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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 60

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Sometimes, the simplest entries are the funniest.

Such was the case for this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, as "chanibear" made us laugh with just a few words. This user paid homage to a Billy Joel classic and earned the winning submission for the week.

Check it out below and remember to come back and play every week. Thanks and best of luck!

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Elena: It's really hot
Damon: Sorry

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Damon:Lets get the hell outta here!coz later *whispers*I wana do bad things with u.Elena:Ooh boy!Its just a kiss!

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Elena: OMG Damon, how much do you weight!?
Damon: I prefer not to answer that, as I'm still carrying a little holiday weight...

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Damon:My God I cant believe we made it out alive....
Elena: I cant believe my farts were that flammable!!!!!!!!!

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Thats Gilbert...as in saving Salvatore's ass

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Damon: I can't . . . believe it.
Elena: I know what you mean. Who knew Megatron would start targeting vampires next?
Damon: You'd have thought a Cybertronian civil war was enough for that guy.
Elena: You can't please everyone, I guess.

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(someone grabs damons ass) Damon: woah elena i didnt know u were kinky like that. Elena: Damon that wasent me (damon and elena turn around) Damon and Elena: STEFAN! (Stefan comes out from behind the tree) Stefan: *giggles* (stefan runs away and Damon and elena turn to each other) Damon and Elena: Incest!*HAHAHAHA*

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i want to know what happens in season 3

Rhianna speranzo

Elena: Even after it did all that, i still cant believe its not butter.

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Ian: Nina, I totally forgot what my next line is.
Nina: Moan.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.