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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 75

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Another week has gone by and, with it, another Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

We appreciate every entry and we got a good chuckle out of a great many, but Winchiwitch takes home this edition's top prize for combining the world of L.J. Smith novels with The CW series itself.

Check out the victorious submission below and remember to return and play every week!

Elena in Bed

Who the hell is this L.J.Smith?! Why is she spying on us?! And when was I blonde?

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Aquariuz

Elena: I know Stefan wrote a diary too. But heck! This is more like an autobiography!

May

Elena: uhh. Wonder when Im going to sleep with Mr. Fitzs... I mean Alaric.Oh who cares their both hot. Looks like Aria is having the best of both worlds too.

May

Elena: And Elena ends up with Stefan. Well why dont I just cross that out ... there that`s a better ending. "Elena has her way with both guys".

May

Elena:Were not going to the VMA`s this year. Well i guess were going to have to push the boundaries more this season. But how many guys will it take to make these people vote for us? I can always just become a vampire on Twilight. I think we all know that they need some real acting over there.

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Shoot, running around with all of these supernaturals really put me behind on my homework...

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Stephen...where are you?Are you thinking about me? Or you forgot me? I really miss you...

Aquariuz

Elena: Oh my, I never know all these adjectives exist. Looks like Stefan is the better diary-writer.

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Why Stefan can't be more like the guy from this book. Bella is so lucky, oh Edward...

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Damn that Sookie she still has better lines than me! Ugh, when will I get to have a dream with both brothers like Sookie with Bill and Eric! Damn you True Blood!

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Elena: Stefan! Oh no. I'm in the wrong bed. Well this is etremey awkward...

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.