The Vampire Diaries

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"Graduation"

Thu, May 16

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  1. Ronjay2309
    Rank: Extra

    Vicky: I met mom.
    Matt: What? Where? I told her to leave, for good. But, how is she? Is she okay?
    Vicky: Yup. (smirks)
    Tyler (looking at Kelly right behind Matt): Stop giving me that look, I told you that was one time. You're my best friend's ghost mother, I can't.

  2. Ronjay2309
    Rank: Extra

    Vicky: I met mom.
    Matt: What? Where? I told her to leave, for good. But, how is she? Is she okay?
    Vicky: Yup.
    Tyler (looking at Kelly right behind Matt): Stop giving me that look, I told you that was one time. You're my best friend's ghost mother, I can't.

  3. Ronjay2309
    Rank: Extra

    Vicky: Guess what, Tyler has a micro penis.
    Tyler (thinking): I hope he didn't hear that. I'm just gonna pretend I can't see her.
    Matt (thinking): Okay, if I'm starting to laugh now, he thinks I'm crazy. So just ignore her, Matt. Just ignore her.
    Vicky: It's getting awkward, huh?

  4. Ronjay2309
    Rank: Extra

    Matt: Okay, it's cool that you're back and all, but you really need to stop painting my face every night.
    Vicky: But I'm bored, because ghosts don't sleep. And by the way, the eyeliner suits you well.
    Tyler (thinking): It really does.

  5. Ronjay2309
    Rank: Extra

    Vicky: So, I'm back for revenge and I hope you can see and hear me, because I'm gonna tell you some things about Tyler...
    Tyler: Oh god..
    Vicky:...starting with the size of his penis.
    Tyler:Just shut up.
    Matt: Who are you talking to?
    Tyler: Thank god! Er.. never mind, let's order.

  6. Winchiwitch

    Matt: "So how was the fortune teller?"
    Viki: "A complete fraud. She said I'm going to die twice! Work that one out."

  7. Winchiwitch

    Matt: "You've been human, vampire and now you're a ghost. If you're that unhappy with who you are, why can't you just get a boob job like other girls."

  8. Dominique

    Tyler: So Jeremy now has the ability to see your ghost because he was brought back by a magical spell?
    Vicki: Yeah and it looks like they found another werewolf for Klaus's spell. I've been floating around.
    Tyler: Yeah they found another wolf.
    Matt(unable to see Vicki): Who are you talking to?

  9. Adelaide
    Rank: Extra

    Vikie: hey Maty, Ty, i'm back. Tyler: aren't you supposed to be dead? Vikie: Yeah, but lotsof people on this show hve died and are still around. Almos everyone- Jeremy, Stefan, Damon, Caroline, Katherine, in fact i died twice. Tyler: that is true.

  10. POPCOUTEURAisME

    Tyler: I really think it's cool that you're a fan and all, but did you really have to plaster my face all over your back.
    Vicki: I think it looks great. You should wear it more often.
    Matt: Why not? You're part of the new pride of mystic falls. But if it bothers you so much you can tear it apart later.

  11. POPCOUTUERAisME

    Vicki:Oh! I've got a great idea.
    Matt: What is it?
    Vicki: How 'bout i become the new Elena, and Tyler can be Daimon, and you can be Stefan.
    Tyler: "Ye-ah" and Matt: "Huh?!"

  12. xxEster
    Rank: Guest Star

    Vicki: Guess what.. I've got the name of Elijah's hairdresser.

  13. xxEster
    Rank: Guest Star

    Vicki: Hi guys. Just came to tell you that I'm comming back.
    Tyler: Okay, cool
    Matt: ... was that my dead sister?

  14. Delena4eva (I wouldn't have done it for you)
    Rank: Regular Character

    After Vicki and Tyler tell Matt about the supernatural side of Mystic Falls...
    Matt:*Almost gets a heart attack* You ARE joking right?!
    Tyler: You've just been punked!
    Vicki: *Facepalm*

  15. Delena4eva (I wouldn't have done it for you)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Vicki and Tyler: So matt, thats pretty much it on all the vampires, witches, werewolves, etc., in Mystic Falls...
    Matt: *Dumbstruck* What is this- an episode of Supernatural?

  16. Delena4eva (I wouldn't have done it for you)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Matt: Vicki stop haunting us!
    Tyler: You really are freaking us out!
    Vicki: No way- I'm totally going to get my revenge on you
    Matt: We haven't done anything bad to you
    *Tyler looks guilty*
    Tyler: *Points wildly* Um Vicki... Do you see a light?! Walk towards the light! The light- Vicki! Go to the light!
    Vicki: *Facepalm*

  17. Delena4eva (I wouldn't have done it for you)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Tyler: Matt we have to tell you about who, or 'what', you really are. I'm a werewolf
    Vicki: And I'm a vampire-turned-ghost
    *Matt shocked*
    Matt: What...am....I?
    Vicki and Tyler: *pause* A human
    Matt: NOOOOOOOO!

  18. KrissyTina97
    Rank: Guest Star

    Vicki: Wait Matty, did you just say you were friends with this werewolf?

  19. KrissyTina97
    Rank: Guest Star

    Vicki: Hey guys, I'm dead!
    Tyler: Vicki are you smoking crack again?

  20. Mrs Salvatore
    Rank: Extra

    Vicki: So, tell me Matt, how does it feel knowing that the vampire you love is inevitably going to end up with this handsome werewolf over here?
    Matt: I - I -
    Tyler: It's okay, Matt... This is a safe circle.

  21. Mrs Salvatore
    Rank: Extra

    Vicki: I now call the Supernatural Lovers Support Group to order.

  22. May
    Rank: Guest Star

    Matt: So is this show trying to add as many supernatural creatures that they can think of?
    Tyler: Yeah I know the next time the writers will have someone come back from the dead and may or may not have them see dead people.
    Vicki: Wow. Guys chill I mean I wouldn`t mind if I came back from the dead. Just saying...

  23. ThaliaB

    Hey Matt! Wanna teach Tyler and me how to dougie?

  24. Sarahliz
    Rank: Regular Character

    *Matt, texting on his phone*

    Tyler: Dude, who are you texting
    Vicky *giggling*: Or "what" are you texting
    Matt: Anthony Weiner
    Tyler: So is that what you call it now?
    Matt:...Not helping

  25. katherine

    Vicki: Hey, did you guys see Transformers 3?
    Matt: Yeah!
    Tyler: Nah. Sure, there were plenty of explosions, but there weren't any vampires. What's a good movie without the vampires?
    Vicki: Spoilsport.


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