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"Graduation"

Thu, May 16

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  1. Sarahhh321
    Rank: Extra

    Elena: It's really hot
    Damon: Sorry

  2. Jacklyn

    Damon:Lets get the hell outta here!coz later *whispers*I wana do bad things with u.Elena:Ooh boy!Its just a kiss!

  3. Josefine

    Elena: OMG Damon, how much do you weight!?
    Damon: I prefer not to answer that, as I'm still carrying a little holiday weight...

  4. Jillama Jillama
    Rank: New User

    Damon:My God I cant believe we made it out alive....
    Elena: I cant believe my farts were that flammable!!!!!!!!!

  5. AnissaMarie

    Thats Gilbert...as in saving Salvatore's ass

  6. Katherine

    Damon: I can't . . . believe it.
    Elena: I know what you mean. Who knew Megatron would start targeting vampires next?
    Damon: You'd have thought a Cybertronian civil war was enough for that guy.
    Elena: You can't please everyone, I guess.

  7. hanna

    (someone grabs damons ass) Damon: woah elena i didnt know u were kinky like that. Elena: Damon that wasent me (damon and elena turn around) Damon and Elena: STEFAN! (Stefan comes out from behind the tree) Stefan: *giggles* (stefan runs away and Damon and elena turn to each other) Damon and Elena: Incest!*HAHAHAHA*

  8. Ian Somerhalder

    i want to know what happens in season 3

  9. RhiniedaGenie
    Rank: Guest Star

    Elena: Even after it did all that, i still cant believe its not butter.

  10. Millie

    Ian: Nina, I totally forgot what my next line is.
    Nina: Moan.

  11. xpandorax

    Elena: Jesus, Damon, I didn't think one kiss an entire season ago would be enough for your fans to BURN DOWN THE SET.
    Damon: Oh yeah? Wait and see what they do when they find out that you kiss me again this season.
    Elena: Oh, boy.

  12. Jacklyn

    Elena:Look wat u did!Damon:Oops!Don blame me,i am after all Ian "SMOLDERHOTTER"Everywea I go I bring out tha fire!

  13. Vampbarbie
    Rank: Regular Character

    Damon: I shouldn't of had those beef burritos.

  14. Jacklyn

    Elena:Lean on me,wen u nat strong,il b ua friend,il help u carry on..Damon:Thats y i luv u,marry me?Elena:Wow!chill out!

  15. MissRooobin

    Damon: Damn you Gregory House!
    Elena: What has he done this time?
    Damon: The ASS stole my cane!

  16. Jacklyn

    Damon:Told u if u eva try to f***ing leave i will tie u 2 the bed n set the houz on fire!Elena:I Luv the way u lie..

  17. Jacklyn

    Damon:Mmh,luv ua perfume,Prada?Elena:yea.Damon:The Devil weas Prada,is that u Kat?Elena:No,its me Elena.I borowd it,lyk?

  18. Rin

    You are too hot to die this quick!

  19. Wenah
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Elena: i told you to lay off the alcohol. Now, I have to carry you back to your place.

    Damon:It's just another Friday night.

    Elena: Well, do you have to burn Atlanta?

    Damon: eh...

  20. Samantha

    Elena: Hell has frozen over...
    Damon: *delirious* What, Katherine?
    Elena: I'm a girl. I'm helping you. Its supposed to be the other way around. Since you know I'm the Dobbleganger. Like I said, Hell has frozen over.
    Damon: *still delirious* Lets go freeze hell then, Katherine.

  21. Kim

    Damon....Let me save you for once!

  22. Kim

    Let me save you for once damon

  23. LaNae Weaver LaNae Weaver
    Rank: New User

    Elena: "Let's get you out of here."

    Damon: "They killed Bin Laden and ruined my booger joke, wahhhhh"

    Elena: "This isn't the time for this."

    Damon: "But you've got a hugemongus nostril invader that keeps peeking out at me each time you flare your nose."

  24. LaNae Weaver LaNae Weaver
    Rank: New User

    Elena: "You weigh a ton."

    Damon: "I'm sooo sorry." *rolls eyes* "I don't drink blood bags from Vampire Weight Watchers."

  25. LaNae Weaver LaNae Weaver
    Rank: New User

    Damon: "I think I'm going to be sick."

    Elena: "Yeah you don't look so good."

    Damon: "What no witty comment, no pun, no giving it too me?"

    Elena: *sigh* "Fine, yeah you look like you got hit by a squirrel running for it's life from Stefan. Better?"

    Damon: "Much."


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