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KATHERINE: Wait! I need to rest.
DAMON: What? WHY?
KATHERINE: Have you ever tried to ran at vampspeed on these boots? You men have it sooo easy. Now GET-ME-SOME-ICE!
DAMON: What are you doing?
KATHERINE: I'm guarding the wall so nobody touches it. The paint is wet.
DAMON: But you're... nevermind.
Elana: "Tell your crotch to stop staring at me!"
Damon: "I wanna go all the way."
Katherine: "Ugh.. It's to late out. There are no cars out"
Damon: "Why do we to go in a car? We can go to my place."
Katherine: "To dance on Damon!!" starts singing:"i i i wanna go go go all the way way way taking out my freak tonight"
Damon: WHY BRITNEY WHY!!!
Damon: dont look so sad, you knew harry was going to die in deathly hallows part 2
Damon: What do you want?
Katherine: Let's talk.
Damon: The price for that is a dozen campers.
Katherine: too high, go away.
Its the final of the Staring Contest Championships and things are looking up for Damon, as Katherine struggles to remain standing.
Damon: What's with the come hither look, Katherine?
Katherine: *Sigh* Wouldn't you like to know.
Damon: *Starts walking away* You're right. I wouldn't.
Katherine- So really, do you think I look better than Elena when I stand this way, or should I push my hair back?
Hey Damon, don't just stand there, help me hold up this wall.
DAMON : THE BITCH IS BACK!
Damon: Hey Katherine! Hey Katherine! Hey Katherine! Hey Katherine! Hey Katherine! Hey Katherine! Hey Katherine! Kat! Kat! Kat! Kat! Hey Katherine! Hey Katherine!
Damon: Can I Brorrow A Dollor?
Katherine: Maybe for a kiss.
Katherine : You don't see me here!
Damon : Yep. I did see you.
Katherine : This is not my house! I am NOT poor.
Damon: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Katherine: Oh yeah.
Damon: Ok, so the minute Elijah steps out of the Grill, we grab his hair and run.
Damon: How much?
Damon: Wow, that's a little too high isn't it?
Katherine: Is it my fault that Obama flushed our economy down the drain?
Damon: You have a point. After all, it's well worth it, I've been dying to try on those heels.
Katherine: Well then, pay up.
Damon: You saved my life I'm grateful, what more
fo you want?
Katherine: I wanna see more Delena now that Stefans out of the story!
Damon: Klaus will jump out that door any second now..
damon: they're in Malibu. together. working on their tans, giving each other massages.
katherine: damn it! i knew i should never have trusted klaus with stefan!
Katherine: *thinking* maybe if I keep staring at him he'll go away...
*Damon just got tickets to see the last Harry Potter*
Katherine: I don't understand why people like those movies anyway...well, at least it's better than watching the sparkly fairy princesses in Twilight...
Damon: they're supposed to be vampires.
Katherine: Dammit, do people TRY to disgrace out kind?!
Damon: Katherine!? What the hell are you doing here?
Katherine: making your life better.
Katherine: I'm here, aren't I?
Damon: Why the long face?
Katherine: Everyone keeps posting comments on this contest assuming I'm interested in seeing Harry Potter?
Katherine: Yeah! It's all about Transformers 3, baby!
Damon: What's up?
Katherine: Oh my god! Harry Potter was released today! Dobby died and it was the last movie! I can't believe it, it's all over? What happens to Voldermort?! "£$%^£$%£"$&!"£%&* !!!
Damon: Dude, wrong Harry Potter..
Katherine: Did you take care of it?
Damon: No, not yet.
Katherine: Dammit, Damon! Those sparkling fairies are still out there, making us look bad.. Now go get rid of the Cullens.