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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 60

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Sometimes, the simplest entries are the funniest.

Such was the case for this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, as "chanibear" made us laugh with just a few words. This user paid homage to a Billy Joel classic and earned the winning submission for the week.

Check it out below and remember to come back and play every week. Thanks and best of luck!

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Elena: Jesus, Damon, I didn't think one kiss an entire season ago would be enough for your fans to BURN DOWN THE SET.
Damon: Oh yeah? Wait and see what they do when they find out that you kiss me again this season.
Elena: Oh, boy.


Elena:Look wat u did!Damon:Oops!Don blame me,i am after all Ian "SMOLDERHOTTER"Everywea I go I bring out tha fire!


Damon: I shouldn't of had those beef burritos.


Elena:Lean on me,wen u nat strong,il b ua friend,il help u carry on..Damon:Thats y i luv u,marry me?Elena:Wow!chill out!


Damon: Damn you Gregory House!
Elena: What has he done this time?
Damon: The ASS stole my cane!


Damon:Told u if u eva try to f***ing leave i will tie u 2 the bed n set the houz on fire!Elena:I Luv the way u lie..


Damon:Mmh,luv ua perfume,Prada?Elena:yea.Damon:The Devil weas Prada,is that u Kat?Elena:No,its me Elena.I borowd it,lyk?


You are too hot to die this quick!


Elena: i told you to lay off the alcohol. Now, I have to carry you back to your place. Damon:It's just another Friday night. Elena: Well, do you have to burn Atlanta? Damon: eh...


Elena: Hell has frozen over...
Damon: *delirious* What, Katherine?
Elena: I'm a girl. I'm helping you. Its supposed to be the other way around. Since you know I'm the Dobbleganger. Like I said, Hell has frozen over.
Damon: *still delirious* Lets go freeze hell then, Katherine.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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