The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 58 Comments (Page 3)
138 Comments
Aika860
May 2nd, 2011 8:35 AM
The Meeting of The Hunter & The Vamp Part I
Background Music from the jukebox somewhere in Mystic Grills
*Song* Love Hurts, Love scars, love wounds and marks... Any heart, not tough or strong enough... *Song*
Alaric: Want to tell me what's bothering you?
Damon: This song... It's damn irritating...
Alaric: Well, Love is tough. It is patient and kind. It does not take offense-
Damon: I should have killed the lead singer a long time ago if I knew this song would come back and bite me in the ass... (Drink whiskey)
Alaric: Well, Love is-
Damon: I mean, come on! Look at us! We're so pathetic that we can't even get laid with the women we love! I haven't get second base with Elena yet. She rejected me on first kiss and that's it! Damn to LOVE! I deserved better!
Alaric: Actually, Jenna and I are back together-
Damon: *CRAZY EYES* (Drink more whiskey) God, I pray to you to give me something that I can do with my life!
Klaus: Gentlemen...
Damon: GOD, DAMN IT!!!
Damon: I think I need a new obsession. I'm done obsessing about Katherine, Elena, the Lockwoods, the moonstone, the curse, Klaus... I need something new to obsess about. Any ideas?
Alaric: How about finding a cure for that werewolf bite on your arm?
Damon: Ugh.
Alaric: Did you hear the news? Osama bin Laden is dead
Damon: Are you kidding me? I'm the one who tracked him down and killed him. His blood was quite tasty, but now stupid Obama is on the damn TV acting like he was the one who found him
Alaric: Did you hear the news? Osama bin Laden is dead
Damon: Are you kidding me? I'm the one who tracked him down and kill him. His blood was quite tasty, but now stupid Obama is on the damn TV acting like he was the one who found him
fernando
May 1st, 2011 10:27 PM
Alaric:Man why you crying!
Damon: All My Childern got the axe!!!!!!!
RhiniedaGenie Rank: Guest Star
May 1st, 2011 9:25 PM
Damon: I can't believe we're wearing the same thing.
RhiniedaGenie Rank: Guest Star
May 1st, 2011 9:16 PM
Buckley's, it tastes awful and it works.
RhiniedaGenie Rank: Guest Star
May 1st, 2011 9:15 PM
Alaric: Why the messed up face?
Damon: Just saw Elena and Stefan canoodling in my bed
Sarahliz Rank: Regular Character
May 1st, 2011 7:32 PM
Damon: "Can you believe that Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were seen at Coachella together?"
Alaric: "They are totally dating."
Damon: "Duh!"
Laura
May 1st, 2011 6:59 PM
Alaric - Everyone says that Klaus is a badass , but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.
Damon- I think he's mean.
Alaric: What's wrong?
Damon: I did it again. First I kissed Katherine thinking it was Elena and then I kiss Klaus thinking it was you. Why does this always happen to me?
Alaric: You did what?
Damon: Oh, don't look so surprised. You knew it was inevitable that I would kiss you.
Alaric: No, it's not that. How could you kiss Klaus? How could you do this to me?
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die. Elena: At least I'll die trying.
May 2nd, 2011 8:35 AM
The Meeting of The Hunter & The Vamp Part I
Background Music from the jukebox somewhere in Mystic Grills
*Song* Love Hurts, Love scars, love wounds and marks... Any heart, not tough or strong enough... *Song*
Alaric: Want to tell me what's bothering you?
Damon: This song... It's damn irritating...
Alaric: Well, Love is tough. It is patient and kind. It does not take offense-
Damon: I should have killed the lead singer a long time ago if I knew this song would come back and bite me in the ass... (Drink whiskey)
Alaric: Well, Love is-
Damon: I mean, come on! Look at us! We're so pathetic that we can't even get laid with the women we love! I haven't get second base with Elena yet. She rejected me on first kiss and that's it! Damn to LOVE! I deserved better!
Alaric: Actually, Jenna and I are back together-
Damon: *CRAZY EYES* (Drink more whiskey) God, I pray to you to give me something that I can do with my life!
Klaus: Gentlemen...
Damon: GOD, DAMN IT!!!
Rank: Leading Character
May 2nd, 2011 8:23 AM
Damon: I think I need a new obsession. I'm done obsessing about Katherine, Elena, the Lockwoods, the moonstone, the curse, Klaus... I need something new to obsess about. Any ideas?
Alaric: How about finding a cure for that werewolf bite on your arm?
