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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 59

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Welcome to the 59th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition.

This week's Caption Contest winner is Sidewinder. Congratulations on a job well done!

Honorable mentions go out to Psy-Ko, eastwicklover93, hannah and Cheryl Cannon.

Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck once again next week!

Bonnie, Jeremy Picture

Bonnie: Explain to me why are we searching for a spell which could resurrect your vampire ex-girlfriends?
Jeremy: In the name of love... and a foursome.

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Jeremy: You must be one hell of a kisser, it says here if I kiss you I'll faint.
Bonnie: You don't need a book to tell you I'm one hell of a kisser. (Can't believe I won last weeks caption contest!!!! Thanks!!!!)


Jeremy: It says here that if I die and I come back, my ex-vampire-girlfriends-who-all-died-on-me will come back too.
Bonnie: What?
Jeremy: Interesting...


Jeremy: You know, it's okay if I get killed off in the final episode because if I have to film one more scene sitting around reading books with you, I'm going to puke.


Bonnie: Jerremy thats enough reading for one night.
Jerremy: i know, but reading is the only interesting thing in this house...


Jeremy: Wow so that's what my dad looked like in High School.
Bonnie: He's even better looking than you back then.


It says here that surely the judges are gonna pick me as the winner of the contest this week.


When are these books due back? Cause I think its gonna take a long time to read them all.


It says here that we will have to wait till next season.


Sure wish these books were on line, then we could just Google our questions.


Jeremy: the burn book says that you made out with a hot dog, is that true?
Bonnie: that was one time!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.