The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 77

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Welcome to the 77th edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition!

This week's Caption Contest winner is May. Congratulations on a job very well done!

Honorable mentions go out to Steroline, Ally and nyancat. The winning entry appears below. Thanks to everyone for playing and best of luck again in next week's TVD Caption Contest!

Matt and C's mom

Sheriff Forbes: Listen Matt, you need to step up your game. When I see all the other guys on the show I get hot flashes, but with you, nothing.


Matt: What does Tyler have that I don't?
Liz: Let's face it, Matt, he is hotter than you.


Ummmm....can you pay for dinner tonight? I left my wallet in my other pants. Again, whatever happened to chilivery?


sheriff: what did you call me here for?
Matt: I've been wanting to say this for a long time now (pause)
Sheriff: yes?....
Matt: I'm in love with you. You are so irresistible so much more than Caroline.
Sheriff: oh. Well matt that's sweet but we still need to kill her.


(him)One Potato, Two Potato...
(her) Excuse Me?


Matt: "I have something important to tell you Sheriff, and I'm not sure how you're gonna take it."
Sheriff Forbes: "Okay, what is it?"
Matt: "Caroline is pregnant."


sheriff=I'm so confused, Matt. But she's still my daughter, and I love her.
matt= I know, cause I love her too. So what do we do?


Sheriff: What happened last night.
Matt: Not sure, I can't remember. It's like I was in a dream.


Do you think If I stared at you long enough; you could see into my soul?


Matt: will i have to tell Elena
Sherriff: no, stop talking and kill her already. They killed ur sister dummy.
Matt: what will Elena think?
Sheriff: really, I should kill u for that remark ugh!!!


No you cannot have a beer, your still on duty.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.