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Elijah: OH, MY, GOD. Your hands.. they simply smell amazing... do you use shea butter?
Elijah: Oh my god. Your hands smell AMAZING... is that shea butter I smell?
Elijah: The pleasure is all mine, Katerina.
Katerina: Don't bother Elijah. Trevor already tried, and it didn't work in his favor either.
Katerina: "So, you must be Lord Elijah. You look surprised?"
Elijah: "No, it's just that it has been many years since I laid eyes on your doppelganger?"
Elijah: "Apologies... I forgot spoilers"
Elijah= will u marry? Katherine = I'm with klaus so no Elijah= o well I hav a feeling I will find someone named Elena who is nice n cares about her family n will be in a love triangle with the Salvatores n also lives in mystic falls! She also looks like u! Katherine= that seems impossible Elijah= in wat way Katherine= aren't u gay Elijah= NO Katherine= oh ok if u say so Elijah= I'm telling the truth
Katherine= hello, my dear sir
Elijah= hello my lady
Katherine = sooo
Elijah= let make this quick, don't be with klaus just run away!
Katherine = what?
Elijah= don't act dumb u conniving bitch
Elijah= I had coffee with the salvatores
Katherine = that explains it
Elijah = o well just take my advice it's not like I am!
Klaus= elijah where r u
Elijah= coming my king
No, no. You make a fist, then pound it against mine - like this.
Pleased to meet you Katherine. I'm Elijah, I enjoy long walks on beaches, falling in love with girls who are totally out of my league, and I'm from a family of vampires that have been around since the dawn of time. Impressed?
Now when Klaus does this to you, I want you to keep your hand as is - AND THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!
Katerina: Are you trying to seduce me, Elijah?
Elijah: Why? Are you seducable?
Katerina: I'm still Klaus'.
Elijah: *glances at Klaus* So you are.
Elijah: You have a knack for getting in trouble, Katerina.
Katerina: You have a knack for saving my life, Elijah.
Elijah: You look stunning, Katerina. I'm told that dress is the latest fashion in London.
Katerina: Forgive me, Elijah, but women in London must have learned not to breathe.
Elijah: Come with me if you want to live.
Elijah: I saw that in a nickelodeon once and I've always wanted to do it.
Elijah: your beauty should be duplicated
Katherine: whoa whoa often imitated never dupilicated
Elijah : NEVER SAY NEVER!
Elijah: I dont know how i will be able to love you forever
Katherine: Turn me into a vampire Elijah duuuuuu.
Katherine: I feel Im going to have deja vu in a couple hundred years
Katherine: You know i feel your going to remind me of some one in a couple hundred of years
Katherine: No, but seriously; I don't date guys with hair as long as mine...
Elijah: a kiss on the hand maybe quite continental
Kathrine: ah but diamonds are a girls best friend
Katherine: are you trying to kill me?
Elijah: no of course not... erm, why would you think that?
Katherine: well just look at these candles, they're ready to set my hair alight.
Elijah: of course I(!) wouldn't kill you. thinking:(SHH SHH SHH)