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This is what happens when someone cuts my hair when I'm lifeless!
Now Alaric won't think I have amazing hair!
Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve. I wear mine in my hand
Elijah: I'm back from the dead so I'm gonna break your hybrid's heart Klaus!
Klaus: What did you do that for?
Elijah: Oh nothing... I just want to have a dramatic entrance...
--END OF EPISODE 12 SEASON 3--
Elijah : Please be my valentine!
You break my heart! I break yours!!!
I wonder if my sister would still love me....
I'm a thousand years old and this is what i do for a living?!?!?! Break someone's heart??
Nicklaus, last Christmas, I gave you my heart. Then, the very next day, you gave it to Kol. So this year, to save me the tears I'll give it to someone really special: Tyler.
Meredith: Be a life-saver - donate a heart!
Elijah: Like this?
Well. Whaddaya know. Your hybrids react to a heart-rip just like everyone else! They die.
Well, Nicklaus, since you apparently don't HAVE a heart, I thought I'd loan you this one.
Go on, have a heart. It's organic, I swear!
Klaus, I give you my heart, brother. But you shatter it, now I'm gonna give it to someone else
"Sorry, I was just practicing what it would have been like if I had ripped your heart out 6 months ago"
Damon: Really Elijah? The beating heart of Davy Jones as our next weapon to kill Klaus... Yeah makes sense. Pirates were the only thing missing on the show.
Elijah : This is the only heart that belongs to me.
Klaus : FOREVER ALONE!
Elijah : Just shut up already.
Look out ladies... I'm such a heartbreaker!
Elijah: You said you liked birthdays, Niklaus? Well, happy birthday!
look at this heart.... LOOK AT IT.
Owww !!! It's squezy . Take it back damon please !
I thought you said you were giving me your heart?
I give you my heart.. If you want to i'll clean it. Please Take it.
"What do you mean you won't be my valentine?!"
The head is not more native to the heart, the hand more instrumental to the brain, than is the throne of Denmark to thy father.