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Elena: I want you to stop stalking me.
Stefan: That's my favorite little blood bag! Yummy.
Stefan: omg did u see that movie last night? that girl was so awesome.
Elena: oh please. you were totally drooling for the guy.
Stefan: well, this is fun.
Elena: seriously? leave me alone.
Stefan: yeah, I get to watch my favorite blood bag try to run away from me.
Stefan: Let me guess. Active by Old Navy?
Elena: How'd you know?
Stefan: It's just like the commercial says; keeps it tight while you move your as--I mean...behind.
Elena: Shut up, Stefan, I'm gonna outrun you then you can't talk.
Stefan: By all means, do try, if it doesn't make you a more pathetic blood bag.
Elena: What the?
Elena: You look thirsty.
Stefan: Well, I heard you were the Mystic Falls blood bank.
Stefan: You know, even though my humanity's gone I still have an interest for certain sexy humans...
Elena: I thought old, powerful vampires were more your cup of tea.
Stefan: Like Rebekah?
Elena: No, I mean your total guy crush on Klaus.
Stefan: you seriously still cant be mad i drank your blood
Elena: Still going to ignore you
Stefan: Are you really trying to be like Buffy?
Elena: Why not, then I will be able to protect myself.
Stefan: 'Scuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Elena: Stefan, leave me alone.
Stefan: Is it because I screamed "Klaus" last night?
Stefan: are you tired?
Elena: no, why?
Stefan: Cause your blood's been running through my mind all day.