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Dude in a soldier outfit: Hey, I am a 1864 soldier. And who are you?
Stefan: I am a modern vampire.
Dude (laughs): A vampire? Where are your fangs and your bride?
Stefan (thinking to himself): As for the fangs, you don't want to know, and as for the bride ... I don't want to know.
Stefan: Yellow was so not the colour of those days..Amateur!
Stefan: Did someone take me back in time? Oh there's Damon with Katerine. I could swear that's Elena walking around holding hands with him. Well they are doppelgangers and Elena is not in exsistance yet. But they are the only onbes dressed like they are in 2011. WAIT THAT'S ELENA'S SHIRT AHHHHH!!! STOP COMPELLING HER DAMON.
Elena (a few yards away turns around) I drank vervain this morning Stefan. Wait what?? (thinks: OH CRAP!!!!) He compelled me Stefan. I guess I need more.(Thinks: Sorry Damon)
Damon: (thinks: And I acually thought it was going to work out this time. You kissed Me last night on my bed.)
(Paul looking at Nina and Ian in Paris)
Paul: whatever, i know it will always be me on the the vampire diares.
stefan: gotta change my fashion style..
love the gurl at the back...
"OH HELL NO"
Paul: "Guess the writers have taken the flashback stuff way to seriously".
Stefan: Dude this isn't a costume party
Dude: Who said anything about costumes
Stefan: hey, buddy it's 2011.
Stefan: I feel so underdressed.
Costume guy: can't this town think of something else to celebrate?
Stefan stares at the man, remembering when he looked that stupid.
Stefan (thinking): i need to get me one of them hats.
Stefan thinking: I really need to tell this guy about the new Jenny Craig diet
Guy in soldier outfit: I feel so out of place!
stephan thinking : I might just have to kill him for waering that scarf like that
stephan thinking: i don't remember the yellow frilly scarf tied around use back then but ok?
Stephan "Damn, he's going to party like its 1864"
man in outfit(to his gf):how do i look in this dress?this is the new fashion.
stefan:lier.i wore that dress to the prom.elena must have borrowed it from the closet thinking it was zack's grandfather's
Stefan (thinking): Damn I wish I could look as hot as he does
Weirdos in costumes-making the vampires ,werewolves and witches look normal.
Stefan: *smug* Hey nice hat...
Man in Outfit: *smug* Nice hair...
Stefan: What is that suppose to mean?
Stefan: I don't think this apostle knows about vampires. Geeesss, is that holy water?
I am much to cool for an orange scarf - but those sunglasses really would be useful!