Gossip Girl Review: Call Me Serena!

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If nothing else, the Russell Thorpe story line can no longer be called boring.

In the first installment of Gossip Girl's two-part season finale, Bart's old partner was exposed as a sociopath and possible murderer - one setting his sights on the ultimate revenge, holding the one thing Chuck truly covets in life in a precarious position.

Let's backtrack and break down how Russell and Blair ended up on the roof ...

Mr. Louis Waldorf

Despite predictable developments and serious plot holes, "Shattered Bass" was entertaining for the most part and featured some terrific cameos and one-liners.

Blair and Louis' love affair is in full bloom, although I certainly didn't sense a lot of chemistry between them this week. Partly because B was seeing Chuck a lot.

She spends a lot of time worrying about Chuck for someone supposedly so enthralled with Louis, doesn't she? The writers sure glossed over Chuck's abuse fast.

Princess Sophie even had B tailed to prove that she was being dishonest with Louis. This begs the question: If she reveals her dark side, will he still want her?

He claims he will, but it looks far from certain. Those unsavory elements of B's personality are what forms the magnetism Chuck feels with Blair and vice versa.

Princess Sophie was won over, though, thanks to Cyrus. Wallace Shawn once again proved he is the man, and not just because of his Princess Bride reference.

Meanwhile, in thoroughly confusing Chuck news mostly redeemed by the return of Desmond Harrington as Jack, Raina called in Evil Uncle Bass. For REVENGE.

Jack then got in touch with Russell and plotted to take down Chuck, because Raina was to amateurish. Then Jack enlisted some thugs to force Chuck into rehab.

It's a good thing this was a setup - to trap Russell into rifling through Chuck's stuff with him supposedly locked away - because it was unrealistic on many levels.

Russell falling for it was amazing in a sense, but he was pretty desperate. The surveillance tape Russell wanted so hard didn't prove Bart Bass' guilt, but his own.

Jack's Back

It was great, and admittedly unexpected, to see Jack take Chuck's side on this one, and noble of young Bass to let Russell walk with the same deal Bart had offered him.

Then Nate had to go and open his pretty mouth.

Having heard the truth from Nate, Raina called her dad to tell him he may as well be dead to her too. Betrayed, reeling and crazy, Russell hatched a plan for revenge.

Just as Chuck went to make a last-ditch effort to win over Blair at her public, royal debut with Louis, she was lured again by her star-crossed flame to Charlies' Place.

The roof of the hotel he's building, that is. Only Russell Thorpe awaited her, not Chuck. Will he bookend his career of torching buildings with Bass love interests inside?

Will Chuck stop him in the nick of time, only to win Blair's heart back from Louis? And is Raina's mom actually dead? We'll have to see when the season wraps May 16.

While all this was happening, Charlie went off her medication.

What she takes it for, why she stopped taking it, why she left evidence of not taking it in plain view, and how missing one dose made her NUTS in about three hours?

All very unclear. But that's where we're at right now.

She Wants That Lab

After Dan invited Charlie to a fundraiser at Constance (which hilariously featured the return of Katy and Iz, along with those Gossip Girl fans who are like 12), Charlie freaked that she had nothing to wear, then showed up in Serena’s Cotillion dress!

This was absurdly awesome moment #1 of Charlie's story line: Serena's reaction and her cousin's insistence that it was a Nina Ricci number she bought once she got access to the Rhodes Trust Fund (another confusing plot element I won't get into).

Awesome moment #2? Charlie deciding she wants to get Humphreyed in Headmistress Queller’s office, slipping out of that dress like it was on fire, thrusting Serena-esque cleavage at Dan ... then breathlessly moaning for him to CALL HER SERENA!

Dan, understandably, backed off at that point.

While this would have been a top five Gossip Girl sex scene (maybe it even still counts, given some of the camera angles), Dan did the right thing coming to his sense there. The question is what happens next week when Charlie becomes even more unhinged.

Vanessa is coming to the rescue there, at least! Appearing out of nowhere and guaranteeing herself at least a 9 on this week's Gossip Girl Round Table, she and Serena called truce so they could share notes on Rufus and Charlie and her meds for some reason.

