Alaric: That Klaus is one scary dude, but with awful hair. At least Elijah has nice hair.
Damon: Shut up, please.
RhiniedaGenie Rank: Guest Star
April 30th, 2011 9:11 AM
Damon: What has this world come to?
Alaric: What do you mean?
Damon: What do i mean?!? Edward Cullen, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and now that stupid penguin that likes to be tickled.
Damon: This sucks! All i get to do with Elena is holding her hand!
Alaric: Don't be that pessimistic, it has been ages since you and Elena were in a room alone!
Damon: Yeah, your right, it's better than nothing. Wait a second, how do you know we were in a room alone?
Alaric: Umm, the internet?
Damon: Ooh, now I get it!
Alaric: Do you want to know why being a hero doesn't work for you?
Damon: Why?
Alaric: You need a hero hairdo.
Damon: And be like Stefan?
Alaric: No, not like Stefan...like Elijah!
Jacklyn
April 30th, 2011 6:41 AM
Damon:1 shot 4 ma pain,1 shot 4 my sorrow,if messed up 2day,il OK 2moro.Ric:U in denial man,u gona die.Damon:been thea..
Jacklyn
April 30th, 2011 6:31 AM
Damon: Baby,baby,baby ooh x3 thot ud always b mine,mine. Ric:Wat tha hell? Damon:Thot u were Elena,damn this alcohol!!
Alaric: Hey you okay?
Damon: Alaric I am tired.
Damon: I cannot take it anymore.
Alaric: What?
Damon: I was fine with Katherine, then Elena popped up as her
doppleganer.
Damon: I learned to cope up with that too, but now I cannot deal
with a next one.
Damon: How many of her are there in this world?
Alaric: I don't understand what you are talking about?
Damon: Go to google and type in Nina Dobrev.
Damon: You'll understand.
Damon: I cannot do this anymore
Alaric: Hey, I know you're miserable because the two girls you
loved both not only look alike but also love you brother.
Alaric: Don't let a thing like that make you give up.
Alaric: I mean come on look at me I am a vampire hunter helping
vampires.
Alaric: Now my girlfriend is a vampire, so you see you're not
the only one with problems.
Damon: Alaric I dont care about Elena and Katherine, shux I am
talking about having to dye my hair black everyday just
to fit the roll of Damon.
Alaric: Hey you okay?
Damon: Alaric I am tired.
Damon: I cannot take it anymore.
Alaric: What?
Damon: I was fine with Katherine, then Elena popped up as her
doppleganer.
Damon: I learned to cope up with that too, but now I cannot deal
with a next one.
Damon: How many of her are there in this world?
Alaric: I don't understand what you are talking about?
Damon: Go to goggle and type in Nina Dobrev.
Damon: You'll understand.
Alaric: Hey whats wrong?
Damon : Why would they do that to Kate Middleton?
Alaric: What, make her marry him?
Alaric: Come on stop hatin on Prince William. Plus, she wanted
to marry him.
Damon : No! Why did they have to name her Katherine?
MrS. EboNYyWhite
April 30th, 2011 12:03 AM
Alaric: So this is it. You’re going to die.
Damon: I am NOT going to die
Alaric : You’re in denial
Damon: I can’t die. There’s so many people I haven’t killed. So many stupid irrational things I haven’t done. So many bags of blood left waiting for me at home.
Alaric: Yep, I knew it. You’re in denial
pishposhyyyyy
April 29th, 2011 11:53 PM
Alaric: Stelena stelena stelena stelena
Damon: Shut up
Alaric : Delena Delena Delena Delena
Damon: what are you? A robot?
Alaric: Nah I just like bothering you
ericaa
April 29th, 2011 11:52 PM
Alaric: Your scaring all the customers away.
Damon: How so?
Alaric: It’s your creepy emo I’m-depressed-and in-love-with-my-brothers-girlfriend look
Damon: Is there such a thing
Alaric: It’s known as the Damon look
ianandninaforever
April 29th, 2011 11:52 PM
Alaric: Admit it your whipped
Damon: Screw You
delenaforever
April 29th, 2011 11:51 PM
Damon: I have a plan
Alaric: Which is?
Damon: 6 words or less. You, Plastic Surgery, Elena Lookalike. Comprendo?
Alaric: You and Elena are not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. Love isn't brains. It's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. You're love's bitch. At least be man enough to admit it.
