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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 80

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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest was given no choice this week. We had to go cheesy.

After combing through the numerous responses to this edition's photo, we had to award the top prize to TVDAllison. That user rubbed our funny bone in just the right, pun-tastic way, as evidenced by the submission below.

Thanks so much to everyone who played and please come back to do so every week!

Klaus/Stefan Caption Pic

Stefan: Fangs for the drink. Are you ready to party?
Klaus:: Let's raise the woof!!!

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Care for a bite or drink rather


Care for a bite???


So...two Vampires sitting at bar, one says "I'm hungry"...


Klaus: welcome back to chicago, stefan.
Stefan: you said that at the beginning if the episode! Learn your lines!
Klaus: okay, I got them now.
" I know the risk, but I have to know him."
Stefan: really!? Im not edward! And your not bella! Oi...


Bottoms up, bottoms up, up, every single cup
Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain't enough
Bottoms up, bottoms up, up, throw your hands up
Stefan: Dude, are you sure alcohol doesn't affect hybrids?


Klaus: To non-sparkly vampires..or in my case hybrids!


Klaus: To friendship.
Stefan: Dude, you're the hybrid dick who killed my girlfriend.
Caroline: Well, no friendship is perfect.


Stefan: So, did you know Glee is covering Fix You by Coldplay?
Klaus: I'm going to need another drink...


Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.


Stefan: No way, so we had a threesome with Rebekah that night?
Klaus: Yes. But you are just so horrible that I have to compel you to forget the whole thing.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]