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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 73

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It was a tight Vampire Diaries Caption Contest this week.

Our thanks go out to all participants, most notably Eliza, who submitted the runner-up entry. It made us laugh, but not as hard as the submission posted below, sent in by austicremarks. Thank you again to all and remember:

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The Vampire Diaries Season 3: The Year No One Got A Haircut.

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Xxester

Elena: You are drinking booze at my party. What are you a 500 year old vampire?

Aquariuz

Elena: Ye-e-eeah, it's a party in the U.S.A!

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Elena: heads up guys, I may be dressing better, and my hair is actually looking good. But that's pretty much it, I'm not going to get any more interesting.
Alaric: damn
Damon(thinking): she's never gonna sleep with me :(

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Did you realise that I am now officially older than Stefan?

Causticremarks

The Vampire Diaries Season 3: The Year No One Got A Haircut.

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Elena: It's a birthday party hosted by a vampire, what could possibly go wrong?

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Nina: Are you being serious?
Ian: Yep; Steven R. McQueen has joined twitter.

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elena: what? are you two a couple now.....
Damaric: YES

Aquariuz

Elena: Can someone explain to me about that paper cut scene again?
Alaric: You're having a birthday. You're opening some presents. You get paper cut.
Damon: That sounds really familiar.

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Elena: Compare me to Bella one more time...

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.