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Care for a bite or drink rather
Care for a bite???
So...two Vampires sitting at bar, one says "I'm hungry"...
Klaus: welcome back to chicago, stefan.
Stefan: you said that at the beginning if the episode! Learn your lines!
Klaus: okay, I got them now.
" I know the risk, but I have to know him."
Stefan: really!? Im not edward! And your not bella! Oi...
Bottoms up, bottoms up, up, every single cup
Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain't enough
Bottoms up, bottoms up, up, throw your hands up
Stefan: Dude, are you sure alcohol doesn't affect hybrids?
Klaus: To non-sparkly vampires..or in my case hybrids!
Klaus: To friendship.
Stefan: Dude, you're the hybrid dick who killed my girlfriend.
Caroline: Well, no friendship is perfect.
Stefan: So, did you know Glee is covering Fix You by Coldplay?
Klaus: I'm going to need another drink...
Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.
Stefan: No way, so we had a threesome with Rebekah that night?
Klaus: Yes. But you are just so horrible that I have to compel you to forget the whole thing.
Stefan: and I thought Damon was an alcoholic...
KLAUS: Now, you see? I can't drink this.. IT HASN'T GOT AN UMBRELLA! It's not a fun drink anymore.
KLAUS: Let's make a toast! What should we drink for? You shagging my sister? Maybe for saving my doppelgänger? I KNOW! Let's drink for YOU... being THE BEST FRIEND EVER!
Stefan: So, I kind of have an embarrassing confession to make. I banged Rebecca.
Klaus: Rebecca, as in my sister? That's not embarrassing!
Stefan: No, Rebecca, as in Black.
Klaus: I need a drink.
Klaus: You either drink this or you can swipe your metro-card back home!
Klaus:...and this is why everyone is Team Dalena...
Stefan: Just so you know... I'm not wearing any underwear.
STEFAN: Dude, I wouldn't drink THAT... Damon was playing with that bottle a while ago.
Klaus : I have never... Banged Rebecca.
Stefan : This one's not fair...
Stef: *Thinking: I know the risk, but I have to know him.*
Klaus: As Rihanna says, "Cheers to the freaking weekend, I'd drank to that!"
Stefan: Its only Thursday, the day TVD airs...where have you been...oh yeah that's right...a coffin.
Stefan: you realy think you cna brood better than me???
Stefan: well it says in the script i have to make out with your sister..
Stefan: I banged a hot girl AND her great-great-great something grandma. Your sister's sexy too, by the way.
Klaus: I need a drink...
I'm gonna bang ur sister for a couple of episodes before I move in on katherine