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damon: I'm burning, I'm burning, Im burning for you. delena: really damon? I'm trying to save your butt and your makeing jokes? damon: gotta get them out sometime
Elena: Would you move a bit faster? I'd rather not watch the sad part of the movie while knowing you are on the verge of death. Damon: Well you could just kill me then Katherine, since that is what you've wanted all along! Elena: I'm not Katherine, Damon are you going crazy like Rose did? Damon: Rose? Oh right her, well I'm not that crazy.
Damon "As God is my witness I'll never love again."
Damon : What ??? There's a fire ??? Wow ... I thought it was just me being sooooo freaking hot !!! Elena : Oh bite me !! Please !! ;)
Elena "I told you to not order the the chili! You know what it does to you."
Damon "Yeah but you can't keep me away from it for long. Once I get my butt-hole rpaired Im going to eat more."
Elena "Damon you are an idiot."
Damon: I just needed to go to the bathroom.
Elena: Who knew that guy had a Charizard.
Elena: I have to get you out of here!
Damon: But I need to be with Vivien Leigh before I die.
Elena: Your becoming delusional.
Elena: Damon, how many times di I have to tell you, not to play with matches.
Damon: I know, I know! It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
Elena: just because they played sparkle vampires in a movie does not mean they are REAL vampires...
Damon: Well duh, not anymore!
Elena - Dude, you are so heavy,
Damon - But I am cripple, I need like a cane, but I can't find one.
Elena - Uggggggggh. -_-;
Damon: I remember when that happened!!
Damon: The burning of Atlanta, new witch trying her powers.
Damon: "I was just setting up the candles, you know trying to be romantic.."
Elena: "Damon--how many candles did you think it would take?"
Damon: "About sixteen..."
Elena: Ok I think next birthday cake we'll not use candles
Damon: I second that. Is my ass on fire?
Elena: Do you really want me to answer that?
Elena."Damon hang in there, we'll find a cure if not I'll let you suck my blood.
Damon." I cannot allow you to become what I hate and how I admire you are alive, Elena and thats everything I wish I was.
Elena." But Damon that was your decision you told me so.
Damon." yes, the most dumbest decision I hope I'll ever make.
Elena." Oh" Damon hang in there I got your back.
Ut uhhh BOY you arent dying yet, we have a Delena moment coming up...YOu better SUCK IT UP!!!
Elena: "Hurry Damon, I have a fire in my heart that is burning for you bigger than the one behind us"
Damon: That's because I am so hot!
Damon: Sorry, I was dancing to 'The Roof is on Fire' and didn't realize that the damn roof really was on fire! Elena: This is why you have to stop partying with those vampires that hang out at Fangtasia! They will let the motha f'er burn!
I know we film in Georgia but seriously.... Atlanta is still burning?
Elena: You just had to burn everything didn't you!
Damon: Yes, and by the way in case you've forgotten you're STILL alive!
Elena: I know that and I do thank you. But you didn't have to burn everything!
Damon: Well excuse the hell out of me!
Elena: Too late for that.
Damon: Screw You!
Elena "How many candels did you think the cake would hold?
Elena: How many calories are in one blood bag, Damon?
Damon:"I'm a firestarter,twisted firestarter/I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated"..
Elena:The dementia started..Damon I dont hate you!!
Damon:Its not dementia woman,its Prodigy!God damn it,dont you know anything?
Elena:You gotta stop eating beans..it's getting ridiculous
Damon:Those beans exhausted me tonight.
Elena:Of course they did,with only one fart you blew up Atlanta!
Elena: I love Stefan. It's always gonna be Stefan but I can't deny that I have some feelings for you Damon. I'm confused. You're my vampire boyfriend's vampire brother and I'm the doppelganger of his greatest love. Oh god, it's driving me crazy. What am I gonna do, Damon?
Damon: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.