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Alaric: Okay soo i get Julie Plec and Kevin Williamson are in all the cast team (oviously) but let me make this clear i will always be in TEAM JENNA
Alaric:Im in team Stefan , Team Elena , Team Tyler and Team Caroline, but if your gonna be soo redicules of choosing other peoples teams at the comic-con u can get out of my room.
Damon:Excuse me what about team damon , u know i can take that ring of in a second so be carful....
Alaric: Okay. I'll get it straight once more. I may wear this unusually large-sized ring and have a pretty guppy puppy face, but I do not play for the other team! I play for the Vampires team.
Alaric: Okay, whoever just said that I lack of expression and storyline is in a really BIG trouble.
Ric *thinkin*: Im in a class full of vampires,witches,werewolves,ghosts n God knows wat. I hope wat happened to Mr Tanner doesnt happen to me,thank God for my supernatural ring..
Ric: Welcome bak to a new semester..Looks lyk we hav a full class,everyone welcome bak ghosts Vicky n Anna.
Elena:Bill is so hot!
Bonnie:Are you kidding me it's all about Eric!
Alaric:Pssh! Please hands down Alcide is the hottest!....Um opps, just act like I never said any thing.!
Saltzman the vampire slayer
Photographer: Oh yeah hold that pose
Alaric: "Hello class, my name is Alaric Saltzman. This is the first and last day of class because henceforth I will never been seen in front of a chalkboard again. I will, however, be conveniently stationed as a 'chaperone' at school dances when Elena is in trouble. Any questions? Good. Let's get to pretending like these kids go to school!"
Okay kids it's time to hit the bus, the magaic school bus!
Alaric: Goodmorning class. The following students have been chosen to attend/participate in a historical ritual... Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes, Tyler Lockwood, Elena Gilbert and Stefan and Damon Salvatore. Random Student: Damon Salvatore??!!...He doesn't even go here!!
Alaric: Goodmorning class. The following students have been chosen to attend/participate in a historical ritual... Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes, Tyler Lockwood, Elena Gilbert and Stefan and Damon Salvatore.
Random Student: Damon Salvatore??!!...He doesn't even go here!!
Oh did you forget I was a teacher?
Alaric: Open your books to chapter 5.
Bonnie: But we're not meant to start learning about how to kill an original for weeks!
Alaric: Where is the eraser? Uh Bonnie just made it disappear...I think I'll just use my sleeve...
Alaric: There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class. Are we clear Miss Bennett?
Alaric: Where's your history report?
Stefan: Sorry, Tyler ate my homework.
Ric: Okay, who's next to say a letter for Hangman?
Alaric: No this is not law class. You must have me mistaken for someone else
Today's lesson is all about why we should stick to having human friends...
Ric: class,no passin notes..stefan give me the note elena just passed u.ric *Reads out loud*: stefan,im sorry hav to break up with u coz i love Damon now.. i kissed him n saw him naked.hope u understand,its not u its me..
ric: Bonnie stop playin with ua wand,this isnt Hogwarts..*Bonnie turns Stefan into a hamster n Matt into a raven*
ric: elena,all the cool kids sit at the back,to the left we hav the vampires,middle row witches n the right the werewolves..others lyk Jeremy,well im still deciding..