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Sheriff: So Mr. Donovan what are your intentions with my daughter? Matt: What?? Aren't we going to talk about my sister's killers...
Matt: there is an epidemic in mystic falls. Sheriff: i know, the vampires... Matt: No much worse. Sheriff: ???? Matt: Bieber Fever... i'm scared...
Matt:I found something out bout caroline Sheriff:What! Matt:She slept with tyler Sheriff:OMG!
Caroline, can't you see, you're just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Caroline's mom.
Matt: Please Sheriff, you're my last chance of having a storyline this season.
Liz: "I'm sorry Matt. You're just not who I expected to meet when I signed up for that cougar match-making service"
matt: sheriff.., will you marry me? sheriff forbes: seriously?
Sheriff Forbes : listen Matt you need to step up your game . When I see all the other guys on the show I get hot flashes , but with you nothing .
Matt: Listen sheriff . I understand your in charge of the vampire hunting in this town , but you should really get some tips from Alaric ...
Liz: Matt...listen. This has really got to end. It's getting way too Stacey's Mom for me. Matt: Oh, I was actually thinking more of the She Will Be Loved music video. But, uh, that works too.
Matt: Can I go now? I've already given you my hairstylist's number.
Matt: I want a cookie. Sheriff Forbes: Not until you tell the truth. Matt:...make it one with sprinkles and you have a deal.
Matt: I want a cookie. Sherrif Forbes: Not until you tell the truth. Matt:...make it one with sprinkles and we have a deal.
Liz: "I need you to do something for me..." Matt: "What is it?" Liz: "I need you to find out which shampoo Elijah uses to get his hair so fierce!"
Matt: Ha! You blinked!
Matt: Wait - So, Castiel turned Raphael into chunky soup and now he's the anti-christ?
Forbes: I dont care if im a 'MILF', im not going to hook up with you.
Elena : I just want to kill her. It's that simple.
September 10th, 2011 2:59 PM
Sheriff: So Mr. Donovan what are your intentions with my daughter?
Matt: What?? Aren't we going to talk about my sister's killers...
Rank: Guest Star
September 10th, 2011 1:48 PM
Matt: there is an epidemic in mystic falls.
Sheriff: i know, the vampires...
Matt: No much worse.
Sheriff: ????
Matt: Bieber Fever... i'm scared...
September 10th, 2011 10:17 AM
Matt:I found something out bout caroline
Sheriff:What!
Matt:She slept with tyler
Sheriff:OMG!
September 10th, 2011 8:24 AM
Caroline, can't you see, you're just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Caroline's mom.
Rank: Regular Character
September 10th, 2011 5:13 AM
Matt: Please Sheriff, you're my last chance of having a storyline this season.
Rank: Guest Star
September 10th, 2011 2:46 AM
Liz: "I'm sorry Matt. You're just not who I expected to meet when I signed up for that cougar match-making service"
September 10th, 2011 12:55 AM
matt: sheriff.., will you marry me?
sheriff forbes: seriously?
Rank: Guest Star
September 9th, 2011 11:29 PM
Sheriff Forbes : listen Matt you need to step up your game . When I see all the other guys on the show I get hot flashes , but with you nothing .
Rank: Guest Star
September 9th, 2011 11:26 PM
Matt: Listen sheriff . I understand your in charge of the vampire hunting in this town , but you should really get some tips from Alaric ...
Rank: Recurring Character
September 9th, 2011 10:05 PM
Liz: Matt...listen. This has really got to end. It's getting way too Stacey's Mom for me.
Matt: Oh, I was actually thinking more of the She Will Be Loved music video. But, uh, that works too.
Rank: Regular Character
September 9th, 2011 9:38 PM
Matt: Can I go now? I've already given you my hairstylist's number.
September 9th, 2011 8:53 PM
Matt: I want a cookie.
Sheriff Forbes: Not until you tell the truth.
Matt:...make it one with sprinkles and you have a deal.
September 9th, 2011 8:49 PM
Matt: I want a cookie.
Sherrif Forbes: Not until you tell the truth.
Matt:...make it one with sprinkles and we have a deal.
Rank: Regular Character
September 9th, 2011 7:49 PM
Liz: "I need you to do something for me..."
Matt: "What is it?"
Liz: "I need you to find out which shampoo Elijah uses to get his hair so fierce!"
Rank: Guest Star
September 9th, 2011 6:40 PM
Matt: Ha! You blinked!
Rank: Guest Star
September 9th, 2011 6:39 PM
Matt: Wait - So, Castiel turned Raphael into chunky soup and now he's the anti-christ?
Rank: Guest Star
September 9th, 2011 6:34 PM
Forbes: I dont care if im a 'MILF', im not going to hook up with you.