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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 60

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Sometimes, the simplest entries are the funniest.

Such was the case for this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, as "chanibear" made us laugh with just a few words. This user paid homage to a Billy Joel classic and earned the winning submission for the week.

Check it out below and remember to come back and play every week. Thanks and best of luck!

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We didn't start the fire...

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Damon: I just needed to go to the bathroom. Elena: Who knew that guy had a Charizard.

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Elena: I have to get you out of here! Damon: But I need to be with Vivien Leigh before I die. Elena: Your becoming delusional.

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Elena: Damon, how many times di I have to tell you, not to play with matches. Damon: I know, I know! It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

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Elena: just because they played sparkle vampires in a movie does not mean they are REAL vampires...
Damon: Well duh, not anymore!

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Elena - Dude, you are so heavy,
Damon - But I am cripple, I need like a cane, but I can't find one.
Elena - Uggggggggh. -_-;

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Damon: I remember when that happened!! Elena: What?? Damon: The burning of Atlanta, new witch trying her powers.

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Damon: "I was just setting up the candles, you know trying to be romantic.."
Elena: "Damon--how many candles did you think it would take?"
Damon: "About sixteen..."

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Elena: Ok I think next birthday cake we'll not use candles
Damon: I second that. Is my ass on fire?
Elena: Do you really want me to answer that?

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Elena."Damon hang in there, we'll find a cure if not I'll let you suck my blood.
Damon." I cannot allow you to become what I hate and how I admire you are alive, Elena and thats everything I wish I was.
Elena." But Damon that was your decision you told me so.
Damon." yes, the most dumbest decision I hope I'll ever make.
Elena." Oh" Damon hang in there I got your back.

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Ut uhhh BOY you arent dying yet, we have a Delena moment coming up...YOu better SUCK IT UP!!!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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