The more I write about it, the more I enjoyed some of the vintage Gossip Girl elements of this episode. By no means was it one of the show's best, but it'll be interesting to see how next week plays out and what note Season Four goes out on.

What did you think of last night's Gossip Girl? Discuss!

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I can't stand Chuck. Give us DAIR!

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I agree with LULU, Chair shippers must be crazy liking the two together. Chuck is such an awful caricature of a person I would hate in real life.

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Lulu?! you and your opinion suck!!
i am sure you love dan and vanessa...and both of them suck too.
and blairs dress is ugly!!!!

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@Lulu: now I understand your taste in ships, it's directly proportional to your taste in clothes, Blair's dress is awful, it was even pointed out in NY magazine. Nobody is saying that what Chuck did was ok, if somebody is saying that then is crazy, that's why some call the writers "monkeys". But name calling and bullying by anti-Chuck and Blair fans is also abuse, maybe you don't do it but many of your peers are doing it and calling people psychopats and wishing death to others and what no. I may not support C with B right now but I'm not going to stand and watch this behaviour, I'm going to retaliate. And I agree that in the past C & B fans have gone overboard also, no self respecting C & B fan should give the first blow, only reply to the attack.

Evafo

BESTS
1. Jack Bass
2. The Renewed Russel Thorpe Reappearance turned Revenge
3. Charlie as the new crazy bitch
4. Finally Rufus and Vanessa was somehow useful here
5. Blair still worrying about Chuck
6. The Bass and Bass team up
7. The Constance Billard bitches and mean girls
8. Cyrus Rose
WORSTS
1. Dan and Charlie..eww
2. Nate telling Raina...but at least it twisted the plot..but, Nate has to tell? I wonder what would happen if Chuck finds out his bestfriend ratted him out
3. Louis and Blair...bored already
2. Ch

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Maybe Blair can go back to Nate.
Nate is so nice, he can take care of Blair.
He will say to Blair everything is OK .Blair , you can take a rest on my arms

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& btw dear Pimp
can U just save B ...from yourself & gladly gtfo

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DCharlie almost sex scene (surprisingly hot) & Cyrus are the only things redeeming abt this awful ep.
Its actually even more disgusting than the prev one. CB def deserve easch other. Go form your perfect mommy/son family. Chuck is truly the worst character ive seen on tv. pathetic. & even moar pathetic is everyone's kissing his ass. & this 'epic' writers worshipping the monster that is this piece of furniture. B doesnt deserve a healthy relationship. Go back to your asshole & be happy! Dan is better off alone traveling the world & having fun & maybe will find a great girl (lol preferably not crazy))))) who will appreciate how great he is.

Madmaniek

It's funny how Chair blind shipers see that everything in Blair and Chuck relation is cute and pure and awesome etc. Dont get me wron, i liked them very much togheter, but now they just becam boring to watch (always the same stuf, when chuck is playing with blair, but she still loves him, not to mention Chuck "big love" and not at all abusive behavior ;/). For me they can end togheter, they can be togheter right away, they can have sex right in front of burning russel if they want, but gg this season bought me with Dan and Blair banter and sarcastic way they both talk to each other, this is what i want to watch :). So i would like that at least they can have their moments (even as friend) from time to time, and not be forgoten from one episod to next. And chuck can do anything with blair for all I care :P

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LOUIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I love him so much! :) I hope he stays. I hope he gets to be a series regular! :) *wishful thinking*

Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Chuck: So I thought I'd bring some luxury across the river. Brooklyn needs it. It's all bars, bakeries and babies. No hotel in sight. Charles Place. You up to attend the ribbon cutting?
Nate: No thanks.
Chuck: Still pissed I lied to Reina about my father?
Nate: It was a big lie. Even for you.
Chuck: That's why I'm stepping out from under his dark shadow and away from the Bass name.
Nate: Whatever you want to call yourself or your hotel, you're still the same person.

Good morning, Sleepyheads. Looks like "dream until your dreams come true" wasn't such a good idea after all.

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Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 21 Music

  Song Artist
One-in-the-world One In the World Tapes n Tapes iTunes
Sensitive-kid Sensitive Kid Cold War Kids iTunes
Drinks-on-the-house-as-heard-on-new-amsterdam Drinks On the House (As Heard On New Amsterdam) Daniel May iTunes
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