The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 101 Comments (Page 3)
60 Comments
Lenya Salvatore
February 25th, 2012 11:26 PM
Rebekah:...She loves us. What trouble are you looking to-oh my god. First we have issues with double-crossing and suspicion regarding Mother, then Father, then both, then Father, then Niklaus, then Father, then Niklaus, and now Mother and Finn. Seriously, how disfunctional IS this family?!
Elijah: ...Quite.
Lenya Salvatore
February 25th, 2012 11:19 PM
Elijah: Rebekah...why did you need to create a privacy spell?
Rebekah: I did not create a privacy spell! I'm innocent in this!
Elijah: Then what were you doing with it?
Rebekah:........I'm cheap. I don't like the smell of febreze.
Lenya Salvatore
February 25th, 2012 11:16 PM
Elijah: I just heard about you and Damon.
Rebekah: Ugh, how is it that everyone knows?!
Elijah: Maybe next time, you should use some of this.
(holds up sage for privacy spell)
Prom Queen Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2012 5:14 PM
Rebekah: Mother wants to see you.
Elijah: But I just rolled a fatty...
Louiisa
February 25th, 2012 2:07 PM
Rebekah: What is that, brother?
Elijah: I thought you need a ring since Damon and you are engaged. It's our mother's who wants to kill us by the way.
Lainee
February 25th, 2012 1:58 PM
Elijah: My God Rebecca, these brownies are amazing! What's in them?
Rebecca: Just a little Hash, brother. Enjoy.
Teresa Petty
February 25th, 2012 11:32 AM
Rebekah: Come on Elijah; sage... really is that what they call it in this century.
Amie Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2012 6:53 AM
Elijah: It must have taken Damon half the night to unbutton your Pippa Middleton dress...
Amie Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2012 6:50 AM
Elijah: "One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them."
Elijah: Tell me, who's A?
Rebekah: I'm not on the show anymore!
Jasmine
February 25th, 2012 12:02 AM
Elijah:(condom in hand) Just cuz ur a vampire doesnt mean u still don't need protection
Ely11;)
February 24th, 2012 10:38 PM
Elijah: (looking.at Rebekah with curiosity and the understandment washes over his face)
Hey! Now I know where the Barbie doll idea came from!!!
Rebekah:What is a Barbie...isn't that tofu
fayeolivia Rank: Guest Star
February 24th, 2012 8:45 PM
Rebekah: What's that?
Elijah: A box of condoms. I know you've been in a box for the last century but surely you've heard what happened in Twilight.
Heads, you're a strumpet. Tails, you're an evil blood slut.
akalillyt Rank: Guest Star
February 24th, 2012 5:59 PM
Elijah : Our mother was burning Sage..
Rebekah: WHAT?!? Vampire diaries writers don't kid around when it comes to killing people!
Elijah: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Not_Telling
February 24th, 2012 5:39 PM
Elijah- It's funny Rebekah how that your hair after you've been sleeping is better than it was last night.
Elijah: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
K3nz@
February 24th, 2012 3:55 PM
Elijah: Smells like someone got some last night...
Tina T
February 24th, 2012 3:50 PM
Rebekah " ooh a blood choc, gimmie!"
Elijah "absolutely not, a drop on the lips is a lifetime on the hips!!!"
Hookified(dande) Rank: Regular Character
February 24th, 2012 3:41 PM
Rebekah: What is that?
Elijah: You tell me because I found it in your room.
Rebekah: Why were you in my room?
Elijah: Why do you have this?
Rebekah: I ask a question first and you are not my father so move out of my way.
Tania C
February 24th, 2012 3:34 PM
Elijah: Rebekah, what did I tell you about smoking weed?
Michelle
February 24th, 2012 3:29 PM
Elijah: While you were off romping with that Salvatore, some of us were trying to get to the bottom of what our witch of a mother is really up to. Priorities, Rebekah, priorities.
Emme Jane Go
February 24th, 2012 2:54 PM
Elijah: what do you think this is?
Rebekah: it's a paper crumpled up?
Elijah: I am thinking are mother has a plan, that involves all of us tonight. And which means, someone lied to me.
Rebekah: she just wants us as a family again. Who lied to you?
Elijah: Elena, she had to lie in my face about our mother's plans.
Rebekah: it's mother she won't kill us.
Elijah: yes, she would because we're vampires.
Rebekah: so, we're still her children.
-end of conversation-
Elena : I just want to kill her. It's that simple.
