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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 71

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Welcome to the 71st edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Kylee Pyle. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to MissBootjah, Azza and Dominique. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again next time!

Alaric Saltzman Photo

"My name is Alaric Saltzman, your new history teacher. I moonlight as a vampire hunter and am on the hunt to find and kill my wife's abductor, I..." [is cut off] "Yes, I said Alaric..."

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Alaric: "Hello class, my name is Alaric Saltzman. This is the first and last day of class because henceforth I will never been seen in front of a chalkboard again. I will, however, be conveniently stationed as a 'chaperone' at school dances when Elena is in trouble. Any questions? Good. Let's get to pretending like these kids go to school!"

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Okay kids it's time to hit the bus, the magaic school bus!

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Alaric: Goodmorning class. The following students have been chosen to attend/participate in a historical ritual... Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes, Tyler Lockwood, Elena Gilbert and Stefan and Damon Salvatore. Random Student: Damon Salvatore??!!...He doesn't even go here!!

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Alaric: Goodmorning class. The following students have been chosen to attend/participate in a historical ritual... Bonnie Bennett, Caroline Forbes, Tyler Lockwood, Elena Gilbert and Stefan and Damon Salvatore.
Random Student: Damon Salvatore??!!...He doesn't even go here!!

Theblakeness

Oh did you forget I was a teacher?

Laurenl

Alaric: Open your books to chapter 5.
Bonnie: But we're not meant to start learning about how to kill an original for weeks!

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Alaric: Where is the eraser? Uh Bonnie just made it disappear...I think I'll just use my sleeve...

Laurenl

Alaric: There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class. Are we clear Miss Bennett?

Laurenl

Alaric: Where's your history report?
Stefan: Sorry, Tyler ate my homework.
Alaric: ...

Xxester

Ric: Okay, who's next to say a letter for Hangman?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]