Gossip Girl Caption Contest 172

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Welcome to the 172nd Gossip Girl Caption Contest at TV Fanatic, where readers submit their best caption(s) for a photo from the CW drama! Ready to flex your creative muscle? Let's do it up.

This week's Caption Contest winner, based on the photo from the Season 5 premiere, "Yes, Then Zero," airing Monday, September 26, is iwatchtoomuchtv. Congratulations and well done!

Honorable mentions go out to brittmli, Kylee Pyle and queenbee94. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to all for playing, and best of luck again in next week's Caption Contest!


Serena: Everyone in Hollywood reinvents themselves.
Nate (whispering to Chuck): So this is where she got the nose job?
Chuck: Yes, but more importantly the boob job.

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Serena: Hey guys, it's so nice of you to stop by my work! I've missed you so much and-
Chuck: Actually we just need corkscrew.


Nate: So... my new girlfriend is hotter than you.
Serena: Seriously? I mean, come on, Nate. Look at me.
Nate: Well, I don't mean to brag but... she's got a british accent.
Serena: Oh, bloody hell.


Serena: No Champagne for me, thanks.
Chuck: What? But you're the one who introduced me to the C&C club.
Nate: C&C???
Chuck: Champagnne and Chow mein. Duh.


Chuck: So, Serena, would you like some Pinot Noir or do you want me to get the Chardonnay?
Serena: Actually I'm in the mood for some Petit Meslier. Do you happen to have some? Only if it's vintage though - I don't drink anything from after 2005. Nate, what do you think?
Nate: *thinking* Heheh. Boobs.


Serena: What's going on?
Chuck: We're re-creating the day you and Nate lost your virginities.
Serena: Oh, why?
Chuck: Nate's got the yips.


Serena: Uh-oh. What's this?
Chuck: We're re-creating the day you and Nate lost your virginities.
Serena: So why are you here?
Chuck: I'll be the one stalking you from a random balcony.


Chuck: Tip top, drip drop, bottles pop, lips lock! Hips rock, don't stop, big Snoop Dogg is back on the block!
Serena: No, Chuck. Just no.


serena : oh look its every girls dream, two men, a bottle of champagne and a limo.. oh wait thats a boys dream nate: well you make it come true?


Serena: limo, champagne a Bass and an Archibald whatever have I done to deserve such attention?
Nate: I'm doing another blonde but I wanted to let you know that you're still my number one summer fling
Serena: thanks...I think. I actually have a job now so Charlie will have to step it up.
Nate: haha yeah (imagining Charlie naked)
Chuck: Blair is getting married and i'm celebrating her impending adultery with none other than yours truly. she doesn't know it yet of course but I know she will be pleased when she sees what I have in store for her. (smiles)
Serena: and you guys came to my work just for that?(pause) wait a minute how did you guys find me?


Serena: Chuck remember we don't want another incident, like a baby or something....
Chuck: What are you implying?
Serena: You, mindless other girls....you

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