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Rebekah:...She loves us. What trouble are you looking to-oh my god. First we have issues with double-crossing and suspicion regarding Mother, then Father, then both, then Father, then Niklaus, then Father, then Niklaus, and now Mother and Finn. Seriously, how disfunctional IS this family?!
Elijah: Rebekah...why did you need to create a privacy spell?
Rebekah: I did not create a privacy spell! I'm innocent in this!
Elijah: Then what were you doing with it?
Rebekah:........I'm cheap. I don't like the smell of febreze.
Elijah: I just heard about you and Damon.
Rebekah: Ugh, how is it that everyone knows?!
Elijah: Maybe next time, you should use some of this.
(holds up sage for privacy spell)
Rebekah: Mother wants to see you.
Elijah: But I just rolled a fatty...
Rebekah: What is that, brother?
Elijah: I thought you need a ring since Damon and you are engaged. It's our mother's who wants to kill us by the way.
Elijah: My God Rebecca, these brownies are amazing! What's in them?
Rebecca: Just a little Hash, brother. Enjoy.
Rebekah: Come on Elijah; sage... really is that what they call it in this century.
Elijah: It must have taken Damon half the night to unbutton your Pippa Middleton dress...
Elijah: "One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them."
Elijah: Tell me, who's A?
Rebekah: I'm not on the show anymore!
Elijah:(condom in hand) Just cuz ur a vampire doesnt mean u still don't need protection
Elijah: (looking.at Rebekah with curiosity and the understandment washes over his face)
Hey! Now I know where the Barbie doll idea came from!!!
Rebekah:What is a Barbie...isn't that tofu
Rebekah: What's that?
Elijah: A box of condoms. I know you've been in a box for the last century but surely you've heard what happened in Twilight.
Elijah: We're not vegetarians, Rebekah.
Lol, originalperfection! :D
Heads, you're a strumpet. Tails, you're an evil blood slut.
Elijah : Our mother was burning Sage..
Rebekah: WHAT?!? Vampire diaries writers don't kid around when it comes to killing people!
Elijah: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Elijah- It's funny Rebekah how that your hair after you've been sleeping is better than it was last night.
Elijah: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
Elijah: Smells like someone got some last night...
Rebekah " ooh a blood choc, gimmie!"
Elijah "absolutely not, a drop on the lips is a lifetime on the hips!!!"
Rebekah: What is that?
Elijah: You tell me because I found it in your room.
Rebekah: Why were you in my room?
Elijah: Why do you have this?
Rebekah: I ask a question first and you are not my father so move out of my way.
Elijah: Rebekah, what did I tell you about smoking weed?
Elijah: While you were off romping with that Salvatore, some of us were trying to get to the bottom of what our witch of a mother is really up to. Priorities, Rebekah, priorities.
Elijah: what do you think this is?
Rebekah: it's a paper crumpled up?
Elijah: I am thinking are mother has a plan, that involves all of us tonight. And which means, someone lied to me.
Rebekah: she just wants us as a family again. Who lied to you?
Elijah: Elena, she had to lie in my face about our mother's plans.
Rebekah: it's mother she won't kill us.
Elijah: yes, she would because we're vampires.
Rebekah: so, we're still her children.
-end of conversation-
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