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Damon: "I always thought you were like Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
Katherine: "No, I think I'm more like Darla or Drusilla."
Damon: "Well who am I?"
Katherine: "Well you're selfish and always want to be with someone who's already taken so I guess that means you're Cordelia."
Damon: I was going to wear that same outfit tonight! You know I look smexy in purple!
Damon: Wait! Lupin and Tonks die?!?!
Katherine: can we just say its a tie?
Damon: no, because its no fun if there isn't a winner
Katherine: well, i'm not gonna spend the rest of eternity trying to win a staring contest against you.
katherine: you're welcome
damon: for what?
katherine: you didn't seriously think you could get into that club without me did you?
Damon: "I should probably just kill you now and save myself from a ton of doppelganger hi-jinx the rest of the season, but I think I'll just strut away in my leather pants thinking about Elena."
Katherine: Ok Damon, why did you want to meet me?
Damon: you know it's quite pathetic how you always show up when I ask you to. You really want Stefan, but you show up in hopes of getting me just to piss him off. It's not going to happen.
Katherine: you think you're clever don't you?
Damon: You can track and kill Stefan so I can get Elena. NOW I think I'm clever.
Katherine: No, I'm Elena...duh you stupid ass
Damon: How am i suppose to tell the difference?
Katherine: My hair is curled....
Katherine don't look at me like that I didn't just come from Elena's house i swear!
Damon: What are you doing here.
Katherine: The heel of my shoe is stuck in a crack in the wall.
Damon: Ha! Ha! Now you're on your own.
katherine to damon five minutes sooner and you would be holding up this wall
katherine: "it's about time you showed up!" "what took you so long?"
damon:"hey, looking good in all black takes more than five minutes to get ready!"
katherine: "that is the lamest excuse ever!"" anyhow are you ready for this?"
damon:"i guess, but do we really have to go salsa dancing?"
katherine:"yes, you lost the bet!"
Katherine: poor baby, you really want Elana to pick you over Stefan, you must really hate your brother, cause he has something that you really want. Damon: Your just jealous, cause neither one of us wants you and you look like Elana's twin sister. Katherine: I can always act like her...just put my hair back like she does. Damon: You could NEVER be her.....Leave town for your own good
Damon: Why must you always run from me?
Katherine: Because I know you'll chase.
Why so clum chum ?
Hey good looking , I'll show you a good time !!!
Its not you its me!
Want to get lucky?
"What's a nice girl like you doing holding up the wall?"
You're hot, but I'm hotter!
What, I was just going to Starbucks.
damon:why're you standing like that
katherine: they kicked me out
damon: you too?
katherine: yeah,bloody werewolves think they're so cool
Katherine : Can you take a picture of me with this pose?
Damon : And why would I do that?
Katherine : I'm auditioning for lead role in 'Breaking Dawn'. Kristen Stewart can kiss her ass goodbye.
Katherine: this is MY corner, Damon!
Katherine to Damon: Just keep walking...
Damon : But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? Katherine : Dude, it’s a street lamp.
Face it Katherine! I'm Italian decent you are Bulgarian but neither of us will ever be as popular as Spongebob!!
Bad meets evil...