The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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38 Comments

  1. Vampie

    Care for a bite or drink rather

  2. Vampie

    Care for a bite???

  3. Elizabeth

    So...two Vampires sitting at bar, one says "I'm hungry"...

  4. Baby kitty luvs u!

    Klaus: welcome back to chicago, stefan.
    Stefan: you said that at the beginning if the episode! Learn your lines!
    Klaus: okay, I got them now.
    " I know the risk, but I have to know him."
    Stefan: really!? Im not edward! And your not bella! Oi...

  5. tvshowknowitall
    Rank: Guest Star

    Klaus:
    Bottoms up, bottoms up, up, every single cup
    Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain't enough
    Bottoms up, bottoms up, up, throw your hands up
    Stefan: Dude, are you sure alcohol doesn't affect hybrids?

  6. VDluv

    Klaus: To non-sparkly vampires..or in my case hybrids!

  7. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Klaus: To friendship.
    Stefan: Dude, you're the hybrid dick who killed my girlfriend.
    Caroline: Well, no friendship is perfect.

  8. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Stefan: So, did you know Glee is covering Fix You by Coldplay?
    Klaus: I'm going to need another drink...

  9. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.

  10. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Stefan: No way, so we had a threesome with Rebekah that night?
    Klaus: Yes. But you are just so horrible that I have to compel you to forget the whole thing.

  11. Gabby

    Stefan: and I thought Damon was an alcoholic...

  12. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    KLAUS: Now, you see? I can't drink this.. IT HASN'T GOT AN UMBRELLA! It's not a fun drink anymore.

  13. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    KLAUS: Let's make a toast! What should we drink for? You shagging my sister? Maybe for saving my doppelgänger? I KNOW! Let's drink for YOU... being THE BEST FRIEND EVER!

  14. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Stefan: So, I kind of have an embarrassing confession to make. I banged Rebecca.
    Klaus: Rebecca, as in my sister? That's not embarrassing!
    Stefan: No, Rebecca, as in Black.
    Klaus: I need a drink.

  15. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Klaus: You either drink this or you can swipe your metro-card back home!

  16. kmiS

    Klaus:...and this is why everyone is Team Dalena...

  17. queenbee94
    Rank: Regular Character

    Stefan: Just so you know... I'm not wearing any underwear.

  18. LuckyBastarda
    Rank: Recurring Character

    STEFAN: Dude, I wouldn't drink THAT... Damon was playing with that bottle a while ago.

  19. julia

    Klaus : I have never... Banged Rebecca.
    Stefan : This one's not fair...

  20. Elena Winchester.

    Stef: *Thinking: I know the risk, but I have to know him.*

  21. Jazzy

    Klaus: As Rihanna says, "Cheers to the freaking weekend, I'd drank to that!"
    Stefan: Its only Thursday, the day TVD airs...where have you been...oh yeah that's right...a coffin.

  22. sreena

    Stefan: you realy think you cna brood better than me???

  23. salvatoregirl

    Klaus: Well?
    Stefan: well it says in the script i have to make out with your sister..

  24. LoveVDGirl

    Stefan: I banged a hot girl AND her great-great-great something grandma. Your sister's sexy too, by the way.
    Klaus: I need a drink...

  25. travis

    I'm gonna bang ur sister for a couple of episodes before I move in on katherine


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