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May 8th, 2011 1:52 PM
I don't see anywhere in here about werewolves being on the ark.
May 8th, 2011 1:50 PM
Okay, #6 down. What has 7 letters, starts with a V, and drinks blood?
May 8th, 2011 1:48 PM
Look, Spot, Look.
Find Dick and Jane.
Go, Spot, Go.
May 8th, 2011 1:42 PM
Oh yes ! that looks like a good foreplay incantation!
Rank: New User
May 8th, 2011 1:29 PM
" NOW you want to read?"
May 8th, 2011 12:50 PM
Jeremy: Yup, there is nothing in here that says vampires sparkle. Bonnie: Someone tell that to Bella Swan...
May 8th, 2011 12:49 PM
Bonnie: Who is that? I think it's that kid Damon.
Jeremy: Yeah, he's almost too gay to fuction.
Bonnie: That's funny. Put that in there!
Rank: Guest Star
May 8th, 2011 9:00 AM
Jeremy: Do you think Stefan wrote twilight?
Bonnie: ...Why would I think that?
Jeremy: Stefan... Stephenie... good vampire that drinks animal blood... bad vampire that drinks people... human girl from a broken family...
Bonnie: Wouldn't he put a witch in there if he had wrote it?
Jeremy: Well, he's never liked you...
May 8th, 2011 8:13 AM
*werewolf not vampire bite.
May 8th, 2011 8:12 AM
Bonnie: So have you found a cure yet?
Jeremy: Yep, a bit of silver and lead ground together, and the syphilis should clear right up.
Bonnie: I was talking about Damon's vampire bite...
Jeremy: Oh...
Rank: Guest Star
May 7th, 2011 6:37 PM
Bonnie: Jer why are you so interested in finding a cure for Damon?
Jeremy: Because I like my job, if Damon dies the ratings are going to fall and we'll all be out of the job! All of us!
Rank: Regular Character
May 7th, 2011 5:45 PM
Jeremy (reading out loud): "And so the lion ate the lamb.... WHAT?! That's not how the story should end!"
Bonnie: "No one's safe, Jeremy, not even the animals, especially not with Stefan around!"
Rank: Guest Star
May 7th, 2011 5:36 PM
After lots of research and studying Jeremy finally figured out how the candles kept lighting themselves.
May 7th, 2011 5:28 PM
Bonnie: Shouldn't we be use bing's search engine on a computer with internet provided by at&t instead of these old books?
Jeremy: Yeah...how did the producers miss this product placement opportunity?
May 7th, 2011 1:47 PM
Jeremy : what is with her?
Bonnie : who?
Jeremy : this author, L.J. Smith. She made Damon dead in the end of her book
Bonnie : really?? That's a good news
Rank: Extra
May 7th, 2011 1:32 PM
Bonnie: noo c'mon not 69!
Jeremy: then what about this one?
Bonnie: good for you I'm a cheerleader
Rank: Guest Star
May 7th, 2011 9:11 AM
Jeremy:(reading) To. Make. A. Child. Live. The. Parent. Whom. Is. Saving. Their. Life. Must. Die. (to Bonnie) You know I think this spell is it.
Bonnie: I'm still not over the fact that you CAN read.
Rank: New User
May 7th, 2011 8:39 AM
Bonnie: Wat are you reading?
Jeremy: just the gilbert journal why?
Bonnie: (pulls out a magazine on top of book) So what is that magazine doing here?
May 7th, 2011 4:24 AM
Jeremy: Finally! Bonnie: What? Jeremy: The spell about making a witch fell in love!! Bonnie: Ooh, I've found the one about getting rid of a best friend's brother' crush years ago..
Rank: Guest Star
May 7th, 2011 3:27 AM
Bonnie: What?
Jeremy: *laughs*
Bonnie: What is it?
Jeremy: *laughs harder* They sparkle?
Bonnie: So?
Jeremy: Vampires that sparkle and don't have fangs? Who reads this crap? Where's that Anne Rice book? You know, the one about real vampires.
Rank: Guest Star
May 7th, 2011 3:25 AM
Bonnie: What?
Jeremy: *laughs*
Bonnie: What is it?
Jeremy: *laughs harder* They sparkle?
Bonnie: So?
Jeremy: Vampires that sparkle and don't have fangs? Who reads this crap?
Rank: Guest Star
May 7th, 2011 3:22 AM
Bonnie: That was taken when I was about six.
Jeremy: *laughs*
Bonnie: What?
Jeremy: I just can't believe that was you.
Bonnie: What? I was a chubby kid. Are you saying that if I looked like that right now you wouldn't like me?
Jeremy: No. I can deal with chubby, but if you were still missing those two front teeth ...
Bonnie: *laughs*
Rank: Guest Star
May 7th, 2011 3:19 AM
Bonnie: You know, from this angle you look a little bit like Damon.
Jeremy: You know, I always wondered about you two.
Rank: Guest Star
May 7th, 2011 3:17 AM
Jeremy: What's that smell?
Bonnie: I just lit a few candles ...
Jeremy: Mmmhmm.
Bonnie: I was thinking we could take a break and ...
Jeremy: Shhh!
Bonnie: Seriously? What is it? I'm not the right kind of supernatrual being for you? Sorry I can't sprout fangs, get all veiny and drink blood!
Jeremy: What are you talking about, Bonnie? I found a spell to cure Damon's wolf bite.
Bonnie: Oh ... I'm sorry, Jeremy.
Jeremy: It's cool. *flipping through pages* (thinking)There's gotta be something in here about insecure, witch for a girlfriend.
Rank: Guest Star
May 7th, 2011 3:04 AM
Bonnie: Jeremy? Are you listening to me?
Jeremy: Bonnie, there are three other rooms in this pile of rubble that used to be a house . . . go find one.
Bonnie: Okay, you've been spending way to much time with Damon.