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"Elena, when you say 'sweaty, rugged, adventure, cool off, and bonding'...do you mean that we...that I...that is...I'm not THAT much older then you, and I'm way younger then the Salvatores...am I going to get lucky?"
"Bueller? Beuller? Bueller?"
Alaric: and this is how my vampire wife left me.
Alaric (of stefan): Wait a minute, I went to college with that guy.
My name is Alaric Saltzman and welcome on 'How to kill an Original for dummies'. Yes that means you Elena.
rick thinking."boy i must be smart,me and that dude(stefan)were in the same class in the 80s and i've got a job and he's still got home work
Wait wait wait - this is my class?
i hope the saying 'beauty, not brainy' isn't true
Hmm... how do I do this teaching thing again?
You can call me Erza...Erza Fitz....
"Hopefully my good looks will be enough to make up for my name"
Wow,so that's Stefan Salvatore...
Rick: i hope you dont mind i brought my dog "Tyler were are you"
Rick:"Wait whats the whole point of teaching them my name if the only important people in this class are gonna start calling me rick?"
Alaric: Today's lesson will be How To Survive in Mystic Falls! If you're a vampire, werewolf, witch or own a secret family ring to keep you alive - these rules do not apply.
Do I look like Paris Hilton?
Klaus: does this body make my butt look big?
For the last time, Buffy isn't my long lost sister!
"Well, I've got on my best shirt, my irresistible puppy dog eyes and my swag. They better remember my name this time."
Alaric: Do I have a thing for vampires since both of the women I love became one?
Rick:Im gonna write my name incase i forget it.
RICK:What's the point of teaching them my name if they only come to school when theres a party?
Ric/klaus: mmh,so thats Stefan..we gona hav so much fun!
Ric: I spy with my little eye..Elena!! my lovely,my little doppelgagner
Elena: Hey, Mr. Fitz!
Alaric: ...DAMN. IT.
"Hey I'm Alaric Saltzman, Elena's mothers ex husband, and now Elena's dead aunt's ex boyfriend..."
"Oh by the way, I kill Vampires sometimes."