The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 68 Comments (Page 2)
84 Comments
Mackenzie
July 12th, 2011 11:06 AM
John: Elena, i think its time we should have the S-E-X talk.
Elena: Oh come on, cant you see im making dinner?!
Jacklyn
July 12th, 2011 3:41 AM
Nina: U must vote 4 me n make sure i win or else u gona get it! John: For a millionth tym,im not a teenager!! I cant vote for u. Nina: U r my dad in the show n u r supposed to do/give me anythg i want! N while we r stil on that topic,i want a white pony,a doll house n the new Barbie girl set for my 18th bday! David; Wat r u,3? Nina: Ok then,i want male strippers,a trip to the Carribean n i want to hav a girl/girl relationship! David: Wateva u want sweetie,u r now of legal age. Its a gud thg i wont be around to see that.
Sydney
July 11th, 2011 6:59 PM
John: didn't you stab me the last time I saw you in the kitchen? Katherine: yeah.... The knifes are still I'm reach so don't piss me off.
Sydney
July 11th, 2011 6:56 PM
John: now before I die Elena I wanted to tell you to make sure to always eat your veggies. "Elena": John it's katherine. John: god why do you always do this to me?!
Hookified(dande) Rank: Regular Character
July 11th, 2011 4:51 PM
John: This is not the right time Katherine.
Katherine: I come when I am ready and not when I am called.
John: Elena, as your father it's my responsibility to give you 'The Talk'...
Elena: Umm, John I really don't think that that's necessary. Dating a vampire remember?
John: True, but somehow I don't think that's going to last considering how he's become a murderous bloodsucker again. So this is just for future reference.
John: Yeah right like anyone's going to believe that I committed suicide.
Katherine: Not even with this handwritten suicide note?
I killed Alison. I lost my temper because she knew too much, but there's only so much you can bury. It won't be that easy, but I know to get rid of the pain. I can't run from the law. Come and find me. - John
Katherine: I know I'm extraordinarily beautiful but I swear if you don't stop staring at me like that I'll carve out your eyes!
youngnan
July 11th, 2011 6:56 AM
John: I'm not doing this until we get that spell to grow them back.
Katherine: No spell, but it's not like I stab you in a vital place.
John: Wait, I get stabbed too?
Elena : I just want to kill her. It's that simple.
July 12th, 2011 11:06 AM
John: Elena, i think its time we should have the S-E-X talk.
Elena: Oh come on, cant you see im making dinner?!
July 12th, 2011 3:41 AM
Nina: U must vote 4 me n make sure i win or else u gona get it! John: For a millionth tym,im not a teenager!! I cant vote for u. Nina: U r my dad in the show n u r supposed to do/give me anythg i want! N while we r stil on that topic,i want a white pony,a doll house n the new Barbie girl set for my 18th bday! David; Wat r u,3? Nina: Ok then,i want male strippers,a trip to the Carribean n i want to hav a girl/girl relationship! David: Wateva u want sweetie,u r now of legal age. Its a gud thg i wont be around to see that.
July 11th, 2011 6:59 PM
John: didn't you stab me the last time I saw you in the kitchen? Katherine: yeah.... The knifes are still I'm reach so don't piss me off.
July 11th, 2011 6:56 PM
John: now before I die Elena I wanted to tell you to make sure to always eat your veggies. "Elena": John it's katherine. John: god why do you always do this to me?!
Rank: Regular Character
July 11th, 2011 4:51 PM
John: This is not the right time Katherine.
Katherine: I come when I am ready and not when I am called.
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 2:09 PM
Aww, thanks babi :)
July 11th, 2011 2:00 PM
"Elena: Please tell me you're not one of Jeremy's dead ex-girlfriends..."
BEST. CAPTION. EVER.
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 12:51 PM
Elena: Okay, now this is just getting weird. I mean you're dead and you're still keeping tabs on me. It's a little creepy.
John: Oh no, don't worry about it. I'm actually here to have a word with Jeremy so he can help move my soul into the afterlife.
Elena: Oh. He's upstairs but you'll have to join the queue behind all his old girlfriends.
Rank: Guest Star
July 11th, 2011 12:15 PM
I know I should feel really uncomfortable right now but then I think, Jeremy sees dead people too and i feel so much better.
July 11th, 2011 11:50 AM
I thought I made it clear that I wanted you to put a coaster under every cup you use.
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 11:09 AM
John: Elena, as your father it's my responsibility to give you 'The Talk'...
Elena: Umm, John I really don't think that that's necessary. Dating a vampire remember?
John: True, but somehow I don't think that's going to last considering how he's become a murderous bloodsucker again. So this is just for future reference.
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 11:04 AM
John: Elena, as your father it's my responsibility to give you 'The Talk'...
Elena: Yeah, well you can't talk if you're dead. Goodbye John!
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 9:52 AM
John: Yeah right like anyone's going to believe that I committed suicide.
Katherine: Not even with this handwritten suicide note?
I killed Alison. I lost my temper because she knew too much, but there's only so much you can bury. It won't be that easy, but I know to get rid of the pain. I can't run from the law. Come and find me. - John
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 7:45 AM
Katherine: You're supposed to be dead.
John: Pot, kettle, black?!
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 7:43 AM
Katherine: I thought you were dead?
John: Nah, still got a couple of Horcruxes left
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 7:41 AM
Elena: Please tell me you're not one of Jeremy's dead ex-girlfriends...
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 7:35 AM
Elena: Wow. I guess I must have cared for you more than I realised if I'm hallucinating about you now.
John: Elena, relax. I'm not a hallucination - I'm a ghost! Isn't that great?
Elena: Yeah...just great...yay...
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 7:25 AM
Katherine: Aren't you dead?
John: Yes, yes I am.
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 7:18 AM
John: Elena, you look so much like your mother.
Katherine: Hmmm, so there's nobody else who I share even more of a resemblance with?
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 7:15 AM
Katherine: I know I'm extraordinarily beautiful but I swear if you don't stop staring at me like that I'll carve out your eyes!
July 11th, 2011 6:56 AM
John: I'm not doing this until we get that spell to grow them back.
Katherine: No spell, but it's not like I stab you in a vital place.
John: Wait, I get stabbed too?
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 5:06 AM
Elena: Jeremy, you've got another undead visitor!
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 5:05 AM
John: Katherine, no matter how long you stare at me, you won't be able to compel me to give you a shoulder rub! I'm on verveine remember?!
Katherine: In that case you're useless to me. Goodbye John...
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 5:03 AM
John: Katherine, no matter how long you stare at me, you won't be able to compel me to give you a shoulder rub!
Rank: Extra
July 11th, 2011 4:57 AM
John: Did you do something different with your hair?