Matt: I feel really guilty, Sheriff. I promise I won't ever make fun of it again. Can I get out of your horrible hair now...Oops!
Jen
September 11th, 2011 1:01 AM
Sheriff: describe the culprit please.
Matt: he had yellow eyes....and- he was glittery...
Sheriff: glitter?
Matt: yeah *sighs girls were chasing him. -none of us can compete with that...
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
September 11th, 2011 12:51 AM
Matt: So, Caroline, Stefan and Damon are vampires. Tyler is a werewolf. Bonnie is a witch. And, Elena is a doppelganger of Katherine, who is also a vampire.
Liz: Yes.
Matt: Now, what the heck is a Kitsune?
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
September 11th, 2011 12:46 AM
Matt: So let me get this straight, Sheriff Forbes. You want me to attack a house full of vampires armed with an apron pocket full of straws?
Liz: The paper on the outside of the straws was made from wood, duh!
HeatherDee
September 10th, 2011 10:32 PM
Matt: Is there something you needed sheriff?
Sheriff: just wanted to know your opinion on clown costumes... A fashion do ora fashion don't?
Matt: (blankly stars) Damon compelled you didnt he...
Susan
September 10th, 2011 9:45 PM
Blond Chick: "Some old lady asked me if TV Fanatic is every going to have a caption contest for a show she watches."
Autumn
September 10th, 2011 8:26 PM
Sheriff: Your telling me that my Caroline, that's a Vampire,is also pregnant with a Werewolf's baby?? My grand child is some sorta sick Hybrid??
Matt: Well at least you can have the best of both worlds.
Autumn
September 10th, 2011 8:06 PM
Sheriff: Are you sure about this? You think we can get her away from there.
Matt: Were going to have to its worth a shot.
Sheriff: Its crazy to think my little girl is one of them.
Matt: I know it is hard to think of her that way but she is for them and we have to be on our guard and not let her know that we know.
Sheriff: Okay, go ahead and call her. Oh and Matt. Please be careful , Shes lucky to have you caring for her.
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
September 10th, 2011 7:05 PM
Matt: Vampires, witches and werewolves, oh my.
Liz: At least we don't have fairies. Just ghosts.
Matt: Yeah. Thank goodness we don't have fa-. What do you mean just ghosts?
Cris Snow
September 10th, 2011 6:58 PM
Matt: Okay, Damon?
Sheriff: Backstabbing, lying vampire?
Matt: Correct. Stefan?
Sheriff: .....
Matt: *Sigh* Do we really need to break out the flashcards again?
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
September 10th, 2011 6:57 PM
Matt: What does Tyler have that I don't?
Liz: Let's face it, Matt, he is hotter than you.
Martha
September 10th, 2011 6:45 PM
Ummmm....can you pay for dinner tonight? I left my wallet in my other pants.
Again, whatever happened to chilivery?
Ally
September 10th, 2011 6:37 PM
sheriff: what did you call me here for?
Matt: I've been wanting to say this for a long time now (pause)
Sheriff: yes?....
Matt: I'm in love with you. You are so irresistible so much more than Caroline.
Sheriff: oh. Well matt that's sweet but we still need to kill her.
Matt: "I have something important to tell you Sheriff, and I'm not sure how you're gonna take it."
Sheriff Forbes: "Okay, what is it?"
Matt: "Caroline is pregnant."
pam farmer
September 10th, 2011 5:54 PM
sheriff=I'm so confused, Matt. But she's still my daughter, and I love her.
matt= I know, cause I love her too. So what do we do?
Lisa Showers Rank: New User
September 10th, 2011 5:54 PM
Sheriff: What happened last night.
Matt: Not sure, I can't remember. It's like I was in a dream.
Lina
September 10th, 2011 5:53 PM
Do you think If I stared at you long enough; you could see into my soul?
Theresa galvan
September 10th, 2011 5:50 PM
Matt: will i have to tell Elena
Sherriff: no, stop talking and kill her already. They killed ur sister dummy.
Matt: what will Elena think?
Sheriff: really, I should kill u for that remark ugh!!!
Elena : I just want to kill her. It's that simple.
Rank: Regular Character
September 11th, 2011 2:56 AM
Matt: I feel really guilty, Sheriff. I promise I won't ever make fun of it again. Can I get out of your horrible hair now...Oops!
September 11th, 2011 1:01 AM
Sheriff: describe the culprit please.
Matt: he had yellow eyes....and- he was glittery...
Sheriff: glitter?
Matt: yeah *sighs girls were chasing him. -none of us can compete with that...
