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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 77

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Welcome to the 77th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition!

This week's Caption Contest winner is May. Congratulations on a job very well done!

Honorable mentions go out to Steroline, Ally and nyancat. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's TVD Caption Contest!

Matt and C's mom

Sheriff Forbes: Listen Matt, you need to step up your game. When I see all the other guys on the show I get hot flashes, but with you, nothing.

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Sheriff Forbes: Matt, calm. I don't understand why there are lamps on the table either.

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Matt: It's completly true. This whole time I have been trying to deny it...But it's true. I really am the most boring person on this show...

Stelenaonly

Matt: so, she's all moody, and boring - she doesn't even sort out parties anymore...
Liz: really? that's so unlike Caroline.
Matt: Caroline? who said anything about Caroline? i thought we were talking about Elena!

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Sherrif forbes: Matt, please, just buy me some more time.
Matt: How easy do you honestly think it is to play Ken for Vampire Barbie?

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Matt: Would it be totally weird if I said you're hotter than your daughter?
Liz: Not as weird as the fact that we have a bunch of vampires running around town, and oh, I'm trying to kill them.

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Sherrif Forbes: And when I snap my fingers you will wake up and become interesting. On the count of three...

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Sheriff Forbes: Why so serious?
Matt: this is ridiculous, you're not going to get the role of the joker, he's a boy.
Sheriff Forbes: And your girlfriend is leaving you for a werewolf, so HA!

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Sheriff: Here's some money for your bills, but make sure you have to keep an eye out for Caroline Matt: Oh naw! A hundred really, that's not even enough. You will need to give more. Sheriff: You're such a tool, Caroline is better off with Tyler.

Sarahliz

Sheriff: So did you talk with Caroline? Matt: Yeah, she told me every little detail...it was pretty gruesome, she even tried making me forget but I was on vervain. I wish I could forget though, Why do you need to know this anyway? Sheriff: Well if I'm going to ask Damon out, I at least want to know if he's a good kisser.

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Matt: I still can't believe it. You mean, they don't actually sparkle?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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