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  1. GossipGleek {CB & FR FTW!}
    Rank: Guest Star

    Mirror: Your starting to be like serena. 3 boys are after you!
    Blair: I know! And serena only has two! haha!
    Mirror: All you need to do is kill someone!
    Blair: Hmmmm...Give me the name and address of jenny's boarding school.

  2. ThroughTheNightTheRainHasFallen

    Louis : Blair, you can't steal the crown and have your servants act as if you're in Snow White.
    Blair : I want a divorce.

  3. ThroughTheNightTheRainHasFallen

    Blair : She said I look fat? OFF WITH HER HEAD!

  4. ThroughTheNightTheRainHasFallen

    Blair : Mirror mirror on the wall, who the heck is pregnant on this show?
    Mirror: Let's hope it's not you. Nobdoy could live giving birth to a kid with the gigantic head genes of the Bass family.

  5. victoria

    Mirror mirror on the wall who the biggest bitch of all?

  6. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blair: Even though i love being in the spotlight, this dress makes me look fat
    Girl: Oh shut up at least your not a mirror in the wall

  7. LoverlyLola
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? As if I didn't already know.
    Mirror: Serena.

  8. leanne

    blair: what do you mean louis isnt coming !

  9. kneelb4todd

    Mirror: ...And then he holds your hand when you find Chuck with another woman on Valentine's Day, and then you watch a movie together like in "When Harry Met Sally", and then he supports you when you're running yourself ragged at W and having insomnia, and then when you're fired you go over to his loft and fall asleep with him, and then later you guys kiss -

    Blair: What?

  10. kneelb4todd

    Blair: Magic mirror in the GaGa episode that we had, why do I date so many nobles disgused as commoners? Is that bad?

    Mirror: You were Born This Way.

  11. Stella
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blair: Mirror, mirror on the wall - will my mean, selfish, self-centered boyfriend ever change at all?
    Mirror: Yes but first he'll do two or three unforgivable things, get shot in a red light part of town somewhere in the Czech Republic and also, it needs a blonde witch that answers to the name of Fleur Delacour.

  12. natalie

    Blair: OMG! From Where she got the golden carriage?! I've been looking for it for years!
    Mirror: It pays to have connections.

  13. Ery

    Blair: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Is this not the fairest outfit on me of all??

    Mirror: Actually, no. You don't really fill out the corset so well. It would however be the fairest on Serena.

  14. kmiS

    Blair: Louis will be so mad when he sees I bitched up his grand mother ball dress...

  15. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blair: Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who has the most potential to become the next Queen Bitch? And it better not be Charlie
    Mirror: She is the replacement of Georgina, Jenny and Vanessa, so let it be so!

  16. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair: Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of all?
    Mirror: Nate Archibald.
    Blair: Cut him down!...Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of all?
    Mirror: The dead body of Nate Archibald.

  17. dee123

    Blair: I wonder if that woodsman i sent has cut out Georgina's heart yet?

  18. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blair: Chuck I told you not to leave your whores around here, it leaves a bad stench.

  19. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blair: Oh Charlie, didn't see you there. Can you maybe next time don't appear at my face? Seeing a closely resembling face of me, makes me want to puke

  20. girlonfire
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blair, Jenny, Serena, and Vanessa were looking in the mirror when the mirror suddenly begins to talk:

    "I'm a magical mirror. And if you say the truth about yourself the mirror will grant you one wish. If you don't then you will dissappear."

    Jenny says "I think my dyed hair totally looks natural" and poof, she dissapears.

    Vanessa says "I think I am the most likeable character on the show" and poof, she dissappears.

    Then Serena says "I think" and poof, she dissappears.

  21. AmaranthKitti
    Rank: Leading Character

    Blair: Okay I am not that ugly

  22. Kristi Cagle Kristi Cagle
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair: Of course Chuck's party comes equipped with a glory hole...

  23. HS

    While Blair always wished to be a queen, this wasn't quite what she had in mind.

  24. kittybass
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Blair: Mirror,mirror on the wall,whose the girl Chuck loves the most?
    Girl in mirror:Atually B,I don't think Chuck loves anyone but the dog now.
    Blair looks forward;Well,there's always Louis.


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