(That is an adaptation of Spike from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" for you young people who never got to fully appreciate it)
Damon:Can you believe that the writers gave Stefan "The Last Day" with Elena. I mean come on. I swear if Delena does not happen soon, I will not be a happy blood sucker.
Dominique
April 29th, 2011 10:00 PM
Alaric: Whats wrong Damon? You dont seem well.
Damon: The fact that a teenage girl can make such a strange song about a day of the week that* is so catchy. Its making my brain messed up. I CAN'T GET IT OUT. HELP ME IT'S MAKING ME SICK.
Alaric: Uhh Damon... maybe you had a little to much to drink. I'm going to take your drink away for a bit.
Damon: I'm I the only person who has been online recently?
Dominique
April 29th, 2011 9:58 PM
Alaric: Whats wrong Damon? You dont seem well.
Damon: The fact that a teenage girl can make such a strange song about a day of the week is so catchy. Its making my brain messed up. I CAN'T GET IT OUT. HELP ME IT'S MAKING ME SICK.
Alaric: Uhh Damon... maybe you had a little to much to drink. I'm going to take your drink away for a bit.
Damon: I'm I the only person who has been online recently?
Ian Somerhalder: They keep killing me off the shows; first Smallville, then Lost, and now this stupid werewolf bite in Vampire Diaries? I'm schedualed to be in this new movie, Cradlewood. I bet you my salary I die there too. I mean, come on, man! What a waste of a perfectly gorgeous face?!
Elena : I just want to kill her. It's that simple.
April 30th, 2011 9:42 AM
R:Seen d nws?Prince William married Cate?
D:Wat do u mean,Kat Pierce aka Kat Petrova?
R:No,Cate Middleton!
D:U sure?
Rank: Leading Character
April 30th, 2011 9:21 AM
Alaric: That Klaus is one scary dude, but with awful hair. At least Elijah has nice hair.
Damon: Shut up, please.
Rank: Guest Star
April 30th, 2011 9:11 AM
Damon: What has this world come to?
Alaric: What do you mean?
Damon: What do i mean?!? Edward Cullen, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and now that stupid penguin that likes to be tickled.
Rank: Guest Star
April 30th, 2011 8:07 AM
Damon: This sucks! All i get to do with Elena is holding her hand!
Alaric: Don't be that pessimistic, it has been ages since you and Elena were in a room alone!
Damon: Yeah, your right, it's better than nothing. Wait a second, how do you know we were in a room alone?
Alaric: Umm, the internet?
Damon: Ooh, now I get it!
Rank: Leading Character
April 30th, 2011 7:45 AM
Alaric: Hey, what's wrong? They out of bourban?
Damon: No...yes...*crys*
Rank: Leading Character
April 30th, 2011 7:43 AM
Alaric: Do you want to know why being a hero doesn't work for you?
Damon: Why?
Alaric: You need a hero hairdo.
Damon: And be like Stefan?
Alaric: No, not like Stefan...like Elijah!
April 30th, 2011 6:41 AM
Damon:1 shot 4 ma pain,1 shot 4 my sorrow,if messed up 2day,il OK 2moro.Ric:U in denial man,u gona die.Damon:been thea..
April 30th, 2011 6:31 AM
Damon: Baby,baby,baby ooh x3 thot ud always b mine,mine. Ric:Wat tha hell? Damon:Thot u were Elena,damn this alcohol!!
Rank: New User
April 30th, 2011 3:30 AM
alaric= whats wrong damon?
damon = farmville is having troubles again
alaric= ya so
damon= dude i cant harvest my crops they are gonna die.
April 30th, 2011 3:13 AM
Ric:Look @ us,2 guys in a bar havin a drink...Damon:Promise me ul neva leave me BFF's foreva?Ric:Uv had 2 much 2 drink..
Rank: Extra
April 30th, 2011 12:51 AM
Alaric: Hey you okay?
Damon: Alaric I am tired.
Damon: I cannot take it anymore.
Alaric: What?
Damon: I was fine with Katherine, then Elena popped up as her
doppleganer.
Damon: I learned to cope up with that too, but now I cannot deal
with a next one.
Damon: How many of her are there in this world?
Alaric: I don't understand what you are talking about?
Damon: Go to google and type in Nina Dobrev.
Damon: You'll understand.
Rank: Extra
April 30th, 2011 12:29 AM
Damon: I cannot do this anymore
Alaric: Hey, I know you're miserable because the two girls you
loved both not only look alike but also love you brother.
