The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 73

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It was a tight Vampire Diaries Caption Contest this week.

Our thanks go out to all participants, most notably Eliza, who submitted the runner-up entry. It made us laugh, but not as hard as the submission posted below, sent in by austicremarks. Thank you again to all and remember:

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The Vampire Diaries Season 3: The Year No One Got A Haircut.


Alaric: Listen Elena. I'm a vampire hunter and all you do is sit there scream for Stefan or Damon to rescue you. Now get that nice looking butt of your back to your party.
Damon: She does have a nice butt...


Elena: Look this body is not just for show Alaric. I need to look good if Stefan is going to come back.
Alaric: Really? Because if I remember the only good thing your for is sex. I don't see you become a vampire hunter anytime soon.


Elena : Ok listen Alaric and listen good . Yeah Isobel is died and Aunt Jenna is dead too. But you have to put yourself out there.
Damon: Elena maybe it's better he stays single . I mean I dont know about you but , all the woman he has been with are died. Just saying.


Well, I WAS going to wear that but then I heard that YOU were wearing it so naturally I had to change. Thanks for that, by the way.


@Nadija it was me who found it out.


No Alaric...this is not Katherine. Why does everyone think that a girl as nice as Elena cant be with a guy...or vampire, like me.


*NOTICE*(to all viewers) I am not holding Damon's hand; my hand is on my hip. Thanks to the editor Damon Salvatore. -Elena

Rhianna speranzo

Nina: He takes my hand now but at the Teen Choice awards he didnt care and i... had to touch PAUL! blech

Rhianna speranzo

Elena: I know what this looks like but at least he takes me to places other then the Mystic Grill.


BTW damon and elena ain't holding hands. I think it was @cadlymack that took a closer look, elenas hand is on her hip and damons holding a drink in his hand! Dnt wori DELENA FANS in time we might see actual hand holding!!!!

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.