February 25th, 2012 11:26 PM
Rebekah:...She loves us. What trouble are you looking to-oh my god. First we have issues with double-crossing and suspicion regarding Mother, then Father, then both, then Father, then Niklaus, then Father, then Niklaus, and now Mother and Finn. Seriously, how disfunctional IS this family?!
Elijah: ...Quite.
February 25th, 2012 11:19 PM
Elijah: Rebekah...why did you need to create a privacy spell?
Rebekah: I did not create a privacy spell! I'm innocent in this!
Elijah: Then what were you doing with it?
Rebekah:........I'm cheap. I don't like the smell of febreze.
February 25th, 2012 11:16 PM
Elijah: I just heard about you and Damon.
Rebekah: Ugh, how is it that everyone knows?!
Elijah: Maybe next time, you should use some of this.
(holds up sage for privacy spell)
Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2012 5:14 PM
Rebekah: Mother wants to see you.
Elijah: But I just rolled a fatty...
February 25th, 2012 2:07 PM
Rebekah: What is that, brother?
Elijah: I thought you need a ring since Damon and you are engaged. It's our mother's who wants to kill us by the way.
February 25th, 2012 1:58 PM
Elijah: My God Rebecca, these brownies are amazing! What's in them?
Rebecca: Just a little Hash, brother. Enjoy.
February 25th, 2012 11:32 AM
Rebekah: Come on Elijah; sage... really is that what they call it in this century.
Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2012 6:53 AM
Elijah: It must have taken Damon half the night to unbutton your Pippa Middleton dress...
Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2012 6:50 AM
Elijah: "One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them."
Rank: Regular Character
February 25th, 2012 4:33 AM
Elijah: Tell me, who's A?
Rebekah: I'm not on the show anymore!
February 25th, 2012 12:02 AM
Elijah:(condom in hand) Just cuz ur a vampire doesnt mean u still don't need protection
February 24th, 2012 10:38 PM
Elijah: (looking.at Rebekah with curiosity and the understandment washes over his face)
Hey! Now I know where the Barbie doll idea came from!!!
Rebekah:What is a Barbie...isn't that tofu
Rank: Guest Star
February 24th, 2012 8:45 PM
Rebekah: What's that?
Elijah: A box of condoms. I know you've been in a box for the last century but surely you've heard what happened in Twilight.
Rank: Regular Character
February 24th, 2012 8:32 PM
Elijah: We're not vegetarians, Rebekah.
February 24th, 2012 7:55 PM
Lol, originalperfection! :D
February 24th, 2012 6:49 PM
Heads, you're a strumpet. Tails, you're an evil blood slut.
Rank: Guest Star
February 24th, 2012 5:59 PM
Elijah : Our mother was burning Sage..
Rebekah: WHAT?!? Vampire diaries writers don't kid around when it comes to killing people!
Elijah: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
February 24th, 2012 5:39 PM
Elijah- It's funny Rebekah how that your hair after you've been sleeping is better than it was last night.
Rank: Leading Character
February 24th, 2012 4:43 PM
Elijah: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
February 24th, 2012 3:55 PM
Elijah: Smells like someone got some last night...
February 24th, 2012 3:50 PM
Rebekah " ooh a blood choc, gimmie!"
Elijah "absolutely not, a drop on the lips is a lifetime on the hips!!!"
Rank: Regular Character
February 24th, 2012 3:41 PM
Rebekah: What is that?
Elijah: You tell me because I found it in your room.
Rebekah: Why were you in my room?
Elijah: Why do you have this?
Rebekah: I ask a question first and you are not my father so move out of my way.
February 24th, 2012 3:34 PM
Elijah: Rebekah, what did I tell you about smoking weed?
February 24th, 2012 3:29 PM
Elijah: While you were off romping with that Salvatore, some of us were trying to get to the bottom of what our witch of a mother is really up to. Priorities, Rebekah, priorities.
February 24th, 2012 2:54 PM
Elijah: what do you think this is?
Rebekah: it's a paper crumpled up?
Elijah: I am thinking are mother has a plan, that involves all of us tonight. And which means, someone lied to me.
Rebekah: she just wants us as a family again. Who lied to you?
Elijah: Elena, she had to lie in my face about our mother's plans.
Rebekah: it's mother she won't kill us.
Elijah: yes, she would because we're vampires.
Rebekah: so, we're still her children.
-end of conversation-