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Stefan : Damn u smell good bro.
Damon : If you want to smell like me, look like me,you have to be me and Stef, you aint no Damon Salvatore
Stefan : Brother the ego on you. I wouldn't want to be anyones 2nd choice but you can have Elena, now let me go. Klaus and I have some ppl to kill. Too much blood, so little time.
Stefan: So if i feel something i'll get a cookie?
Stefan: How's Elena doing?
Damon: You know Elena. Going to school, writing in her diary, looking after Jeremy, sharing her bed with me.
Stefan: Yeah, that sounds like Ele . . . wait, what?
Stefan: You can't keep me locked up in here,Damon.
Damon: Why not?
Stefan: Because Elena is in danger. She's the doppelganger, Damon. She needs to be protected.
Damon: Then, I'll protect her.
Stefan: Hey, Damon! Did you know that there are exactly 37,152 bricks that make up this building?
Damon: You sure you're okay, Stef?
Stefan: I'm fine. Well, except that brick *nods toward a brick* right there, that one keeps mocking me.
Damon: Lexi! You'd better get your ghostly self back here and fix him, cause I didn't sign up for talking rocks.
Damon: Eventually you'll see things my way Stefan...
Stefan: I eat poo like you for breakfast!
Damon: You eat poo for breakfast???
Damon: If you don't tell me what I want to know, I will say it!
Stefan: You wouldn't dare!
Damon: Try me?
Stefan: I don't believe you!
Damon: You've forced my hand brother...
Stefan: You're bluffing!
Damon: Puppies, turn into dogs, who get get old and DIE!
Stefan: YOU MONSTER!!
STEFAN: So, what's the lastest trend on Twitter?
DAMON: I'm not getting any closer. Siriusly, being stuck in this cell for weeks is no excuse for you to stink like a dino!
STEFAN: Damon, right this down;
DAY 3 OF THE "CHAIR SITNESS MOVEMENT"
Today was a good day. I drank a spider and watched GG. Not all is lost, we had a very touching scene at the very end.
STEFAN: So... your probably wondering why I look so clean, perfectly shaved and my clothes are so neat even if I have been tied up to this chair for the last week or so. And that's a good question. Good question indeed.
DAMON: Have you been listening "Unchain my heart" on a loop again?
Stefan: So what have I missed?
Damon: Well, nothing much, just that Blair fought with Louis, then showed up at Chuck's suite...
Stefan: *Gasp* O.M.G! EPIC!
Damon: I know, right?!
STEFAN: Klaus kidnapped me and did funny things to my body. Look! He even made me wear a lipstick and called me "RIPAH" all the time. I feel so dirty...
PS: @chair4ever Haha thank you. Glad you liked it, ironically, I'm a Dair fan, but the caption was way too "Chairy" to go to waste for a silly shipping issue ;)
Damon: We have a big problem brother...and I mean big. Edward Cullen not only sparkles, but he can also procreate.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Salvatore brotherly love.
Stefan: Are you out of your freaking mind?
Damon: Hey, I'm just keeping my promise brother. To create an eternity of living hell for you.
Damon: I had no choice. I had to tie you down to stop you from running around the neighbourhood like a big old naked baby.
Stefan: Damon, please. Please, just let me go!
Damon: Listen, little brother. I promised you an eternity of misery. And, unfortunately, that includes missing the midnight premiere of Breaking Dawn.
Damon leaned down to Stefan then asked," Come on Superman… What are you planning to do next?"
Stefan laughed sarcastically," I guess just sit here and rot away."
Damon furrowed his brow and looked at Stefan with a non-amused expression," Alright bro, I will be the hero just this once, " he scoffed rolling his eyes," but don't tell anyone. I wouldn't want to run my reputation." Damon smirked," On second thought I think Elena should know. After all she wants me to be the hero."
Stefan made an attempt to growl.
Damon just smiled slyly at him and raised a brow," You know I'm right."
Stefan: Wow! Lexi you look different.
Stefan: May you help me? I really need to go to the toilet!
Ian: Did you hear that the hot chick from "Pretty Little Liars" will be on our show for a couple episodes? Man, I gotta hit that
Paul: Hey, that's my wife!
Ian: Oh, well... Can I still hit that?
stefan: what are you doing here damon?
damon: i was wondering where you hide your bunny blood.i need to start going on that diet for elena!
stefan: F you