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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 77

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Welcome to the 77th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition!

This week's Caption Contest winner is May. Congratulations on a job very well done!

Honorable mentions go out to Steroline, Ally and nyancat. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's TVD Caption Contest!

Matt and C's mom

Sheriff Forbes: Listen Matt, you need to step up your game. When I see all the other guys on the show I get hot flashes, but with you, nothing.

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Sheriff Forbes: Matt, calm. I don't understand why there are lamps on the table either.


Matt: It's completly true. This whole time I have been trying to deny it...But it's true. I really am the most boring person on this show...


Matt: so, she's all moody, and boring - she doesn't even sort out parties anymore...
Liz: really? that's so unlike Caroline.
Matt: Caroline? who said anything about Caroline? i thought we were talking about Elena!


Sherrif forbes: Matt, please, just buy me some more time.
Matt: How easy do you honestly think it is to play Ken for Vampire Barbie?


Matt: Would it be totally weird if I said you're hotter than your daughter?
Liz: Not as weird as the fact that we have a bunch of vampires running around town, and oh, I'm trying to kill them.


Sherrif Forbes: And when I snap my fingers you will wake up and become interesting. On the count of three...


Sheriff Forbes: Why so serious?
Matt: this is ridiculous, you're not going to get the role of the joker, he's a boy.
Sheriff Forbes: And your girlfriend is leaving you for a werewolf, so HA!


Sheriff: Here's some money for your bills, but make sure you have to keep an eye out for Caroline Matt: Oh naw! A hundred really, that's not even enough. You will need to give more. Sheriff: You're such a tool, Caroline is better off with Tyler.


Sheriff: So did you talk with Caroline? Matt: Yeah, she told me every little was pretty gruesome, she even tried making me forget but I was on vervain. I wish I could forget though, Why do you need to know this anyway? Sheriff: Well if I'm going to ask Damon out, I at least want to know if he's a good kisser.


Matt: I still can't believe it. You mean, they don't actually sparkle?