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Jeremy: Hey TVD by L.J. Smith! *reads for a while* OMG!
Bonnie: Whats wrong Jer?
Jeremy: I can't believe this.. In this book Jenna's called a Bitch named Judy, I'm the SISTER of Elena off 5 years old and my pet is Katherine!
Bonnie: Oh, come on Jer, it's only fiction.
Jeremy: In the book you are an white Irish girl with red hair..
Bonnie: What! Forget Klaus, we're going after L.J. Smith!
Jeremy: These grimoires are amazing! I never knew witches wrote stuff like that. Oh my god, can they really do that? *squints and tilts head* It looks... painful.
Bonnie: Well, that's just with the power of one witch. Imagine what happens with the power of a hundred... You will never be the same again.
Jer : bonnie incase you die I just want you to know I love you
Bonnie : now damon you tell me
Jer : huh
Bonnie: Jeremy Gilbert is a drug pusher.
Jeremy: That was one time!
Bonnie:Find anything? Jeremy:Score! Julia Child's cook book!
I think that book is telling you to make a move...
"Here it is! page 53 - Another convenient spell to save the day"
Jeremy: there is a fix for everything in here! Why isn't there one to make sure you won't die by killing Klaus?? Bonnie; try turning the book right side up!!!
Once upon a time there was a vampire and a witch........
Jeremy: What makes you think you can just walk in there and kill Klaus?
Bonnie: They're called boobs, Jeremy.
Bonnie: Is that the delivery menu? I'm starving... I haven't eaten anything since episode 3
Bonnie: is there anything on "how to fix the lights" i'm getting sick of this candles..
"O.k. Jeremy, sound it out slowly."
Jeremy: You can't make me fall asleep everytime we are about to have a fight, i'm sick of it!
Jeremy: Yeah!, i mean... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jeremy: *whispering* Wish we were reading Kamasutra...
Bonnie : What was that?
Jeremy: Oh! nothing! I said I wish we could have help from your Grandma!
Bonnie: Wow, you really look like Damon from this angle...
Jeremy: Stop obsessing, you only like him in the book remember!
Bonnie: "I think out ancestors were in love with each other."
Jeremy: "Oh, no its like Days of Our Lives Dimera/Brady feud all over again!"
Bonnie: Let me explain the Spells of Witchcraft..Love potion Number #9,
And then he slowly undressed her with his eyes....Hmmmm... Must be talking about Damon.
I don't know. It looks like a bunch of mumbo jumbo to me...
He looked at me today. His eyes are so intense and his sarcasm just makes him so sexy. Can't wait until I see him again.
Goodbye for now diary,
Oh Wow!!!! It's The Spiderman #201, this thing totally completes my collection!
Oh Jeremy, I just love hearing your voice even though you can't pronounce the words.
bonnie : why are you so care about damon ?
jeremy : how stupid can you be ! most all the fans love this show because of him . if he die , the rating will down rapidly. we might lose our job .
bonnie : ok then , lets find the cure , i don't want to lose my job as a bennet witch .