The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 68

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Welcome to the 68th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition! This week's Caption Contest winner is ... drum roll ... zzzz!

The winning caption entry appears beneath the photo. Honorable mentions go out to olaf78, TVDobsessesd, LuckyBastarda and DamonElena.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

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Elena: "Please tell me you're not one of Jeremy's dead ex-girlfriends..."

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John: Elena, i think its time we should have the S-E-X talk.
Elena: Oh come on, cant you see im making dinner?!


Nina: U must vote 4 me n make sure i win or else u gona get it! John: For a millionth tym,im not a teenager!! I cant vote for u. Nina: U r my dad in the show n u r supposed to do/give me anythg i want! N while we r stil on that topic,i want a white pony,a doll house n the new Barbie girl set for my 18th bday! David; Wat r u,3? Nina: Ok then,i want male strippers,a trip to the Carribean n i want to hav a girl/girl relationship! David: Wateva u want sweetie,u r now of legal age. Its a gud thg i wont be around to see that.


John: didn't you stab me the last time I saw you in the kitchen? Katherine: yeah.... The knifes are still I'm reach so don't piss me off.


John: now before I die Elena I wanted to tell you to make sure to always eat your veggies. "Elena": John it's katherine. John: god why do you always do this to me?!


John: This is not the right time Katherine.
Katherine: I come when I am ready and not when I am called.


Aww, thanks babi :)


"Elena: Please tell me you're not one of Jeremy's dead ex-girlfriends..." BEST. CAPTION. EVER.


Elena: Okay, now this is just getting weird. I mean you're dead and you're still keeping tabs on me. It's a little creepy. John: Oh no, don't worry about it. I'm actually here to have a word with Jeremy so he can help move my soul into the afterlife. Elena: Oh. He's upstairs but you'll have to join the queue behind all his old girlfriends.


I know I should feel really uncomfortable right now but then I think, Jeremy sees dead people too and i feel so much better.


I thought I made it clear that I wanted you to put a coaster under every cup you use.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.