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Rick: I'm drunk
Elena: Your mouth isnt the only thing telling me that.
Damon: ha. ha. ha.
Elena: Hi everyone, i'm Elena and i'm an alcoholic.
Alaric and Damon together: Hi Elena.....
Elena: Look Ric, since Stefan left they still want the "love triangle thing " going. So what do you say ?
Alaric: Did you not see the last caption contest. My name is Alaric.
Elena: Honey you can be called anything you want.
Elena: Listen guys this season I want to start fresh.Going to be single for a while.
Alaric:Ok Elena. You being single? Because if i remember your the one who was with Stefan but, since he left now your going for this guy (looks at Damon).
Damon: Hey Elena want me to give you your birthday present now?
Damon: *sexy wink*
Alaric: So Elena, any news from Stefan?
Elena: Stefan who? Look at me Rick, does this dress makes me look like I'm waiting for Stefan?
Alaric: So that's what a sorority party feels like!?
Elena: NO WAY, Damon has yet to go loca!
Vampires are awsome, I love the show because every episode has adventure and fun stuff............ Thanks :..........
Damen: Katherine, meet Rick, the new guy in town.
Katherine: Great! Just when I thought I'd done everyone in this town. (To Rick...) So now I suppose I have to do you too?
Elena: ok, Alark, Stefan should be here any minute to strangel Damon, GO GET YOUR VAMPIRE HUNTING GEAR! Alark: Uh, sure... Elena: Good, ok...now Damon, let's go into Stefans room and you can help me with my Neckless
Elena: ok, Alark, Stefan should be here any minute to strangel Damon, GO GET YOUR VAMPIRE HUNTING GEAR!
Alark: Uh, sure...
Elena: Good, ok...now Damon, let's go into Stefans room and you can help me with my Neckless
Damon: sorry Rick .. Threesomes aren't really my thing anymore.
Elena : glares at Rick ...
Elena : Rick , please leave it's time for my (eighteenth) birthday bang ... this year , I make it count ..
Damon : Rick you know where the door is ...
That awkward moment when your in the bedroom with your dead aunts boyfriend,and your boyfriends brother who really..you want very badly.
Elena: Stefan left me and I haven't seen him in months.
Damon: Please don't go all Twilight on us.
Alaric: Yeah, you are way more interesting than Bella.
Elena: Sex ruins everything
Elena: I swear Ric, all it took was my boyfriend to go human blood and killing bender before abandoning me to realize how in love I was with Damon.
Soooo uhhhh Elana when did you get all these friends?
Elena: who let the dogs out?
One more bottle of rum on the wall. One more bottle of rum.
Damon: I know you love me Elena
Alaric: Elena sometimes it's best to love the one that is here.
Elena: But, I am broken. I will always be broken. I will never run right.
Elena: So which one of you was better at banging my birth mother
Alaric: Elena, you need to do this for yourself.
Elena: Really, guys, I'm fine. There's nothing wrong with me.
Damon: Denial is the first step in a drinking problem, babe.
Elena: Well, that whiskey next to Ric isn't exactly helping!