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Owwwww ! she taste disgusting , should of know last time a drink from a blonde .
She looked too good to pass up. A blood bag with funbags.
Klaus: When did I been reduce to this?
Klaus: Oh,maaan! It's AB+ and my nutrionist told me to eat lightly after midnight....Hmmm...I'll go jogging first thing in the morning!
Klaus: This is your punishment for such horribly dyed hair.
Maybe if I close my eyes I can pretend you're Elena and I'm drinking doppelganger blood, because if I do in real life, I won't be able to create any more hybrids and I'll be a sad, lonely sap for the rest of eternity because everybody hates me.
Girl thinking: "Pretend he's Fabio, pretend he's Fabio, pretend he's Fabio......"
Claus thinking: "What's that smell? Oh wait, it's me....."
Girl thinking: I really should have taken that job presenting Oscars....
Its moments like these you need Minties
Need a moment? Chew it over with Twixy.
Klaus: Oh damn. I just feed on Paris Hilton.
Klaus: Since Caroline is a Vampire Barbie, I'll have to settle for her.
Klaus: I really only wanted to check out your breasts, but then nature kicked in and well, I decided to kill two birds with one bite.
Klaus: I don't know whats worse? The fact that this girl tastes the worst or the fact that this is the most awkward hug I've had in my life.
Girl: You think your life's bad? You aren't the one who's wearing this ridiculously tacky outfit.
Dance instructor - Fantastic! Now dip her!
Klaus: Mmmmm... is that Guilty by Gucci?
klaus-mmmmm....tasty what is it?is it chicken or burger?i hope isn't a burger because is teases me.
Klaus: The breasts look even more divine than her neck...
KLAUS: I tought I was specific with the "NO PERFUME" policy.
Klaus: Someone spiked this!
Klaus:Stefan always leaves me with the dirty work!!
These midnight snacks are a killer!!! YUM
Tastes like chicken
Girl: What are you?
Klaus: I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I have lost my fangs.
Klaus: Now, I'm a hybrid silly.