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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 59

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Welcome to the 59th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition.

This week's Caption Contest winner is Sidewinder. Congratulations on a job well done!

Honorable mentions go out to Psy-Ko, eastwicklover93, hannah and Cheryl Cannon.

Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck once again next week!

Bonnie, Jeremy Picture

Bonnie: Explain to me why are we searching for a spell which could resurrect your vampire ex-girlfriends?
Jeremy: In the name of love... and a foursome.

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Jeremy: Jeremy Gilbert is a fugly slut, now why would someone write that, that's so mean

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Bonnie: This book's boring. Gimme yours.
Jeremy: No get your own book!
Bonnie: I can give you an aneurism with my brain.
Jeremy: ...
Bonnie: I know a spell that can make you see through girl's clothing.
Jeremy: Sweeet! Here take it!

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Bonnie: the curse needs to be broken by the offspring of the doppleganger?
Jer:what elana pregnant?
Bonnnie:its written here in an old werewolf profacy...
jer:pregnant by a werewolf? or a vampire?
Bonnie:it doesn't say... there has to bee another book to tell us?

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Jeremy: Haha this book is funny! Bonnie: Yea they say Raccon looking Jenny, is short and has big boobs!

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Klaus be nimble. Klaus be quick. Klaus jumped over the candlestick. Uh oh. Look out Bonnie!

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Hey Bonnie. What does it mean here where it says a main character must die tonight? I sure hope it's not you again.

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Hey, this is fun looking for the hidden pictures. There's the toothbrush. And here's the watermelon. No, Jeremy, that's just Katherine's chest.

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Wow. This is so romantic. Reading Poems of a Vampire by candlelight.

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My what big teeth you have said Elena to Tyler.
The better to bite Damon with my dear.

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And they lived happily every after. The End.
Oh Jeremy, you're just making that up.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.