The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 68

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Welcome to the 68th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition! This week's Caption Contest winner is ... drum roll ... zzzz!

The winning caption entry appears beneath the photo. Honorable mentions go out to olaf78, TVDobsessesd, LuckyBastarda and DamonElena.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!

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Elena: "Please tell me you're not one of Jeremy's dead ex-girlfriends..."

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John: Elena, i think its time we should have the S-E-X talk.
Elena: Oh come on, cant you see im making dinner?!


Nina: U must vote 4 me n make sure i win or else u gona get it! John: For a millionth tym,im not a teenager!! I cant vote for u. Nina: U r my dad in the show n u r supposed to do/give me anythg i want! N while we r stil on that topic,i want a white pony,a doll house n the new Barbie girl set for my 18th bday! David; Wat r u,3? Nina: Ok then,i want male strippers,a trip to the Carribean n i want to hav a girl/girl relationship! David: Wateva u want sweetie,u r now of legal age. Its a gud thg i wont be around to see that.


John: didn't you stab me the last time I saw you in the kitchen? Katherine: yeah.... The knifes are still I'm reach so don't piss me off.


John: now before I die Elena I wanted to tell you to make sure to always eat your veggies. "Elena": John it's katherine. John: god why do you always do this to me?!


John: This is not the right time Katherine.
Katherine: I come when I am ready and not when I am called.


Aww, thanks babi :)


"Elena: Please tell me you're not one of Jeremy's dead ex-girlfriends..." BEST. CAPTION. EVER.


Elena: Okay, now this is just getting weird. I mean you're dead and you're still keeping tabs on me. It's a little creepy. John: Oh no, don't worry about it. I'm actually here to have a word with Jeremy so he can help move my soul into the afterlife. Elena: Oh. He's upstairs but you'll have to join the queue behind all his old girlfriends.


I know I should feel really uncomfortable right now but then I think, Jeremy sees dead people too and i feel so much better.


I thought I made it clear that I wanted you to put a coaster under every cup you use.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.