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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 71

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Welcome to the 71st edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Kylee Pyle. Congratulations on a job well done!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go out to MissBootjah, Azza and Dominique. Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again next time!

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"My name is Alaric Saltzman, your new history teacher. I moonlight as a vampire hunter and am on the hunt to find and kill my wife's abductor, I..." [is cut off] "Yes, I said Alaric..."

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rick thinking."boy i must be smart,me and that dude(stefan)were in the same class in the 80s and i've got a job and he's still got home work

Stelenaonly

Wait wait wait - this is my class?
i hope the saying 'beauty, not brainy' isn't true

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Hmm... how do I do this teaching thing again?

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You can call me Erza...Erza Fitz....

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"Hopefully my good looks will be enough to make up for my name"

Talia

Wow,so that's Stefan Salvatore...

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Rick: i hope you dont mind i brought my dog "Tyler were are you"

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Rick:"Wait whats the whole point of teaching them my name if the only important people in this class are gonna start calling me rick?"

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Alaric: Today's lesson will be How To Survive in Mystic Falls! If you're a vampire, werewolf, witch or own a secret family ring to keep you alive - these rules do not apply.

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Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.