The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 56 Comments (Page 4)
128 Comments
Renee
April 17th, 2011 8:44 AM
Matt: Caroline, I am your father.
Caroline: Enough with the Darth Vador role-playing! You look constipated!
RhiniedaGenie Rank: Guest Star
April 17th, 2011 7:53 AM
Heeere's Mattyy!
Donna
April 17th, 2011 12:18 AM
Hungry Eyes...she looks at me and she can't disguise...
She's got hungry eyes...
Donna
April 17th, 2011 12:14 AM
Breath mints..Check. Wallet..Check. Condoms..check. Wooden stake..Dang! I knew I forgot something!
Donna
April 17th, 2011 12:08 AM
Why'd they have to feed us chili with beans before doing this big dance scene?
Donna
April 17th, 2011 12:08 AM
Hope I used enough deodorant cause I'm sweatin wooden stakes..., I mean, bullets.
Donna
April 17th, 2011 12:03 AM
Knock. Don't knock. I'm pretty sure she's seen me by now.
Donna
April 16th, 2011 11:59 PM
Matt thinking to himself: Okay Matt. Chin up, collar up, don't let her try to give you a hickey, and you just may make it through the night.
Donna
April 16th, 2011 11:53 PM
It's bad enough that I have to pretend that I've forgotten that she is a vampire. Now I have to be careful about any fast moves or I will regret eating those beans I had for dinner.
Jay
April 16th, 2011 11:28 PM
Caroline: Why is the life-size Matt doll wearing a Dalton Academy uniform?
Tessa Willingale
April 16th, 2011 7:43 PM
HEEEEEEEERES MATTY!
Sarahliz Rank: Regular Character
April 16th, 2011 5:05 PM
Caroline: "I think Matt's here..."
Caroline's mom: "What gave it away"
Matt: *Stands visibly in front of the windowed door*
Caroline: "Come in Matt"
Matt: *Jiggles handle* "It's locked."
Caroline *trys to figure out how to unlock door*
*One pain staking hour later*
Caroline: "Got it!"
Matt: *Walks through the door* "I guess vampires can be dumb blondes too."
LuckyBastarda Rank: Recurring Character
April 16th, 2011 4:33 PM
Knock Knock
CAROLINE: I'm not here
MATT: I can... see you trough the glass. And... I can hear you, too.
CAROLINE:...I'M STILL NOT HERE!
Elena : I just want to kill her. It's that simple.
April 17th, 2011 8:44 AM
Matt: Caroline, I am your father.
Caroline: Enough with the Darth Vador role-playing! You look constipated!
Rank: Guest Star
April 17th, 2011 7:53 AM
Heeere's Mattyy!
April 17th, 2011 12:18 AM
Hungry Eyes...she looks at me and she can't disguise...
She's got hungry eyes...
April 17th, 2011 12:14 AM
Breath mints..Check. Wallet..Check. Condoms..check. Wooden stake..Dang! I knew I forgot something!
April 17th, 2011 12:08 AM
Why'd they have to feed us chili with beans before doing this big dance scene?
April 17th, 2011 12:08 AM
Hope I used enough deodorant cause I'm sweatin wooden stakes..., I mean, bullets.
April 17th, 2011 12:03 AM
Knock. Don't knock. I'm pretty sure she's seen me by now.
April 16th, 2011 11:59 PM
Matt thinking to himself: Okay Matt. Chin up, collar up, don't let her try to give you a hickey, and you just may make it through the night.
April 16th, 2011 11:53 PM
It's bad enough that I have to pretend that I've forgotten that she is a vampire. Now I have to be careful about any fast moves or I will regret eating those beans I had for dinner.
April 16th, 2011 11:28 PM
Caroline: Why is the life-size Matt doll wearing a Dalton Academy uniform?
April 16th, 2011 7:43 PM
HEEEEEEEERES MATTY!
Rank: Regular Character
April 16th, 2011 5:05 PM
Caroline: "I think Matt's here..."
Caroline's mom: "What gave it away"
Matt: *Stands visibly in front of the windowed door*
Caroline: "Come in Matt"
Matt: *Jiggles handle* "It's locked."
Caroline *trys to figure out how to unlock door*
*One pain staking hour later*
Caroline: "Got it!"
Matt: *Walks through the door* "I guess vampires can be dumb blondes too."
Rank: Recurring Character
April 16th, 2011 4:33 PM
Knock Knock
CAROLINE: I'm not here
MATT: I can... see you trough the glass. And... I can hear you, too.
CAROLINE:...I'M STILL NOT HERE!
Rank: Extra
April 16th, 2011 4:01 PM
Matt: Caroline, do these curtains make me look fat?
Rank: Regular Character
April 16th, 2011 3:48 PM
Matt:Trick or treat?
Caroline:Treat...me right!Trick..me not!
April 16th, 2011 3:35 PM
Mutt: (thinking) Oh god! how can she hide those big fangs...?
Rank: Extra
April 16th, 2011 3:18 PM
Matt thinkin':just because she's a vampire doesn't mean she's goin' to sparkle..right?
Rank: Recurring Character
April 16th, 2011 1:50 PM
And so Stefan Salvatore finally taught Matt how to brood...
April 16th, 2011 12:58 PM
at a vampires only slumber party-
caroline: sookie dinner's here and its pretty yummy too!!!
April 16th, 2011 12:52 PM
CAROLINE: oh good! dinner's here and i get him for free because he failed to reach within 30 minutes. could it get anymore awesome ?!!!
April 16th, 2011 12:33 PM
through the looking glass .
Rank: Guest Star
April 16th, 2011 11:53 AM
matt thinking: here is a johnny, or should i not say that??
caroline: matt looks a bit wierd with expression, maybe i should try looking inside his brain
Rank: Guest Star
April 16th, 2011 10:06 AM
Matt Donavon: human by day, serial killer by night
Rank: Guest Star
April 16th, 2011 10:05 AM
I'm heeeeeeere
Rank: Guest Star
April 16th, 2011 10:04 AM
Matt (thinking): I thought she was gonna look sexier. Boy what a let down.