The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 87 Comments (Page 2)
84 Comments
Christel
November 24th, 2011 2:58 AM
Stefan : Damn u smell good bro.
Damon : If you want to smell like me, look like me,you have to be me and Stef, you aint no Damon Salvatore
Stefan : Brother the ego on you. I wouldn't want to be anyones 2nd choice but you can have Elena, now let me go. Klaus and I have some ppl to kill. Too much blood, so little time.
RhiniedaGenie Rank: Guest Star
November 23rd, 2011 7:37 PM
Stefan: So if i feel something i'll get a cookie?
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
November 23rd, 2011 3:46 AM
Stefan: How's Elena doing?
Damon: You know Elena. Going to school, writing in her diary, looking after Jeremy, sharing her bed with me.
Stefan: Yeah, that sounds like Ele . . . wait, what?
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
November 23rd, 2011 3:33 AM
Stefan: You can't keep me locked up in here,Damon.
Damon: Why not?
Stefan: Because Elena is in danger. She's the doppelganger, Damon. She needs to be protected.
Damon: Then, I'll protect her.
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
November 23rd, 2011 3:29 AM
Stefan: Hey, Damon! Did you know that there are exactly 37,152 bricks that make up this building?
Damon: You sure you're okay, Stef?
Stefan: I'm fine. Well, except that brick *nods toward a brick* right there, that one keeps mocking me.
Damon: Lexi! You'd better get your ghostly self back here and fix him, cause I didn't sign up for talking rocks.
Alpha3eta
November 22nd, 2011 4:10 AM
Damon: Eventually you'll see things my way Stefan...
Stefan: I eat poo like you for breakfast!
Damon: You eat poo for breakfast???
Stefan:......NO!
CharlieTrout
November 22nd, 2011 4:06 AM
Damon: If you don't tell me what I want to know, I will say it!
Stefan: You wouldn't dare!
Damon: Try me?
Stefan: I don't believe you!
Damon: You've forced my hand brother...
Stefan: You're bluffing!
Damon: Puppies, turn into dogs, who get get old and DIE!
Stefan: YOU MONSTER!!
LuckyBastarda Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:59 AM
STEFAN: So, what's the lastest trend on Twitter?
DAMON: #DELENA.
LuckyBastarda Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:57 AM
DAMON: I'm not getting any closer. Siriusly, being stuck in this cell for weeks is no excuse for you to stink like a dino!
LuckyBastarda Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:56 AM
STEFAN: Damon, right this down;
DAY 3 OF THE "CHAIR SITNESS MOVEMENT"
Today was a good day. I drank a spider and watched GG. Not all is lost, we had a very touching scene at the very end.
---The End.
LuckyBastarda Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:52 AM
STEFAN: So... your probably wondering why I look so clean, perfectly shaved and my clothes are so neat even if I have been tied up to this chair for the last week or so. And that's a good question. Good question indeed.
LuckyBastarda Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:49 AM
DAMON: Have you been listening "Unchain my heart" on a loop again?
CharlieTrout
November 22nd, 2011 3:49 AM
Stefan: So what have I missed?
Damon: Well, nothing much, just that Blair fought with Louis, then showed up at Chuck's suite...
Stefan: *Gasp* O.M.G! EPIC!
Damon: I know, right?!
LuckyBastarda Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:47 AM
STEFAN: Klaus kidnapped me and did funny things to my body. Look! He even made me wear a lipstick and called me "RIPAH" all the time. I feel so dirty...
PS: @chair4ever Haha thank you. Glad you liked it, ironically, I'm a Dair fan, but the caption was way too "Chairy" to go to waste for a silly shipping issue ;)
VDluv
November 21st, 2011 4:35 PM
Damon: We have a big problem brother...and I mean big. Edward Cullen not only sparkles, but he can also procreate.
Stefan: Damon, please. Please, just let me go!
Damon: Listen, little brother. I promised you an eternity of misery. And, unfortunately, that includes missing the midnight premiere of Breaking Dawn.
Damon leaned down to Stefan then asked," Come on Superman… What are you planning to do next?"
Stefan laughed sarcastically," I guess just sit here and rot away."
Damon furrowed his brow and looked at Stefan with a non-amused expression," Alright bro, I will be the hero just this once, " he scoffed rolling his eyes," but don't tell anyone. I wouldn't want to run my reputation." Damon smirked," On second thought I think Elena should know. After all she wants me to be the hero."
Stefan made an attempt to growl.
Damon just smiled slyly at him and raised a brow," You know I'm right."
h2o4evaa
November 20th, 2011 2:56 PM
Stefan: Wow! Lexi you look different.
Laura
November 20th, 2011 1:39 PM
Stefan: May you help me? I really need to go to the toilet!
Ian: Did you hear that the hot chick from "Pretty Little Liars" will be on our show for a couple episodes? Man, I gotta hit that
Paul: Hey, that's my wife!
Ian: Oh, well... Can I still hit that?
sophia
November 20th, 2011 10:31 AM
stefan: what are you doing here damon?
damon: i was wondering where you hide your bunny blood.i need to start going on that diet for elena!
stefan: F you
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die. Elena: At least I'll die trying.
November 24th, 2011 2:58 AM
Stefan : Damn u smell good bro.
