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Elena: It's really hot
Damon:Lets get the hell outta here!coz later *whispers*I wana do bad things with u.Elena:Ooh boy!Its just a kiss!
Elena: OMG Damon, how much do you weight!?
Damon: I prefer not to answer that, as I'm still carrying a little holiday weight...
Damon:My God I cant believe we made it out alive....
Elena: I cant believe my farts were that flammable!!!!!!!!!
Thats Gilbert...as in saving Salvatore's ass
Damon: I can't . . . believe it.
Elena: I know what you mean. Who knew Megatron would start targeting vampires next?
Damon: You'd have thought a Cybertronian civil war was enough for that guy.
Elena: You can't please everyone, I guess.
(someone grabs damons ass) Damon: woah elena i didnt know u were kinky like that. Elena: Damon that wasent me (damon and elena turn around) Damon and Elena: STEFAN! (Stefan comes out from behind the tree) Stefan: *giggles* (stefan runs away and Damon and elena turn to each other) Damon and Elena: Incest!*HAHAHAHA*
i want to know what happens in season 3
Elena: Even after it did all that, i still cant believe its not butter.
Ian: Nina, I totally forgot what my next line is.
Elena: Jesus, Damon, I didn't think one kiss an entire season ago would be enough for your fans to BURN DOWN THE SET.
Damon: Oh yeah? Wait and see what they do when they find out that you kiss me again this season.
Elena: Oh, boy.
Elena:Look wat u did!Damon:Oops!Don blame me,i am after all Ian "SMOLDERHOTTER"Everywea I go I bring out tha fire!
Damon: I shouldn't of had those beef burritos.
Elena:Lean on me,wen u nat strong,il b ua friend,il help u carry on..Damon:Thats y i luv u,marry me?Elena:Wow!chill out!
Damon: Damn you Gregory House!
Elena: What has he done this time?
Damon: The ASS stole my cane!
Damon:Told u if u eva try to f***ing leave i will tie u 2 the bed n set the houz on fire!Elena:I Luv the way u lie..
Damon:Mmh,luv ua perfume,Prada?Elena:yea.Damon:The Devil weas Prada,is that u Kat?Elena:No,its me Elena.I borowd it,lyk?
You are too hot to die this quick!
Elena: i told you to lay off the alcohol. Now, I have to carry you back to your place.
Damon:It's just another Friday night.
Elena: Well, do you have to burn Atlanta?
Elena: Hell has frozen over...
Damon: *delirious* What, Katherine?
Elena: I'm a girl. I'm helping you. Its supposed to be the other way around. Since you know I'm the Dobbleganger. Like I said, Hell has frozen over.
Damon: *still delirious* Lets go freeze hell then, Katherine.
Damon....Let me save you for once!
Let me save you for once damon
Elena: "Let's get you out of here."
Damon: "They killed Bin Laden and ruined my booger joke, wahhhhh"
Elena: "This isn't the time for this."
Damon: "But you've got a hugemongus nostril invader that keeps peeking out at me each time you flare your nose."
Elena: "You weigh a ton."
Damon: "I'm sooo sorry." *rolls eyes* "I don't drink blood bags from Vampire Weight Watchers."
Damon: "I think I'm going to be sick."
Elena: "Yeah you don't look so good."
Damon: "What no witty comment, no pun, no giving it too me?"
Elena: *sigh* "Fine, yeah you look like you got hit by a squirrel running for it's life from Stefan. Better?"