katherine: damon! you just spoilt it for me, as i am not yet on that page

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Damon, thinking: I am a super sleuth, I am a super sleuth...
Katherine (boredly): Don't flatter yourself

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.