48 Comments

36. delenafan
    October 22nd, 2011 12:52 AM
    

    Elena: I want you to stop stalking me.
    Stefan: That's my favorite little blood bag! Yummy.

37. delenafan
    October 22nd, 2011 12:50 AM
    

    Stefan: omg did u see that movie last night? that girl was so awesome.
    Elena: oh please. you were totally drooling for the guy.

38. chwel
    October 22nd, 2011 12:46 AM
    

    Stefan: well, this is fun.
    Elena: seriously? leave me alone.
    Stefan: yeah, I get to watch my favorite blood bag try to run away from me.

39. DamonElena (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Recurring Character
    October 22nd, 2011 12:16 AM
    

    Stefan: Let me guess. Active by Old Navy?
    Elena: How'd you know?
    Stefan: It's just like the commercial says; keeps it tight while you move your as--I mean...behind.

40. Aquariuz (=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character
    October 21st, 2011 11:12 PM
    

    Elena: Shut up, Stefan, I'm gonna outrun you then you can't talk.
    Stefan: By all means, do try, if it doesn't make you a more pathetic blood bag.
    Elena: What the?

41. Delena1234
    October 21st, 2011 10:54 PM
    

    Elena: You look thirsty.
    Stefan: Well, I heard you were the Mystic Falls blood bank.

42. AmyGirl
    Rank: Recurring Character
    October 21st, 2011 10:10 PM
    

    Stefan: You know, even though my humanity's gone I still have an interest for certain sexy humans...
    Elena: I thought old, powerful vampires were more your cup of tea.
    Stefan: Like Rebekah?
    Elena: No, I mean your total guy crush on Klaus.

43. Emma
    October 21st, 2011 8:43 PM
    

    Stefan: you seriously still cant be mad i drank your blood
    Elena: Still going to ignore you

44. Hookified(dande)
    Rank: Regular Character
    October 21st, 2011 6:40 PM
    

    Stefan: Are you really trying to be like Buffy?
    Elena: Why not, then I will be able to protect myself.

45. Eliza Jimenez
    Rank: New User
    October 21st, 2011 5:43 PM
    

    Stefan: 'Scuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

47. Elena Winchester.
    October 21st, 2011 5:39 PM
    

    Elena: Stefan, leave me alone.
    Stefan: Is it because I screamed "Klaus" last night?

48. jade183
    Rank: Extra
    October 21st, 2011 5:22 PM
    

    You stink

49. Andrea Bruzzese-Boschelli
    Rank: Extra
    October 21st, 2011 4:13 PM
    

    Stefan: are you tired?
    Elena: no, why?
    Stefan: Cause your blood's been running through my mind all day.