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Matt: I feel really guilty, Sheriff. I promise I won't ever make fun of it again. Can I get out of your horrible hair now...Oops!
Sheriff: describe the culprit please.
Matt: he had yellow eyes....and- he was glittery...
Matt: yeah *sighs girls were chasing him. -none of us can compete with that...
Matt: So, Caroline, Stefan and Damon are vampires. Tyler is a werewolf. Bonnie is a witch. And, Elena is a doppelganger of Katherine, who is also a vampire.
Matt: Now, what the heck is a Kitsune?
Matt: So let me get this straight, Sheriff Forbes. You want me to attack a house full of vampires armed with an apron pocket full of straws?
Liz: The paper on the outside of the straws was made from wood, duh!
Matt: Is there something you needed sheriff?
Sheriff: just wanted to know your opinion on clown costumes... A fashion do ora fashion don't?
Matt: (blankly stars) Damon compelled you didnt he...
Blond Chick: "Some old lady asked me if TV Fanatic is every going to have a caption contest for a show she watches."
Sheriff: Your telling me that my Caroline, that's a Vampire,is also pregnant with a Werewolf's baby?? My grand child is some sorta sick Hybrid??
Matt: Well at least you can have the best of both worlds.
Sheriff: Are you sure about this? You think we can get her away from there.
Matt: Were going to have to its worth a shot.
Sheriff: Its crazy to think my little girl is one of them.
Matt: I know it is hard to think of her that way but she is for them and we have to be on our guard and not let her know that we know.
Sheriff: Okay, go ahead and call her. Oh and Matt. Please be careful , Shes lucky to have you caring for her.
Matt: Vampires, witches and werewolves, oh my.
Liz: At least we don't have fairies. Just ghosts.
Matt: Yeah. Thank goodness we don't have fa-. What do you mean just ghosts?
Matt: Okay, Damon?
Sheriff: Backstabbing, lying vampire?
Matt: Correct. Stefan?
Matt: *Sigh* Do we really need to break out the flashcards again?
Matt: What does Tyler have that I don't?
Liz: Let's face it, Matt, he is hotter than you.
Ummmm....can you pay for dinner tonight? I left my wallet in my other pants.
Again, whatever happened to chilivery?
sheriff: what did you call me here for?
Matt: I've been wanting to say this for a long time now (pause)
Matt: I'm in love with you. You are so irresistible so much more than Caroline.
Sheriff: oh. Well matt that's sweet but we still need to kill her.
(him)One Potato, Two Potato...
(her) Excuse Me?
Matt: "I have something important to tell you Sheriff, and I'm not sure how you're gonna take it."
Sheriff Forbes: "Okay, what is it?"
Matt: "Caroline is pregnant."
sheriff=I'm so confused, Matt. But she's still my daughter, and I love her.
matt= I know, cause I love her too. So what do we do?
Sheriff: What happened last night.
Matt: Not sure, I can't remember. It's like I was in a dream.
Do you think If I stared at you long enough; you could see into my soul?
Matt: will i have to tell Elena
Sherriff: no, stop talking and kill her already. They killed ur sister dummy.
Matt: what will Elena think?
Sheriff: really, I should kill u for that remark ugh!!!
No you cannot have a beer, your still on duty.
Matt: And that's how the finale went.
Sheriff Forbes: You mean to tell me that Chair is -still- not together?!
No I said you can not have a beer! You still on duty.
I'm here to tell you that, this will never workout.
Sheriff Forbes: Did you hear about the terms Stelena, Delena, Forwood, and Bamon?
Matt: Do you think we could be Morbes?
Matt: *thinking* well this is the worst blind date I've ever been on
Sheriff forbes: *thinking* A-w-k-w-a-r-d