Damon : If you want to smell like me, look like me,you have to be me and Stef, you aint no Damon Salvatore
Stefan : Brother the ego on you. I wouldn't want to be anyones 2nd choice but you can have Elena, now let me go. Klaus and I have some ppl to kill. Too much blood, so little time.
Rank: Guest Star
November 23rd, 2011 7:37 PM
Stefan: So if i feel something i'll get a cookie?
Rank: Guest Star
November 23rd, 2011 3:46 AM
Stefan: How's Elena doing?
Damon: You know Elena. Going to school, writing in her diary, looking after Jeremy, sharing her bed with me.
Stefan: Yeah, that sounds like Ele . . . wait, what?
Rank: Guest Star
November 23rd, 2011 3:33 AM
Stefan: You can't keep me locked up in here,Damon.
Damon: Why not?
Stefan: Because Elena is in danger. She's the doppelganger, Damon. She needs to be protected.
Damon: Then, I'll protect her.
Rank: Guest Star
November 23rd, 2011 3:29 AM
Stefan: Hey, Damon! Did you know that there are exactly 37,152 bricks that make up this building?
Damon: You sure you're okay, Stef?
Stefan: I'm fine. Well, except that brick *nods toward a brick* right there, that one keeps mocking me.
Damon: Lexi! You'd better get your ghostly self back here and fix him, cause I didn't sign up for talking rocks.
November 22nd, 2011 4:10 AM
Damon: Eventually you'll see things my way Stefan...
Stefan: I eat poo like you for breakfast!
Damon: You eat poo for breakfast???
Stefan:......NO!
November 22nd, 2011 4:06 AM
Damon: If you don't tell me what I want to know, I will say it!
Stefan: You wouldn't dare!
Damon: Try me?
Stefan: I don't believe you!
Damon: You've forced my hand brother...
Stefan: You're bluffing!
Damon: Puppies, turn into dogs, who get get old and DIE!
Stefan: YOU MONSTER!!
Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:59 AM
STEFAN: So, what's the lastest trend on Twitter?
DAMON: #DELENA.
Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:57 AM
DAMON: I'm not getting any closer. Siriusly, being stuck in this cell for weeks is no excuse for you to stink like a dino!
Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:56 AM
STEFAN: Damon, right this down;
DAY 3 OF THE "CHAIR SITNESS MOVEMENT"
Today was a good day. I drank a spider and watched GG. Not all is lost, we had a very touching scene at the very end.
---The End.
Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:52 AM
STEFAN: So... your probably wondering why I look so clean, perfectly shaved and my clothes are so neat even if I have been tied up to this chair for the last week or so. And that's a good question. Good question indeed.
Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:49 AM
DAMON: Have you been listening "Unchain my heart" on a loop again?
November 22nd, 2011 3:49 AM
Stefan: So what have I missed?
Damon: Well, nothing much, just that Blair fought with Louis, then showed up at Chuck's suite...
Stefan: *Gasp* O.M.G! EPIC!
Damon: I know, right?!
Rank: Recurring Character
November 22nd, 2011 3:47 AM
STEFAN: Klaus kidnapped me and did funny things to my body. Look! He even made me wear a lipstick and called me "RIPAH" all the time. I feel so dirty...
PS: @chair4ever Haha thank you. Glad you liked it, ironically, I'm a Dair fan, but the caption was way too "Chairy" to go to waste for a silly shipping issue ;)
November 21st, 2011 4:35 PM
Damon: We have a big problem brother...and I mean big. Edward Cullen not only sparkles, but he can also procreate.
November 21st, 2011 2:46 PM
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Rank: Extra
November 21st, 2011 2:50 AM
Salvatore brotherly love.
Rank: Extra
November 21st, 2011 2:48 AM
Stefan: Are you out of your freaking mind?
Damon: Hey, I'm just keeping my promise brother. To create an eternity of living hell for you.
Rank: Extra
November 21st, 2011 2:46 AM
Damon: I had no choice. I had to tie you down to stop you from running around the neighbourhood like a big old naked baby.
Rank: Recurring Character
November 20th, 2011 6:19 PM
Stefan: Damon, please. Please, just let me go!
Damon: Listen, little brother. I promised you an eternity of misery. And, unfortunately, that includes missing the midnight premiere of Breaking Dawn.
Rank: New User
November 20th, 2011 3:51 PM
Damon leaned down to Stefan then asked," Come on Superman… What are you planning to do next?"
Stefan laughed sarcastically," I guess just sit here and rot away."
Damon furrowed his brow and looked at Stefan with a non-amused expression," Alright bro, I will be the hero just this once, " he scoffed rolling his eyes," but don't tell anyone. I wouldn't want to run my reputation." Damon smirked," On second thought I think Elena should know. After all she wants me to be the hero."
Stefan made an attempt to growl.
Damon just smiled slyly at him and raised a brow," You know I'm right."
November 20th, 2011 2:56 PM
Stefan: Wow! Lexi you look different.
November 20th, 2011 1:39 PM
Stefan: May you help me? I really need to go to the toilet!
Rank: Guest Star
November 20th, 2011 10:50 AM
Ian: Did you hear that the hot chick from "Pretty Little Liars" will be on our show for a couple episodes? Man, I gotta hit that
Paul: Hey, that's my wife!
Ian: Oh, well... Can I still hit that?
November 20th, 2011 10:31 AM
stefan: what are you doing here damon?
damon: i was wondering where you hide your bunny blood.i need to start going on that diet for elena!
stefan: F you