Damon: Ugh.
Rank: Leading Character
May 2nd, 2011 8:02 AM
Alaric: Remember the time we were badass and I punched you in the face?
Damon: Don't talk, please.
May 2nd, 2011 6:56 AM
Damon: That stinch has followed me around all day. Where is it coming from?
Alaric: Sorry..
May 2nd, 2011 3:48 AM
Ric:Osama's Dead?
Damon:No,its hs evil clone!
Ric:Wat do u mean?
Damon:There r 100's of hm,hvnt u seen Resident Evil?
May 2nd, 2011 3:27 AM
Ric:Osama's DEAD! Damon:No hes not,I TURNED HIM,hes now Immortal! Ric:Had a feelin ud do that,weas he?
Rank: Guest Star
May 2nd, 2011 1:04 AM
Oops had a typo...
Alaric: Did you hear the news? Osama bin Laden is dead
Damon: Are you kidding me? I'm the one who tracked him down and killed him. His blood was quite tasty, but now stupid Obama is on the damn TV acting like he was the one who found him
Rank: Guest Star
May 2nd, 2011 1:03 AM
Alaric: Did you hear the news? Osama bin Laden is dead
Damon: Are you kidding me? I'm the one who tracked him down and kill him. His blood was quite tasty, but now stupid Obama is on the damn TV acting like he was the one who found him
May 1st, 2011 10:27 PM
Alaric:Man why you crying!
Damon: All My Childern got the axe!!!!!!!
Rank: Guest Star
May 1st, 2011 9:25 PM
Damon: I can't believe we're wearing the same thing.
Rank: Guest Star
May 1st, 2011 9:16 PM
Buckley's, it tastes awful and it works.
Rank: Guest Star
May 1st, 2011 9:15 PM
Alaric: Why the messed up face?
Damon: Just saw Elena and Stefan canoodling in my bed
Rank: Regular Character
May 1st, 2011 7:32 PM
Damon: "Can you believe that Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev were seen at Coachella together?"
Alaric: "They are totally dating."
Damon: "Duh!"
May 1st, 2011 6:59 PM
Alaric - Everyone says that Klaus is a badass , but I think he's kind of a sweetheart.
Damon- I think he's mean.
Rank: Extra
May 1st, 2011 3:56 PM
Damon: Bet you ten bucks I can move this glass with my mind.
Alaric: You're on.
May 1st, 2011 3:09 PM
Damon: I cant believe it..
Alaric: What?
Damon: The sacrifice is going to be at the same time as the royal wedding, what do I do?
May 1st, 2011 12:32 PM
Ric:Theas sthg sexy about a guy drownin his sorrows in a bottle.D:Go 2 hell! R:It workd wen Kelly said it,need new lines
May 1st, 2011 12:21 PM
Ric:I lyk being ua "wing man"Damon:Don worry Elijah wont replace u n Jeremys lyk a bro.Ric:We shld xchange promise rings
May 1st, 2011 12:12 PM
Ric:U can hear across long distances,u read minds 2?Damon:If u want 2 c me naked just ask.Ric:OMG,U wish!
Rank: Leading Character
May 1st, 2011 10:29 AM
Alaric: What's wrong?
Damon: I did it again. First I kissed Katherine thinking it was Elena and then I kiss Klaus thinking it was you. Why does this always happen to me?
Alaric: You did what?
Damon: Oh, don't look so surprised. You knew it was inevitable that I would kiss you.
Alaric: No, it's not that. How could you kiss Klaus? How could you do this to me?
Rank: Regular Character
May 1st, 2011 8:57 AM
Alaric: Let me guess, you screw up.
Damon: I made everything better.
Alaric: For who?
May 1st, 2011 8:30 AM
Matt:Seen the latest issue,Nina's Hot in a bikini! Ian:Which issue, Playboy? Matt:No u perv,7teen! Ian:Don know that mag
May 1st, 2011 8:21 AM
Matt:U a Yankee?Ian:No!Im a die hard DELENA fan!Matt:Who r they?Ian:they r from TVD.Matt:Wheres that?Ian:Don piss me!
May 1st, 2011 8:12 AM
Damon:Hav 2 admit,we were badass!Ric:Go team "Batman n Robin" Damon:Im Batman.Ric:OK. BTW,Stef cald me Van Helsing once!
May 1st, 2011 3:27 AM
Damon: How could they!!
Alaric: who you on about.
Damon: I wanted to marry Price William, part of my plan to rule the world!
Alaric: (facepalm)