The Vampire Diaries > The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 69 > Comments Page 5
DAMON: What are you doing in here?
ELENA: Nothing, just chilling. I'm waiting to see how many prostitution jokes are going to be made on this caption contest.
Kat: You're the one that i want (You are the one i want)
Ooh ooh ooh Honey.
Damon : Please let me try on those heels!
Katherine : Not a chance! I'll turn into a female toad if I ever put it off.
Damon : Don't look back now, but there's a reptile behind you.
Damon: No.Is it happening like right now.
Katherine: I know I could not believe it myself. It all ends today.
Katherine: Well I guess you know what we have to do(sexy wink).
Damon: I know excatly what you mean... let`s go see Harry Potter.
Damon: Ok, I dont know you are and i dont care. It does not make a difference to me if your Katherine, Elena , or Nina.
Nina: Ummm. It must be the eye thing.
Katherine: Sorry not tonight Damon. You know I was not involved with just one love triangle in my time.
Damon: How mucn?
Damon: Oh.. my.. god.... There's a smudge on the window?!
Damon: Damn, girl! How many inches you get with those heels?
Katherine: Four, five maybe. A lot more than you'll ever get with...well, I'll just ask the girls you've been doing.
Damon: Wait.. what do you mean Kurt's leaving Glee this season?
DAMON: I know you have to take care of Jeremy now, but I didn't think you were in THIS much financial trouble, Elena.
Kat: wanna have sex wit me?
Damon: No last tyme u gave me a bad case of VD
Damon, you should know better! Next time you use the Floo Power, make sure you annuciate VERY CLEARLY. It's Mystic Falls, NOT Mee-stick falls...
Damon:I think I am on the wrong side of town......