Alaric: Don't let a thing like that make you give up.
Alaric: I mean come on look at me I am a vampire hunter helping
vampires.
Alaric: Now my girlfriend is a vampire, so you see you're not
the only one with problems.
Damon: Alaric I dont care about Elena and Katherine, shux I am
talking about having to dye my hair black everyday just
to fit the roll of Damon.
Rank: Extra
April 30th, 2011 12:23 AM
Alaric: Hey you okay?
Damon: Alaric I am tired.
Damon: I cannot take it anymore.
Alaric: What?
Damon: I was fine with Katherine, then Elena popped up as her
doppleganer.
Damon: I learned to cope up with that too, but now I cannot deal
with a next one.
Damon: How many of her are there in this world?
Alaric: I don't understand what you are talking about?
Damon: Go to goggle and type in Nina Dobrev.
Damon: You'll understand.
Rank: Extra
April 30th, 2011 12:12 AM
Alaric: Hey whats wrong?
Damon : Why would they do that to Kate Middleton?
Alaric: What, make her marry him?
Alaric: Come on stop hatin on Prince William. Plus, she wanted
to marry him.
Damon : No! Why did they have to name her Katherine?
April 30th, 2011 12:03 AM
Alaric: So this is it. You’re going to die.
Damon: I am NOT going to die
Alaric : You’re in denial
Damon: I can’t die. There’s so many people I haven’t killed. So many stupid irrational things I haven’t done. So many bags of blood left waiting for me at home.
Alaric: Yep, I knew it. You’re in denial
April 29th, 2011 11:53 PM
Alaric: Stelena stelena stelena stelena
Damon: Shut up
Alaric : Delena Delena Delena Delena
Damon: what are you? A robot?
Alaric: Nah I just like bothering you
April 29th, 2011 11:52 PM
Alaric: Your scaring all the customers away.
Damon: How so?
Alaric: It’s your creepy emo I’m-depressed-and in-love-with-my-brothers-girlfriend look
Damon: Is there such a thing
Alaric: It’s known as the Damon look
April 29th, 2011 11:52 PM
Alaric: Admit it your whipped
Damon: Screw You
April 29th, 2011 11:51 PM
Damon: I have a plan
Alaric: Which is?
Damon: 6 words or less. You, Plastic Surgery, Elena Lookalike. Comprendo?
Rank: Guest Star
April 29th, 2011 11:10 PM
Alaric: You and Elena are not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. Love isn't brains. It's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. You're love's bitch. At least be man enough to admit it.
(That is an adaptation of Spike from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" for you young people who never got to fully appreciate it)
Rank: Guest Star
April 29th, 2011 10:41 PM
Damon: I put a quarter in the jukebox and accidentally hit the button for Justin Bieber. Now I want to kill myself...
Alaric: Hey man, don't mess with the Biebs.
Rank: Guest Star
April 29th, 2011 10:05 PM
Damon:Can you believe that the writers gave Stefan "The Last Day" with Elena. I mean come on. I swear if Delena does not happen soon, I will not be a happy blood sucker.
April 29th, 2011 10:00 PM
Alaric: Whats wrong Damon? You dont seem well.
Damon: The fact that a teenage girl can make such a strange song about a day of the week that* is so catchy. Its making my brain messed up. I CAN'T GET IT OUT. HELP ME IT'S MAKING ME SICK.
Alaric: Uhh Damon... maybe you had a little to much to drink. I'm going to take your drink away for a bit.
Damon: I'm I the only person who has been online recently?
April 29th, 2011 9:58 PM
Alaric: Whats wrong Damon? You dont seem well.
Damon: The fact that a teenage girl can make such a strange song about a day of the week is so catchy. Its making my brain messed up. I CAN'T GET IT OUT. HELP ME IT'S MAKING ME SICK.
Alaric: Uhh Damon... maybe you had a little to much to drink. I'm going to take your drink away for a bit.
Damon: I'm I the only person who has been online recently?
Rank: Recurring Character
April 29th, 2011 8:46 PM
Ian Somerhalder: They keep killing me off the shows; first Smallville, then Lost, and now this stupid werewolf bite in Vampire Diaries? I'm schedualed to be in this new movie, Cradlewood. I bet you my salary I die there too. I mean, come on, man! What a waste of a perfectly gorgeous face?!