The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 59

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Welcome to the 59th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition.

This week's Caption Contest winner is Sidewinder. Congratulations on a job well done!

Honorable mentions go out to Psy-Ko, eastwicklover93, hannah and Cheryl Cannon.

Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck once again next week!

Bonnie, Jeremy Picture

Bonnie: Explain to me why are we searching for a spell which could resurrect your vampire ex-girlfriends?
Jeremy: In the name of love... and a foursome.

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Bonnie lets put in the book a spell that Damon will turn into a werewolf.jeremy then what will elena do there babies will be wolfvamps


Jeremy: Holy Shit! A nude photo of... Bonnie: I know, isn't she beautiful?


Jeremy: Bonnie! Bonnie! I found Waldo!!


Bonnie: Where did you find THAT?
Jeremy: I have been waiting for over a decade to read the conclusion to Night World!


Jeremy: Why is this called Vampire Diaries anyway? I mean the only people who ever got around to writing were my ancestors. They totally saved us...
Bonnie: AND the witches!
Jeremy: Oh yeah, I think I read that in my great-great-grandfather's journal.


Jeremy: Hey TVD by L.J. Smith! *reads for a while* OMG!
Bonnie: Whats wrong Jer?
Jeremy: I can't believe this.. In this book Jenna's called a Bitch named Judy, I'm the SISTER of Elena off 5 years old and my pet is Katherine!
Bonnie: Oh, come on Jer, it's only fiction.
Jeremy: In the book you are an white Irish girl with red hair..
Bonnie: What! Forget Klaus, we're going after L.J. Smith!


Jeremy: These grimoires are amazing! I never knew witches wrote stuff like that. Oh my god, can they really do that? *squints and tilts head* It looks... painful. Bonnie: Well, that's just with the power of one witch. Imagine what happens with the power of a hundred... You will never be the same again.


Jer : bonnie incase you die I just want you to know I love you
Bonnie : now damon you tell me
Jer : huh


Bonnie: Jeremy Gilbert is a drug pusher.
Jeremy: That was one time!


Bonnie:Find anything? Jeremy:Score! Julia Child's cook book!

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.