The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 73

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It was a tight Vampire Diaries Caption Contest this week.

Our thanks go out to all participants, most notably Eliza, who submitted the runner-up entry. It made us laugh, but not as hard as the submission posted below, sent in by austicremarks. Thank you again to all and remember:

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The Vampire Diaries Season 3: The Year No One Got A Haircut.


Elena: Look Damon, you're cute but I think it's time for me to move on to you Alaric. My contract says I have to make out with every male cast member on the show by season 4.


Katherine: Lame birthday. I gotta go though. Oh and tell Elena, don't be surprised if she's labeled as a whore. I pretty much kissed every guys and girls I meet tonight. Toodles.


Elena: "I married Damon, because Stefan is not here to entertain me,and I'm bored." "Drink up"


Elena, what's going on. Alaric, Damon just tried to compell me, dude wanted to kiss me. Damon, no one likes a rat Ric!!!!!


Elena: ok Ric, now that I think about it, your kinda like Jeremy. You can't get a girl that won't die. Maybe the third times a charm, Bonnie hasn't died on Jeremy, maybe you can get one more girl. It's not that hard.
Damon: that's what she said... Hehe..


ELENA: Listen, I don't wanna be mean or anything, but this is a teen PARTY... and you're still a TEACHER. See the connection? Because I don't, please go home and watch NatGeo, and take the back door. Thanks for the present! Loved it!


DAMON: And since she's wearing this gorgeous white dress...
ELENA: Yes, we are going to Las Vegas to get married.


Elena: Yep, I'm with Damon now. Stefan is so last season.


elena: Stefan's gone, But so what? I've got this brother.


Nina: (thinking) I can't wait for the nude scene...

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.