Gossip Girl Caption Contest 170

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Welcome to the 170th Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Stella. Congratulations!

The winning entry now appears below. Honorable mentions go out to Aquariuz, kittiwitti and LoverlyLola. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again next week!

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Blair: Mirror, mirror on the wall - will my mean, selfish, self-centered boyfriend ever change at all?
Mirror: Yes but first he'll do two or three unforgivable things, get shot in a red light part of town somewhere in the Czech Republic and also, it needs a blonde witch that answers to the name of Fleur Delacour.

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Girl in the mirror: Sorry, the auditions for Queen B are over...like 3 seasons ago


Gossip Girl: If Kristen Stewart is the new Snow White, then our wishes might come true sooner than we expect...because our Queen B will make sure that she never wakes up!


Blair: Will someone tell me why this minion is in my mirror?


Mirror: Don't worry! They can't trace those newspaper stories back to you!
Blair: That Wittstock bitch is going down!


Blair:(thinking) Why did everyone bail on me?
Mirror:(thinking) Because you are a total bitch...


Blair: (thinking) Why did I get stuck here with this idiot?


Gossip girl: Spotted, Queen B stuck in her worst nightmare and the only one who can save her now is the Dark Knight...but only time can tell.


Gossip girl: Spotted, B stuck in her worst nightmare as she realize that the beauty was jus imagined.


Gossip girl: Spotted, Blair realize that she´s on the wrong show...poor thing got stuck in an episode of Snow White.


Mirror: *sarcastically* ewwww Jenny is wearing yet another classy outfit...
Blair: i know right, she's embarrassing us all!
Mirror: well obviously SOMETHING needs to be done about that...
Blair: okay, i am going to need an apple, poison and an old, creepy looking lady! one of dan's relatives should do.

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Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.