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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 89

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The latest edition edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest has come and gone. As always, we appreciate every user that submitted an entry, but we had to award this week's top prize to "Kylee Pyle."

The reader went back in time to reference a classic commercial campaign, while mocking Bonnie a bit in the process. Guaranteed winner right there!

Check out the submission below and remember to come back and participate every Friday!

Alaric CC Pic

Alaric: Nikon for photos of cave markings? $500. Developing said photos? $250. The talisman that needs to be destroyed but seemingly can't be, which really throws a wrench into our plans? Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's a random spell from Bonnie and a Grimoire used as a plot filler.

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So you take ONE Valium every time you see a vampire...

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This is a new compulsion device... Now you gonna do everything I say!!

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This necklace was worn for 1000 years by an Original vampire who lived during the middle ages...this is like porn for history teachers.

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ALARIC: You are getting sleepy, then you will kiss me.
BONNIE: OK i need a new boyfriend.

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Alaric: you miss, needs a helmet
you keep on screwing up. Are you sure you're my dead wife's kid, because she is actually really smart? Elena: [doing that duhrrrh retard blank stare]

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Alaric: No Bonnie, I will not shove this up Damon's ass.

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Alaric: Do you expect me to wear this?!
Bonnie: Yeah, you'll look hot.

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Alaric: I'm giving this to Damon. Do you think he'll like it?

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Alaric:So you want me to help you with the play "Romeo and Juliet?"
Bonnie:Yes but only the kissing scene!

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alaric: are you trying to bribe me?
bonni: no... is it working?
alaric: im sorry bonnie, im not into witches

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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