The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 77

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Welcome to the 77th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition!

This week's Caption Contest winner is May. Congratulations on a job very well done!

Honorable mentions go out to Steroline, Ally and nyancat. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's TVD Caption Contest!

Matt and C's mom

Sheriff Forbes: Listen Matt, you need to step up your game. When I see all the other guys on the show I get hot flashes, but with you, nothing.


Matt: I feel really guilty, Sheriff. I promise I won't ever make fun of it again. Can I get out of your horrible hair now...Oops!


Sheriff: describe the culprit please.
Matt: he had yellow eyes....and- he was glittery...
Sheriff: glitter?
Matt: yeah *sighs girls were chasing him. -none of us can compete with that...


Matt: So, Caroline, Stefan and Damon are vampires. Tyler is a werewolf. Bonnie is a witch. And, Elena is a doppelganger of Katherine, who is also a vampire.
Liz: Yes.
Matt: Now, what the heck is a Kitsune?


Matt: So let me get this straight, Sheriff Forbes. You want me to attack a house full of vampires armed with an apron pocket full of straws?
Liz: The paper on the outside of the straws was made from wood, duh!


Matt: Is there something you needed sheriff? Sheriff: just wanted to know your opinion on clown costumes... A fashion do ora fashion don't? Matt: (blankly stars) Damon compelled you didnt he...


Blond Chick: "Some old lady asked me if TV Fanatic is every going to have a caption contest for a show she watches."


Sheriff: Your telling me that my Caroline, that's a Vampire,is also pregnant with a Werewolf's baby?? My grand child is some sorta sick Hybrid?? Matt: Well at least you can have the best of both worlds.


Sheriff: Are you sure about this? You think we can get her away from there. Matt: Were going to have to its worth a shot. Sheriff: Its crazy to think my little girl is one of them. Matt: I know it is hard to think of her that way but she is for them and we have to be on our guard and not let her know that we know. Sheriff: Okay, go ahead and call her. Oh and Matt. Please be careful , Shes lucky to have you caring for her.


Matt: Vampires, witches and werewolves, oh my.
Liz: At least we don't have fairies. Just ghosts.
Matt: Yeah. Thank goodness we don't have fa-. What do you mean just ghosts?


Matt: Okay, Damon?
Sheriff: Backstabbing, lying vampire?
Matt: Correct. Stefan?
Sheriff: .....
Matt: *Sigh* Do we really need to break out the flashcards again?

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]