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Matt: Caroline, I am your father.
Caroline: Enough with the Darth Vador role-playing! You look constipated!
Hungry Eyes...she looks at me and she can't disguise...
She's got hungry eyes...
Breath mints..Check. Wallet..Check. Condoms..check. Wooden stake..Dang! I knew I forgot something!
Why'd they have to feed us chili with beans before doing this big dance scene?
Hope I used enough deodorant cause I'm sweatin wooden stakes..., I mean, bullets.
Knock. Don't knock. I'm pretty sure she's seen me by now.
Matt thinking to himself: Okay Matt. Chin up, collar up, don't let her try to give you a hickey, and you just may make it through the night.
It's bad enough that I have to pretend that I've forgotten that she is a vampire. Now I have to be careful about any fast moves or I will regret eating those beans I had for dinner.
Caroline: Why is the life-size Matt doll wearing a Dalton Academy uniform?
Caroline: "I think Matt's here..."
Caroline's mom: "What gave it away"
Matt: *Stands visibly in front of the windowed door*
Caroline: "Come in Matt"
Matt: *Jiggles handle* "It's locked."
Caroline *trys to figure out how to unlock door*
*One pain staking hour later*
Caroline: "Got it!"
Matt: *Walks through the door* "I guess vampires can be dumb blondes too."
CAROLINE: I'm not here
MATT: I can... see you trough the glass. And... I can hear you, too.
CAROLINE:...I'M STILL NOT HERE!
Matt: Caroline, do these curtains make me look fat?
Matt:Trick or treat?
Caroline:Treat...me right!Trick..me not!
Mutt: (thinking) Oh god! how can she hide those big fangs...?
Matt thinkin':just because she's a vampire doesn't mean she's goin' to sparkle..right?
And so Stefan Salvatore finally taught Matt how to brood...
at a vampires only slumber party-
caroline: sookie dinner's here and its pretty yummy too!!!
CAROLINE: oh good! dinner's here and i get him for free because he failed to reach within 30 minutes. could it get anymore awesome ?!!!
through the looking glass .
matt thinking: here is a johnny, or should i not say that??
caroline: matt looks a bit wierd with expression, maybe i should try looking inside his brain
Matt Donavon: human by day, serial killer by night
Matt (thinking): I thought she was gonna look sexier. Boy what a let down.