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Damon: Wow.. Didn't know prostitutes were out this late.
Damon: Seriously, how long are you gonna be mad at me?
Katherine: You never pre-order our tickets to see Deathly Hallows. I missed the midnight premiere. It was the last movie in the whole series. How long do YOU think I'll be mad at you? Huh?
katherine: since when are we color coordinating?
Katherine : Where have you been Damon? :@
Damon : Oh my ! you told me you wouldn't be home before midnight :(
Katherine : cause i know you would sneak out -.-
Katherine: Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself...
Damon: You thought, where the heck is the ceiling...:)
Katherine: Please don't tell me you're one of those Potterheads.
Katherine: Where are you off to hot stuff?
Damon: Oh to see a movie.
Katherine: Please don't tell me you're one of those... Potterheads.
Katherine: yes, this IS Caption contest 69
Katherine: Did you do it?
Damon: No, but if you give me
Katherine: No, my time is ticking up Damon. You have destroy every vampire book out there before people start fantasizing how life as a vampire would be.
katherine: sorry, cant let you in pal
damon: why not?
katherine: (because you're a muggle, duh)
katherine: well? pay up
damon: but i wasnt satisfired.
katherine: um,i did the best i could
damon: you painted the walls GREEN katherine!
DAMON: Where's the bathroom?
KATHERINE: Get in line. I'm next.
Damon: Katherine, why are you over here looking sketchy as fuck?
Katherine: You know what they say about guys who were all black.
Katherine: Told you Voldermort dies... The bad guys always die.
Katherine: What do you mean great?
Damon: *Shrugs* Just means that your next...
Katherine: *Squints* I'll go get my wand.
On the set of "MYSTIC FALLS RED LIGHT DISTRICT" Take 09...
*Damon walks out of the Harry Potter movie*
Kat: Are you crying?
Damon: It's the end of an era!!
Damon: Do u hav one on u?coz i dint carry any,dint think i was goin to get lucky tonyt.. Kat: This is ua lucky nyt.I hav a variety of them.. Different colours,sizes n flavours.My favouryts strawberry. Damon: gr8,give me one ryt now! Kat: Dint know u hav a sweet tooth for candy!
Kat: If only u knew wat iv been thru,u wldnt b lookin at me with those judgy little eyes of urs! U cant walk a mile in my pretty prada shoes.. A gals got to do wat a gals got to do. Damon: Yeah,wateva..
Damon: U know,u cld get arrested 4 standing thea,lukin lyk that,at this tym? Kat: Lyk wat u see? I cant believe ive stooped to this level.. Its all Elenas fault! Every man wants her,they always pick her! If i get arrested il just say im Elena Gilbert. Damon: U little devil!
Kat: Lets do it lyk they did it in Pretty woman... Damon: Kat,wateva u r sellin i aint buyin... Kat: I also do immitations,i can be whoeva u want me to be,even Elena.. Damon: U mit luk lyk her but u r nothin lyk her! Kat: Ouch!
Damon: it's like your elena but without all the complications with stefan!
Katherine: *thinking* far from it. *speaking* look do you want it or not.
Damon: Hell yeah! but can i pay you later? elena stole my wallet and she won't invite me in the house.
Damon: So, I'm on my way to see the new Harry Potter movie...
Katherine: Voldemort dies.
Damon: ... You disgust me.
Damon : Hey there, lass. How much?
Elena : $300 and you get a refund if you're not satisfied or yours doesn't fit.
Damon : Deal! Hand over the heels.
DAMON: Hey... are you?-
DAMON: But you look like-
KATHERINE: But I'm not.
DAMON: And your heels look a bit like-
KATHERINE: I said no.
DAMON: Are you sure?
DAMON: Ok... I could have sworn you were Elena.
KATHERINE: Keep on walking.
DAMON: Why so sad?
KATHERINE: Nothing, it's just... I've been playing Caption Contest on tvfanatic.com for about 150 years now... and I never win.
DAMON: I know... Stefan is one witty son of a bitch.