Rank: Guest Star
September 11th, 2011 12:51 AM
Matt: So, Caroline, Stefan and Damon are vampires. Tyler is a werewolf. Bonnie is a witch. And, Elena is a doppelganger of Katherine, who is also a vampire.
Liz: Yes.
Matt: Now, what the heck is a Kitsune?
Rank: Guest Star
September 11th, 2011 12:46 AM
Matt: So let me get this straight, Sheriff Forbes. You want me to attack a house full of vampires armed with an apron pocket full of straws?
Liz: The paper on the outside of the straws was made from wood, duh!
September 10th, 2011 10:32 PM
Matt: Is there something you needed sheriff?
Sheriff: just wanted to know your opinion on clown costumes... A fashion do ora fashion don't?
Matt: (blankly stars) Damon compelled you didnt he...
September 10th, 2011 9:45 PM
Blond Chick: "Some old lady asked me if TV Fanatic is every going to have a caption contest for a show she watches."
September 10th, 2011 8:26 PM
Sheriff: Your telling me that my Caroline, that's a Vampire,is also pregnant with a Werewolf's baby?? My grand child is some sorta sick Hybrid??
Matt: Well at least you can have the best of both worlds.
September 10th, 2011 8:06 PM
Sheriff: Are you sure about this? You think we can get her away from there.
Matt: Were going to have to its worth a shot.
Sheriff: Its crazy to think my little girl is one of them.
Matt: I know it is hard to think of her that way but she is for them and we have to be on our guard and not let her know that we know.
Sheriff: Okay, go ahead and call her. Oh and Matt. Please be careful , Shes lucky to have you caring for her.
Rank: Guest Star
September 10th, 2011 7:05 PM
Matt: Vampires, witches and werewolves, oh my.
Liz: At least we don't have fairies. Just ghosts.
Matt: Yeah. Thank goodness we don't have fa-. What do you mean just ghosts?
September 10th, 2011 6:58 PM
Matt: Okay, Damon?
Sheriff: Backstabbing, lying vampire?
Matt: Correct. Stefan?
Sheriff: .....
Matt: *Sigh* Do we really need to break out the flashcards again?
Rank: Guest Star
September 10th, 2011 6:57 PM
Matt: What does Tyler have that I don't?
Liz: Let's face it, Matt, he is hotter than you.
September 10th, 2011 6:45 PM
Ummmm....can you pay for dinner tonight? I left my wallet in my other pants.
Again, whatever happened to chilivery?
September 10th, 2011 6:37 PM
sheriff: what did you call me here for?
Matt: I've been wanting to say this for a long time now (pause)
Sheriff: yes?....
Matt: I'm in love with you. You are so irresistible so much more than Caroline.
Sheriff: oh. Well matt that's sweet but we still need to kill her.
Rank: New User
September 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
(him)One Potato, Two Potato...
(her) Excuse Me?
September 10th, 2011 6:04 PM
Matt: "I have something important to tell you Sheriff, and I'm not sure how you're gonna take it."
Sheriff Forbes: "Okay, what is it?"
Matt: "Caroline is pregnant."
September 10th, 2011 5:54 PM
sheriff=I'm so confused, Matt. But she's still my daughter, and I love her.
matt= I know, cause I love her too. So what do we do?
Rank: New User
September 10th, 2011 5:54 PM
Sheriff: What happened last night.
Matt: Not sure, I can't remember. It's like I was in a dream.
September 10th, 2011 5:53 PM
Do you think If I stared at you long enough; you could see into my soul?
September 10th, 2011 5:50 PM
Matt: will i have to tell Elena
Sherriff: no, stop talking and kill her already. They killed ur sister dummy.
Matt: what will Elena think?
Sheriff: really, I should kill u for that remark ugh!!!
Rank: New User
September 10th, 2011 5:48 PM
No you cannot have a beer, your still on duty.
Rank: Extra
September 10th, 2011 5:46 PM
Matt: And that's how the finale went.
Sheriff Forbes: You mean to tell me that Chair is -still- not together?!
September 10th, 2011 5:45 PM
No I said you can not have a beer! You still on duty.
September 10th, 2011 5:42 PM
I'm here to tell you that, this will never workout.
September 10th, 2011 4:37 PM
Sheriff Forbes: Did you hear about the terms Stelena, Delena, Forwood, and Bamon?
Matt: Do you think we could be Morbes?
September 10th, 2011 3:06 PM
Matt: *thinking* well this is the worst blind date I've ever been on
Sheriff forbes: *thinking* A-w-k-w-a-r-d